Why KDE hate fun?

I can't play Fortnite without my custom kernel that gives me a 2% performance increase on Tuesdays between 4PM and 6PM

according to aviation laws bumblebee can't fly legaly over linus torvalds

I had the idea to turn my old phone into a mini pc but i need as native pc OS on it to browse, work, game etc.

Just wanted to know if i can do something by any chance

don't question authority org.freedesktop.wagie

tkae the ddddd

A bit of trivia: in addition to being famous desktop environment for Linux, "KDE" also means "where" in Czech.

There is a pop song from the 80s on YT when you can hear how it's pronounced, including the famous Czech lack of wovels:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8WkVhRvAqI

The song name is "Kde jsi?" i.e. "Where are you?"

and the lyrics are about the singer looking for his girlfriend: he cannot find her, he tries to call her on the phone, but this is before cell phones were a thing. He is worried that she is with someone else.

"use any distribution you see fit, whatever floats your bloat"

9/10 accuracy of the Linux users

Suse army entered the battleground, Hands up all fedora user!!