[DV] Breaking news. Hidden camera shows adventurers are a scam

[u/Jello_Penguin_2956]

We pay for them to attack dungeons in Dungeon Village when in reality they went and had the time of their lives enjoying the hospitality of Demon Lord. The loots they brought back are lies - they were bought from souvenir vendors.

Spread the news don't let these scammers get away

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[u/Kidlike101]

Let others boast of martial dash

For we have boldly fought with cash

We own all your helmets, we own all your shoes

We own all your generals - touch us and you'll lose.

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Dungeon Village! Dungeon Village!

Dungeon Village owns the day!

We can rule you wholesale

Touch us and you'll pay.

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We bankrupt all invaders, we sell them souvenirs

We ner ner ner ner ner, hner ner hner by the ears

Ner ner her ner ner ner hner the ner

Er ner ner hner ner, nher hner ner ner (etc.)

Ner hner ner, your gleaming swords

We mortgaged to the hilt!

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Dungeon Village! Dungeon Village!

Hner ner ner ner ner ner

We can rule you wholesale

Credit where it's due.

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• The anthem of Ankh Morpork. We can rule you whole sale. By Terry Pratchett

[u/ZirePhiinix]

This is DCS (Demon Castle Story)

[u/unxbeee]

Lol! I knew they were taking too long to take a leisurely stroll through the dungeons squints menacingly