r/KCRoyals • • Apr 22 '26

Question As of today I’m a Royals fan

I am officially a Kansas City Royals fan.

I have been MLB homeless since I walked away from an abusive relationship with the ownership of the Oakland A’s in 2022, after 35 years of fandom.

I’ve lived in KC since 2015 and with the Royals moving into the city I’m going to go all in with my first local sports team fandom. Hey hey hey!

First jersey recommendation?

Who do we hate?

What do I need to NOT do at games?

What do I need to know?

(Oh and it’s still fuck the Chiefs)

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u/lousy_at_handles Apr 22 '26 edited Apr 22 '26

First off, I'm so sorry.

Brett, Wilson, Mayberry.  Never a current player. 

The Yankees.

Woooo as loud as you can. 

You've gone from one poverty franchise to another.  We have BBQ though.

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u/StoddUniverse Michael Wacha Apr 22 '26

BO JACKSON!!!!!!

Bo Knows.

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u/Reddishead The Cag-nado Apr 22 '26

Okay you can grab salvy for a current player. He’s retiring with us. Witt is probably safe with his contract as well for current options.

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u/Leighroy1120 Bobby Witt Jr. Apr 22 '26

Are you sure you want to commit to this?

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u/ihasquestionsplease Apr 22 '26

I’m a 49ers fan. All I’ve known is 31 years of pain.

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u/SHOW_ME_PIZZA Where do you go for the snacks? Apr 22 '26

When you said Fuck the Chiefs I assumed Raiders. But given recent Super Bowls. I get it. But 49ers still have more chips.

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u/nbsorens Apr 22 '26

Same lol. I breathed a sigh of relief when he said 49ers. Anything but the raiders lol

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u/TheOnlyJimEver ​Rex Hudler Apr 22 '26

Hey, I'm also a 49ers and Royals fan, for what it's worth.

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u/ihasquestionsplease Apr 22 '26

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u/TheOnlyJimEver ​Rex Hudler Apr 22 '26

It can get rough. I caught baseball flack when the Royals lost to the Giants in '14, and now I catch football flack from 2 super bowls. Subreddits can be hazardous.

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u/TheOnlyJimEver ​Rex Hudler Apr 22 '26

😂😂😂 And apparently I'm downvoted for mentioning it. That sounds about right.

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u/ihasquestionsplease Apr 22 '26

Here’s a cool mural of Mahomes that’s made up of stills of Nick Bosa being held in the SBs

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u/Tiny_Desk2424 Apr 22 '26

You two have the sports flipped. Should be chiefs and giants fans lol

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u/FloridaManArrives Jac Caglianone Apr 22 '26

oh dude it’s weirder for me i’m a Bills and Royals fan

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u/Leighroy1120 Bobby Witt Jr. Apr 22 '26

You poor, unfortunate soul.

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u/Sansred 13 Apr 22 '26

Yankees. We hate the Yankees.

And what's funny is that the A's used to be in KC.

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u/DuneChild Apr 22 '26

We also hate the A’s for how they left KC. I wasn’t alive at the time, but I inherited that animosity from my grandpa.

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u/Sansred 13 Apr 22 '26

True, true.

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u/Electrical_Ant_1829 Apr 22 '26

Does anyone not hate the Yankees??

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u/The_Quiz29 Apr 22 '26

But we have more reasons than most. 1976, 1977, 1978

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u/Sansred 13 Apr 22 '26

Never forget.

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u/BigFlyGuy913 Apr 23 '26

Don’t forget Robinson Cano snubbing Billy in the 2012 HR derby and Jazz Chisolm’s punk ass comments.

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u/KCWCM ​Royal Blue Apr 22 '26

Welcome! You’re gonna hate it here

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u/FormalYeet Apr 22 '26

Amen börther. You've clearly been at this a while

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u/Patchcat Strippers for Sluggerrr! Apr 22 '26

Jersey: I'd go Salvy, still on the team and a Royals legend.

Rivals: Personally I hate the Guardians and White Sox the most of the teams in our division, I don't think everyone agrees though. Everyone hates the Yankees so idk if that counts. Our thing with the Cardinals is mainly a bragging rights thing and they don't hate us so it's kind of weird to force.

Not to do at games: Just don't be like the "Woo-Hoo" Lady and you'll be fine

What to know: Fountains are cool af

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u/1230metb Apr 22 '26

That woohoo lady. What the heck is that about? I hate her.

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u/Exodor72 Bo Knows Apr 22 '26

She's the worst yet there are some in this subreddit who will defend her.

All I will say is no jury would ever convict...

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u/BeachTotesMaGoats Apr 23 '26

She is literally the sweetest lady ever, and a die hard fan! Her husband and her have season tickets, are at EVERY home game, and they wear matching outfits.

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u/Exodor72 Bo Knows Apr 23 '26

None of that makes the annoying screaming ok. Why should the entire stadium have to listen to that shit?

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u/BeachTotesMaGoats Apr 25 '26

At least she doesn't just randomly scream like that one lady.

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u/Electrical_Ant_1829 Apr 22 '26

Took me a while to find a comment with a jersey of the capitán!! Salvy is a legend for us.

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u/gf99b FIRE JJ & Q INTO THE SUN Apr 22 '26

Our thing with the Cardinals is mainly a bragging rights thing and they don't hate us so it's kind of weird to force.

Cardinals don't hate the Royals? Come out here (in the middle of cards country) and you'll be constantly heckled, and always hear about 1985 and how "Denkinger was on the Royals' payroll," once they discover you're a Royals fan.

ChiSux are my least favorite ALC rival. Their fans are horrible, and ChiSux are to the Royals how the Raiders are to the Chiefs.

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u/JoshM_Artist Apr 23 '26

Weirdly not been my experience. Being from KC and having moved about a year ago to STL, I’ve actually never experienced any heckling or razzing about wearing Royals gear. people under 40 weren’t around to experience the 85 WS and even most over that age just don’t give enough of a shit about KC to say anything in my experience. Actually, just a few weeks ago I was wearing my Salvy jersey out and about and had someone roll down their window to shout “Let’s go Royals”. Of course I haven’t encountered all the Cards fans out there, but I notice at least at the moment they don’t give a damn cause their own team ain’t doing too hot.

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u/gf99b FIRE JJ & Q INTO THE SUN Apr 23 '26

That’s interesting, especially with them not bringing up the 1985 WS. They always bring that up around here, especially the older fans. The heckling definitely happens around here too. I’m in central Missouri and would’ve expected it to be worse in St. Louis.

I was happy that the Royals finished with better records than the cards in 2024-25 for the first time since the 1970s. That won’t be the case this season and likely moving forward, as the cardinals are doing pretty well this season and last I checked we’re only one game behind the Reds for first in the NLC. Hopefully the Reds can hold on to first place.

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u/JoshM_Artist Apr 23 '26

Yeah, I expected it to be more intense, but generally I can move about without any harassment at all. I even wear royals gear to work at my branch of the library and the most I’ll get is an older patron asking why I’m a Royals fan, and when I tell em I’m from KC that usually ends the conversation. I also lived in SGF for about a decade, and despite the Cards AA team being the home team and lots of STL transplants, same deal. Mostly I think they barely think about us anymore, which is just as well. Lol. I don’t know why you’d bother thinking much about the Royals at this point if you weren’t a fan. But hey, different experiences! I’m sure I’ll run into a hostile fan at some point. I’ve just been around them for long enough that maybe I’ve developed such a tolerance I don’t notice as much.

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u/OreoSpeedwaggon 1738 Apr 22 '26

First jersey recommendation?

Salvador Perez -- lucky #13!

Who do we hate?

Ourselves.

What do I need to NOT do at games?

Leave before the game is over.

What do I need to know?

George Brett once shit his pants and we still laugh about it.

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u/thekingofcrash7 Apr 23 '26

Highly recommend leaving in the seventh or eighth inning if they have a lead.

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u/royalsgirl78 Apr 23 '26

Currently, leave when the starting pitcher does ‘cause it’s all downhill from there.

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u/ThomJero44 Apr 22 '26

Bo Jackson jersey is always cool.

Eff the Yankees.

Denny Matthews is our legendary radio announcer who still calls a few games. Voice is like butter. Enjoy him while you can!

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u/clarke_bobby Pasquatch Apr 22 '26

Bobby Witt Jr. for Jersey.

I don't think we hate any one team. Except for maybe the Yankees.

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u/withomps44 Apr 22 '26

Cardinals are high on my list.

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u/Ihavetoomanyanimals Rally Mantis Apr 22 '26

In 2005, 21 years ago, I went to a Royals home game against the Cardinals. The Cardinals won, whatever. The amount of drunken heckling and asshole behavior I took from the visiting Cardinals fans forever set my tone for that team.

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u/gf99b FIRE JJ & Q INTO THE SUN Apr 22 '26

Yeah, come out here to Mid-Missouri and once they discover you're a KC fan they'll heckle you and constantly bring up the 1985 World Series (specifically the missed call and how "Denkinger was on the Royals' payroll.")

Cardinals fans are almost as bad as Yankees fans. ChiSux fans are not much better in my experience and they're a division rival.

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u/Luxury-Problems Apr 22 '26

To each their own but I don't really care about the Cardinals. I also feels it gives them some kind of satisfaction when we do.

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u/ObservablyStupid Dreaming of .500 Baseball Apr 22 '26

I did notice during the press conference that Bobby's likeness was used on the artist's rendition of the jumbotron. That means they are required to keep him on the team through 2030.

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u/5DsofDodgeball69 Apr 22 '26 edited Apr 22 '26

Jersey tiers:

T1 - George Brett

T2 - Mike Sweeney, Zack Greinke, Alex Gordon, Dan Quisenberry, Bret Saberhagen

T3 - Eric Hosmer, Lorenzo Cain, Mike Moustakas, Joakim Soria, Billy Butler, Jeff Montgomery

Funny Tier - David DeJesus, Angel Berroa, Joe Randa, Neifi Perez, Yuniesky Betancourt, Mike Aviles

Hate: Yankees, Cardinals, Guardians, Tigers, White Sox, Twins, Cubs, Rays, Astros, Padres, Dodgers, Red Sox, Mets.

Not do: Root for any of the teams above

Need to know: The Royals are terrible except for when they're not. Enjoy the ride.

Fuck the Chiefs.

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u/clarke_bobby Pasquatch Apr 22 '26

Most of my jerseys are obscure/funny.

Bob Hamelin Brandon Finnegan Brett Phillips

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u/5DsofDodgeball69 Apr 22 '26

My very first game I ever saw in KC when I was a little bitty kid was George Brett's last game at Kauffman.

I had an unhealthy obsession with all those guys for a long time.

Brian McRae, Bob Hamelin and Wally Joyner, Gary Gaetti, Greg Gagne, Mike MacFarlane and Brent Mayne, Hipolito Pichardo, Kevin Appier, David Cone, Tom Gordon, Mark Gubicza, Jeff Montgomery...

It's such a fun memory.

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u/5DsofDodgeball69 Apr 22 '26

Finnegan is such a good one. Dude hates KC now because we traded him. But I loved his energy that 2014 run.

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u/The_Quiz29 Apr 22 '26

Dan Quisenberry jersey is always a great idea.

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u/Weaubleau Apr 22 '26

Rays and Padres?  Cubs Dodgers Red Sox Mets are kind of just generalized baseball hate. The others, yeah sure

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u/5DsofDodgeball69 Apr 22 '26

Rays bc they do what KC should be doing but better. Fuck them.

The Padres sort of a similar thing. We COULD be the Padres. Also fuck Manny Machado.

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u/chocolatelabx11 Quiz Apr 22 '26

Padres get a pass, IMO. Hated to see Ferm go, but they’ve adopted him and treated him very well, from the team to the fans to the broadcast.

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u/EntertainmentFast497 Apr 22 '26

How could you leave Salvy off the jersey list??

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u/BigFlyGuy913 Apr 23 '26

And Bo Jackson??

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u/EntertainmentFast497 Apr 23 '26

Have to have Bo!

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u/5DsofDodgeball69 Apr 22 '26

I don't generally buy current player uniforms.

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u/gf99b FIRE JJ & Q INTO THE SUN Apr 23 '26

What about jerseys for modern players? Obviously every Royals fan has to have at least a Brett jersey (even I do), but I'd also recommend BWJ or even Salvy if you want modern players.

I can get behind hating the Yankees, Cardinals and other ALC rivals (especially the ChiSux in my book, but don't like the others either). I don't necessarily like the Mets (for obvious reasons... 2015 WS rival) or the Astros, and I'd even recommend adding the SF Giants to that list given that the Royals fell to them in the '14 WS. However, don't get the hate toward the Cubs, Rays, Padres or Red Sox.

I actually like the Padres, they seem to have much in common with the Royals. Both are '69 expansion teams that have had their fair share of struggles throughout the decades.

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u/carpetsoop Godcia Apr 22 '26

Finally another royals fan that could give a fuck less about the chiefs

First jersey should be Garcia. We hate the Yankees because everyone should hate the Yankees

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u/Exodor72 Bo Knows Apr 22 '26

I deliberately stepped away from football because I was tired of the toxic culture associated with it.

The next year they drafted Mahomes. I stuck to it but part of me wishes I could have seen a Superbowl win before renouncing my fandom.

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u/MovieHell Bo Knows Apr 22 '26

I had basically the exact experience. I bounced when they drafted Tyreek Hill. Suffered a lot of years for no payoff!

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u/Exodor72 Bo Knows Apr 22 '26

Yeah. I stuck it out through Steve Bono, Elvis Grbac, Brody Croyle and so many others. The moment I bail they draft a generational talent at QB.

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u/gf99b FIRE JJ & Q INTO THE SUN Apr 22 '26

Same here. I actually really hate the Chiefs in recent years, although I was more into them when I was more into the Royals. The Royals have always been the team I cared the most about.

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u/Boogincity Apr 22 '26

I too give no fucks about football.

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u/withomps44 Apr 22 '26

Count me in that group too. I’m just not an nfl guy though

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u/carpetsoop Godcia Apr 22 '26

Same. I never played it so I could never get into it

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u/MundanePhysics Alex Gordon Apr 22 '26

You’re not alone. I’ll cheer for the Chiefs sure but football is just a sport I can’t get into. Can’t ever relate when this sub goes ‘don’t worry guys draft is next week!!! Chiefs season in 4 months!!’ because man, I want good baseball!

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u/morepesa25 Yuu Ishigami for GM Apr 22 '26

I guess bro

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u/carpetsoop Godcia Apr 22 '26

Ok

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u/27Cueball Apr 22 '26

A's to the Royals? Do you love pain??

Welcome! We expect you to have a strong opinion on the new stadium. The more people you can be upset at, the better.

We hate the Yankees, but that rivalry is sort of one-directional these days. I doubt they think much of us. That goes back to the George Brett days, but we all still hate 'em.

Some of us hate the Cardinals, but just as many don't.

We (maybe I) tend to root for our fellow AL Central when it's clear its not our year. A bunch of small market fandoms with a lot more in common than different. Obviously that generous spirit stops once we have the postseason in sight, or if we're head to head.

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u/MovieHell Bo Knows Apr 22 '26

Same. I think of the other Central teams like our brothers. They annoy the shit out of me sometimes, but will always pull for them if we're out of it. (Honestly feel the same way about the Cards).

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u/1230metb Apr 22 '26

I hate the Astros but that really has nothing to do with rivalry, and a lot to do with cheating. Lots of us in this club but always ready to welcome more.

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u/NAteisco Apr 22 '26

You've missed the good years, but you're just in time for a new series of abuses.

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u/KCaviator Apr 22 '26

Anyone gonna talk this person off the ledge?

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u/Sithlord_77 Bo Knows Apr 22 '26

Why do you hate yourself?

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u/JakePowerlift Apr 22 '26

I grew up a royals fan. Started watching in 2013 (I was 11 years old) and got into baseball at the perfect time to see both playoff runs and the World Series win. My grandfather has been a royals fan forever, along with much of my family. Getting back into baseball this year after watching the WBC and I have to say it hasn’t been the best time. Hopefully last nights win can turn things around. I’ll be at the game on Saturday!

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u/admire816 Salvy Enjoys Doubles, and should retire Apr 22 '26

Well, when you leave one abusive relationship for another it’s called dependency and a pattern, you may want to talk to someone cause it’s gonna get rough over here. Anyway, welcome to the shitshow.

Jersey-George Brett and Bo Jackson are timeless classics, especially powder blue. If you want a current cool kid, Bobby Witt is locked in a while so it’ll last you. Isbel is the hot boy this year, I want his jersey.

We hate the Yankees. We hate Manny Machado-look up the fight with Ace . We hate Jazz Chisholm. We hate Robinson Cano. Those last 3 are homework assignments for you to learn about the franchise.

At the games do not do what the wooo-hooo lady does. It’s annoying. As a new fan you are encouraged to jump in the fountain though.

You need to know that the Royals have had some of the worst years in baseball history just like the A’s. There are many similarities. Sometimes we doom and gloom, sometimes we are optimistic and hopeful, sometimes we give up 4 runs in the first inning and the majority of this sub will turn the game off to go defrost the freezer. It’s hard out here for a pimp, and even harder being raised Royal, but someone’s gotta do it. Fuck the Yankees.

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u/gf99b FIRE JJ & Q INTO THE SUN Apr 23 '26

Fuck the cardinals too.

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u/Potential-Peace6416 Apr 22 '26

First jersey recommendation? Jarrod Dyson or Joe Randa

Who do we hate? Ourselves. Then Yankees. Then Cardinals. Then White Sox.

What do I need to NOT do at games? Assume we have it won.

What do I need to know? There will be lots of disappointments, but it makes winning it all very, very special.

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u/Wildcat-Pkoww Apr 22 '26

Jersey - go with a classic or for modern you can't go wrong with Salvy (who is basically a classic) or just whoever you like...easy to find will be Sal, Vinnie, Witt. Throwbacks to check out - Bo, Brett, Amos Otis, Saberhagen (and for me...Greinke or LoCain).

Always hate the Yankees and everyone else in the division, of course.

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u/MovieHell Bo Knows Apr 22 '26

Welcome! It's a shame what was done to Oakland. I've always liked the As. Great jerseys, amazing characters on the team, was a really smart team for a long time.

We hate the Yankees for probably the exact same reason - big rival in the 70s, and then they came to represent the crazy inequality in baseball when they were winning all their championships in the 90s and 00s.

Not sure why everyone is suggesting jerseys of old legends you didn't cheer for. Find a dude on the team you vibe with and pull the trigger. I'm partial to Salvy, but understand his best years are behind him, and you may want something more forward looking.

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u/Cat-Dawg93 Apr 23 '26

Why has no one said Fuck The Dodgers?!?!?

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u/NeganSaves Isbel, the Half-Transformed Apr 22 '26

Might wanna watch the Chiefs bashing...

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u/ihasquestionsplease Apr 22 '26

Fuck ‘em

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u/morepesa25 Yuu Ishigami for GM Apr 22 '26

TIL there’s a lot more Chiefs haters that are Royals fans than I thought 

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u/Zealousideal-Age768 Apr 22 '26

They've always been in the city..?

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u/Exodor72 Bo Knows Apr 22 '26

You have a very broad definition of "city"

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u/Zealousideal-Age768 Apr 22 '26

Look at the address. 😉

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u/CaptainTrips_19 Apr 22 '26

Oakland was the second stadium I went to as a kid so I will always be fond of those late 80s team they had. Welcome! I only have Salvy jerseys not because he's great but because of the way he loves the game.

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u/Sparrow_DZ Apr 22 '26

You must out-shreek the resident harpy at all KC games in person.

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u/EntertainmentFast497 Apr 22 '26

We hate Robinson Cano.

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u/LanguageDisastrous50 Planet Moon Apr 22 '26

We win one game...

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u/ChakkaJones I’m only here for a new stadium Apr 22 '26

Welcome. Also..I’m so sorry.

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u/Chase691030 City Connect Apr 22 '26

Who do you hate worse? The Seahawks or the Chiefs?

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u/ihasquestionsplease Apr 22 '26

Yes

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u/Chase691030 City Connect Apr 22 '26

Haha I figured this would be the answer, but I was curious to see if the NFC West hatred was more deeply rooted

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u/Chase691030 City Connect Apr 22 '26

Also welcome to club

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u/ZonaWildcats23 Apr 22 '26

Fuck you too budy! Welcome.

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u/gf99b FIRE JJ & Q INTO THE SUN Apr 22 '26

Q. Who do we hate? A: cardinals, Yankees, ChiSux (White Sox).

Q: Jersey? A: Brett or Bo Jackson. Salvy or BWJ modern.

How come you didn't go to any games at The K? I'd recommend going to a game there, it's a really great stadium and will be missed once they go downtown, but that will have its own special feel I'm sure.

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u/bottomfeeder3 Apr 22 '26

Take it from me/us, you don’t want this.

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u/mczerniewski ​KC Apr 22 '26

Ironically, the Royals exist because the A's left KC and MLB was threatened with losing their unique antitrust exemption.

As a lifelong Royals fan who's been waiting for exactly what happened today for about 20 years now, we're glad to have you. I'm actually wearing the KC fountain "City Connect" hat as I write this.

We generally hate the Yankees, White Sux and Cardinals (1985 World Series and Game 6).

Going to games at Kauffman? Be prepared to pay for parking and it'll be a pain leaving. Otherwise, have a great time.

(I am also Team Fuck the Chiefs (except for Travis Kelce and other individual players), but I'm also Team Fuck Stan Kroenke. If you know, you know.)

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u/ya_boi_tim Vinnie Pasquantino Apr 22 '26

A couple games ago after the loss, I thought to myself, "you're not from here, you chose to root for this team!"

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u/Skates8515 Apr 23 '26

No!!! Please god no. Don’t do this to yourself

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u/c8irish Apr 23 '26

If you are going current Jac or Jensen. Behind tbat an old school jersey always plays. Welcome to the pain. Been a fan for 40+ years since I was listening to them while fishing as a little kid at Lake of the Ozarks.

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u/PhishPhan1983 Apr 23 '26

5 Jersey

We hate everyone, because they have better teams. And we're actually either basketball, hockey or football fans.

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u/everymanawildcat Alex Gordon Apr 23 '26

Classic like Bobby or Salvy

Indians

Stand in line for a marked up Z-Man that is nowhere near as good as one from an actual Joe's

Avoid stadium hot dogs. They're notorious for making people sick. The brisket nachos are where it's at

(Stay salty and welcome aboard) 😘

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u/royalsgirl78 Apr 23 '26

Welcome, dude. We’re all masochists over here. Good news is the bar is in hell and you’re getting in on the ground floor.

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u/DarkSideEdgeo Apr 23 '26

Welcome. The heartbreaking abuse probably will continue. Get a Perez jersey and. Witt. Good luck my friend

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u/RoyalChiefDaddy Apr 23 '26

Welcome…you’re joining at a bit of a low point.

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u/paladinedgar Apr 23 '26

Welcome to the shit. Grab a Boulevard Unfiltered Wheat to drown your sorrows. Anytime the head office talks about the new stadium you are now obliged to respond asking when Q and Zum will be fired.

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u/Moiststonks Apr 23 '26

Carter Jensen jersey before we trade him to the reds

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u/robotchicken007 Apr 24 '26

You have chosen a hard life.

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u/menashebenavraham Jun 25 '26

i used to be a dodgers fan, actually i'd say i like royals and dodgers equally when they aren't playing against each other but when they do play against each other, its represent my city for the royals, but probably bet on the dodgers. its like my favorite baseball teams are actually two parents and i'm their weird child but when they get into arguments its more like i couldn't care who wins. both good teams.

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u/Spiram_Blackthorn Apr 22 '26

FTC? You mad Mahomes owns your current NFL team (probably) and also literally owns your new baseball team?

Ahh good luck, its gonna be rough til 2045 when we come back around (every 30 years)

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u/3dios Apr 22 '26

So you're abandoning your A's after 35 years? Where is your loyalty? And you're shit talking the chiefs? Man get yo ass out of here

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u/originalusername4567 ​KC Apr 22 '26

I suggest you become a Kansas Jayhawks Baseball fan instead.

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u/nighttim Apr 22 '26

You’re good man we’ve got enough fans. Thanks though.

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u/Delicious-Title-4932 Apr 22 '26

wow an announcement of being a fan....cool

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u/AHugeBear ​KC Apr 22 '26

What not to do at games:

Drive. The bus takes you from the parking lot all the way to the Plaza. Pregame, ride to stadium for free and dodge 435, drink some more, drunkenly enjoy terrible baseball, grab 2 enormous bottles of water and pound them on the bus back, wake up tomorrow ready to do it again.

Pro tip: Replace booze with ganja and have a completely different experience