r/HadToHurt • u/chitpance • 25d ago

Spider Bite Day 3

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u/816legend 25d ago

I’d recommend amputation just to be safe

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u/Seth_Gecko 25d ago

Bruise

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u/tvieno 25d ago

Can you climb walls now?

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u/paperkittenmeow 25d ago

are you sure? typically poisonous bites, the wound itself doesn’t heal, it festers or refuses to close.

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u/chitpance 10d ago

Dont' know it was p;oisonoujs per sey, but it itched and swelled.

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u/Olivares_ 25d ago

Did you see the spider? They don’t just go biting people

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u/Envoie-moi_ton_minou 24d ago

You're right in the sense it'd be highly unusual for a spider to just crawl up and bite you. But they absolutely do bite people... It's just usually when they're in a glove/shoe, between layers of clothing or similar and they're 'defending' themselves.

Where I live in Australia, if I didn't check/bang out my shoes each morning I guarantee you I'd cop a redback bite within a month.

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u/the__party__man 25d ago

Reporting from the Northeast of the US. Brown Recluse spiders disagree with this statement. I’m sure citizens Brazil and Australia can add their own opinions here.

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u/Kim_Bong_Un420 25d ago

Fuck yes they do, especially if you move in your sleep. I’ve woken up with several bites from a single spider before quite recently actually

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u/ntebrake 23d ago

I was bitten by a brown recluse while sleeping on the couch (Westchester, NY). I had a fireplace in the living room, with stacks of wood i side that we would also store outside. The bite itself felt like a someone poked me with a lit cigarette. Didn't realize what had happened for a few days, until the cite of the bite got bad enough to land me in the ER. It was gross looking

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u/Kim_Bong_Un420 23d ago

I don’t believe you, this guy said it was impossible so it has to be

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u/Olivares_ 25d ago

You watch too many movies. Spiders don’t have a thirst from blood. Again, I ask, did you see the spider?

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u/Alldaybagpipes 24d ago

Did you know Ladybugs can actually bite you?

Anything with mandibles can, and will bite you. Especially when provoked, which can for sure include rolling over onto one.

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u/Hisune 23d ago

Can you shoot web out of your wrist, or do you have to make your own web shooters?

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u/TheCrazyEnglish 23d ago

Fuck bit you, Mike bitson?

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u/Sad_Promise_1604 3d ago

Spiderman lets gooooooo