r/FoundPaper • u/BucketOfBoogers • 1d ago

Grocery Lists Found in kroger

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Fudge cycles

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u/Historical-Cress8985 1d ago

Today the fudge cycle begins anew!

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u/grahamsz 1d ago

It's like the Krebs Cycle, with a bit more shame

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u/Unhappy_Birthday87 1d ago

I got hit with the Kreb cycle so many times....Oxalate acid to NaDH and FADH2....

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u/jwm3 1d ago

What has happened before, shall happen again, the fudge cycle is eternal.

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u/FerengiWithCoupons 1d ago

we begin at the fudge and so shall the fudge end us.

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u/MaizeyDay4 1d ago

They only happen when Mercury is in retrograde you know.

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u/naughtyBabiez 23h ago

Fudge cycles starting fresh, you always this quick to jump in?

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u/dubious455H013 1d ago

No way that meat to sauce ratio is even close.

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u/the_real_smolene 1d ago

Our man is makin soup

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u/IvoryTowerGraffiti_1 1d ago

Maybe they mean a big box of spaghetti noodles

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u/YourFriendInSpokane 1d ago

I wanted to show my husband the sauce to noodle ratio though. I love that he cooks, but wish there were more sauce with his pastas.

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u/fanceypantsey 1d ago

I make the equivalent of about three jars of sauce and half a pound of ground beef when I make lasagna sauce…maybe more because I’d rather have left over sauce to dip my broken noodles in that are left over TBH! So the more sauce and cheese the better for me.

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u/editorgrrl 1d ago

Maybe they already have other ingredients at home?

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u/-blueseptember 1d ago

Ah yes the famous fudge cycle in classical music

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u/EmmausRoadkill 1d ago

https://reddit.com/link/pgjq5ca/video/ab46aawegavh1/player

Saw this in Kroger yesterday. I love that they have “hotdog buns” followed by “hotdogs?”

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u/NotoldyetMaggot 1d ago

"Chicken boobs" at the bottom is killing me

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u/Last_Amphibian2117 1d ago

I wanna laugh but I get it cus sometimes I gotta call my husband up like “I know we need buns but do we need hotdogs as well or just the buns”

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u/chizaa8 1d ago

Chicken boobs!!

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u/BucketOfBoogers 1d ago

they forgot what the thing that goes in a hotdog bun is called 😔

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u/Positive_Neat2689 1d ago

i have a cat that was once misnamed by the vet. her name is fudgesicle and they called her fudge cycle lol

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u/NightSpringsRadio 1d ago

I, for one, do not mind being trapped in the endless fudge cycle

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u/molehunterz 1d ago

My dumbass over here reading it like, fudge... cycle? And then trying to rack my brain to figure out if this is some new weird product with strange marketing... Before figuring it out

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u/Zealousideal-Dig9397 1d ago

1 thing of noodles with 3 things of sauce and 2 pounds of beef sounds like my kind of spaghetti 🤌

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u/tres-vip 1d ago

Thin spaghetti reminds me of the time I was 8 years old and threw up angel pasta in the parking lot after we finished having a family dinner at the Olive Garden. Since then, I have ALWAYS avoided thin/angel hair spaghetti, and make sure I get regular or bigger (ie bucatini) lol

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u/SpicyLizards 1d ago

I have a friend who will also not eat spaghetti because she threw it up as a kid!

My cousin won’t eat ramen for the same reason.

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u/tres-vip 1d ago

Yeah, a bad food experience/memory will create a lifelong aversion. I myself am nearly 50 years old and so I have been refusing/avoiding thin spaghetti and angel hair for over 4 decades now, even during the years I lived in Italy, lol

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u/Dazzling_Vanilla3082 1d ago

Mine was Tequila. Drank it at a few parties in a row in college, and also puked it up after a few parties in a row. That quickly convinced my body that it's poison aha. Even the smell of it makes me gag decades later.

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u/Positive_Neat2689 1d ago

mikes hard lemonade for me, can't touch it after it made me sick years ago

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u/Worshipme988 1d ago

Cause ur spossed to fuckin chew it.

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u/Minnepeg 1d ago edited 1d ago

I went to a family event for my childhood karate school, ate angel hair pasta at the potluck and also threw it up in the parking lot lol. Is this one of our canon Sims childhood events or something?

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u/YourFriendInSpokane 1d ago

As a teenager, I threw up fajitas while in the car fighting with my (then) boyfriend.

He stopped yelling at me, and drove to the car wash silently. He then cleaned up my mess and we got back in the car. He broke the silence saying, "you should chew your food better."

Apparently there were like entire bell pepper slices.

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u/stefanica 1d ago

I avoid it myself. Not only did I get very sick at age 5 or 6 after eating it, but my mom was at work and stepdad was a jerk. He made me clean most of it up myself. I just remember crying and scrubbing away at used noodle scraps in the shag carpeting. 😩

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u/Positive_Neat2689 1d ago

that's horrible, i'm so sorry

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u/SquareExtra918 1d ago

I won't eat elbow macaroni because when I was a kid I threw up burger mac in the tub while I was TAKING A BATH. 

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u/Positive_Neat2689 1d ago

i threw up angel hair spaghetti too, when i was pregnant with my daughter. haven't been able to eat it since.

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u/Medical-Dust-7184 21h ago

Mine was A1 sauce. All over the escalator at the mall.

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u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 1d ago

Is today Wednesday ?
Is your name Anthony ?

Prince Spaghetti 🍝 Day
..

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u/Feral_Nerd_22 1d ago

They forgot to get pop cycles too

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u/TheNoblePlatypus17 1d ago

That noodle to sauce ratio is wild.

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u/jinside 1d ago

They might already have some but need a little more

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u/No-Cry8593 1d ago

They might be buying the giant pack like 6# or whatever

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u/driver004 21h ago

Hey sometimes your just in the mood for a lot of meat sauce

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u/speedwitch 1d ago

There is only 1 step to the Fudge Cycle, and it IS fudge.

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u/tooptoop22 1d ago

I’m on my fudge cycle too, girl.

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u/ThatIckyGuy 1d ago

Fudge cycle? Like a motorcycle made out of fudge? I didn't know Kroger sold that.

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u/XROOR 1d ago

Doing fudgcicles for dessert to not break the 3000 calorie per meal rule

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u/kabukispot 1d ago

I wanna ride a fudge cycle.

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u/hater_of_crew_socks 20h ago

I second this.

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u/SimpleVegetable5715 1d ago

I feel like spaghetti and meatballs for dinner tonight.

I bet the last one is a misspelling of fudgecicles.

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u/LookAtTheWhiteVan 1d ago edited 1d ago

I bet your last word is just a misspelling of fudgesicles

I honestly am not sure if the first e should be there either haha

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u/hater_of_crew_socks 20h ago

It’s actually Fudgsicle which I feel like is the most upsetting option

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u/unknownruckus 1d ago

They got spaghetti right. I give a pass

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u/notworkingghost 1d ago

I don’t care how it’s spelled, that dinner sounds good.

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u/serendipity_j 1d ago

dinner and dessert!!

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u/williamtheturd 1d ago

It wasn’t a fudge cycle until that truck pulled out right in front of me…

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u/Jefafa326 1d ago

I want to ride my fudge cycle...

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u/Dapper-Union5536 19h ago

solid american dinner

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u/RottenSpinach1 16h ago

Not a vegetable to be seen!

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u/LoopsAndBoars 17h ago

At least they didn’t ask for sewer slide!

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u/ShlorpianRooster 1d ago

Ohhh it's looking like a spaghetti night, boys!!!

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u/WriteReflections 1d ago

Mother nature’s monthly fudge cycle.

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u/kaeroseen 1d ago

They are very regular.

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u/wooden-fuk-boi 1d ago

Quickly get on your fudge cycle !!!

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u/aqua-aura 1d ago

dinner at the grandfolks house

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u/SimpleVegetable5715 1d ago

They love their pudding pops! AKA fudgecicles

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u/aqua-aura 1d ago

I see your puddin pops and I raise you a cup of jello with whipped cream on top

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u/Plastic_Salary_4084 1d ago

Do people name the Krogers where you live? I no longer live in a state with them, but we had space Kroger and sideways Kroger in my town. And even people outside of the south know about murder Kroger.

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u/soggyballsack 1d ago

Kroger are so sparse that they can just be named Kroger. Its the Walmart that get the names and sometimes target stores.

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u/BucketOfBoogers 1d ago

Usually if I'm talking to someone in person,I'll say the street name or side of town it's on before the word Kroger so people know which one I'm referring to

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u/olympia98502 1d ago

Fudge cycles

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u/Lord_Hitachi 1d ago

I want to ride my fudge cycle

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u/Coreysurfer 1d ago

Mmmm good dinner and dessert

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u/Spiritual-Road2784 1d ago

Can spell spaghetti but cannot the fudgesicles

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u/MisterScary_98 1d ago

Hey kids! When riding your fudge cycle, be sure to wear a helmet!

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u/Slight-Ground-4136 1d ago

Steroid to Fudge Cycles

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u/RogueGunny 1d ago

Gotta have dessert

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u/Silly_Pack_Rat 1d ago

Oof! Everyone knows it's fudgikels!

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u/RBNSUM1 16h ago

Mine is green olives… sat under table at picnic age 4 polished off big jar🤮

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u/Responsible_Mind_206 14h ago

Your cuticle is nonexistent

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u/The_Migrant_Twerker 12h ago

I love everything on this

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u/lostGoldAlone 11h ago

Just add bathtub from gummo

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u/Disastrous-You9086 8h ago

Might be mine dear I write a list sometime

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u/Disastrous-You9086 8h ago

Like fudge cycle and cream cycles also

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u/chrispontiuspenis 6h ago

Love me some fudge cycles

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u/HALKA31 1d ago

A whole cycle of fudge. Jeez

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u/Advanced-Lethargy 1d ago

What's a fudge cycle? I want one!

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u/LeinadLlennoco 1d ago

Cake eater spaghetti night

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u/pleasantpeasant__ 1d ago

I thought they were thinking of fudge rounds!!!!

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u/spaceaige 1d ago

Haute cuisine right there. 🤮

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u/Financial-Log-2744 1d ago

Code for her apartment. She loves butt stuff

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u/Yuck-Fou94 1d ago

Chocolate bike

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u/iuseblenders 1d ago

But what does it mean?

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u/Which_Scheme_6132 1d ago

Its that time of the month

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u/kvuo75 1d ago

^thin^

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u/Electronic-Space-480 1d ago

Didn’t know fudge could get pregnant.

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u/SocksInTheTub 1d ago

The fudge cycle is those few days when she's menstruating so you use the back entrance

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u/Appropriate-Law5963 1d ago

Dinner sounds good…skip dessert

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u/Rare-Pressure-7416 1d ago

What is the point throw it in the trash. You found a grocery list at a grocery store end of story

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u/Dew-fan-forever- 1d ago

At least the note is not worrisome however I find it odd to be writing on paper a grocery list in 2026 when you have your notes app on your phone for stuff like that

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u/Nortex_Vortex 1d ago

I have lists in my notes app but I need a paper list for grocery shopping as well. I can't explain it, i just do.

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u/SocksInTheTub 1d ago

The notes app is for writing down things you plan to never look at again

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u/Justninetoes 21h ago

I have little nipple decals that I put on the chicken breast packages at the store sometimes,lol. It's just how I am ☺️