r/Fauxmoi • u/No-Hall-3485 high priestess of child sacrifice • 13h ago
APPROVED B-LISTERS Maryland congressman Andy Harris lashes out after his constituents laugh at him for trying to blame higher gas prices on Democrats. He later threatened to sue a reporter if they released video of this public forum.
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u/RePubeLicken 13h ago
Don't say absurd things if you don't want people to laugh at you
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u/roastedmarshmellows spiritual energy of bachelorette party penis decor 13h ago edited 12h ago
"The facts are..."
and then proceeds to lie.
My dude, just because YOU "believe" the bullshit you're spewing does NOT make it fact.
Edit: added the quotations to believe to highlight the people correctly pointing out that he does not, in fact, actually believe his own bullshit.
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u/StormBlessed07148 12h ago
That’s the neat part, he doesn’t believe what he is saying either.
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u/roastedmarshmellows spiritual energy of bachelorette party penis decor 12h ago
Trueeeeeee... ugh. I'm tired.
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u/username_elephant who the fuck is Bill Maher 12h ago
To quote Costanza: "Just remember: It's not a lie if YOU believe it."
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u/sadmep 12h ago
I seriously doubt even he believes it, he's just out there to parrot whatever Trump's talking points are however disconnected from reality they are.
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u/roastedmarshmellows spiritual energy of bachelorette party penis decor 12h ago
So true... they're hardly even "talking" points anymore, more like "raving lunacy".
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u/Alex-PsyD which could mean nothing 12h ago
And that's the part of the first amendment he (and others) seem to not realize: freedom of speech is certainly not freedom from consequences of that speech
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u/ill_monstro_g Larry I'm on DuckTales 13h ago
the First Amendment means you can't laugh at me
LOL
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u/Pumpkinmatrix 13h ago
The sad part is that a substantial portion of this audience agrees with him, but only as it applies to people saying things about or laughing at THEM. To them, 1A does mean "i can say whatever I want whenever I want to whomever I want, but you can't do that to me...dOnT tReAd On Me!"
The ironing is delicious.
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u/8JHF8 13h ago
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u/Pumpkinmatrix 12h ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p23mA2VV0A
Quite intentional
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u/8JHF8 12h ago
Ah, well played then. I should go back and binge some Simpsons. I have a bit over 20 seasons to catch up on.
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u/ilir_kycb 13h ago edited 13h ago
Did you know that the First Amendment in the United States prohibits laughing at someone's expression of opinion? /s
It seems that most Americans believe the First Amendment prohibits criticism or any reaction to an expressed opinion. I don't think I've ever seen an US American invoke the First Amendment for any other reason.
Oh, and of course, for racist remarks.
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u/username_elephant who the fuck is Bill Maher 12h ago
Don't laugh at me. https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/051/599/8e7.jpg
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u/pinegreenscent 13h ago
They always rush to accuse their opponents of the shit they do
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u/No-Hall-3485 high priestess of child sacrifice 13h ago
and here he is threatening the reporter. he got all red lmao
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u/wholegrainnoodles internationally tolerated 13h ago
What a weak little man baby
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u/big-ol-kitties 13h ago
This man is just ridiculous. Has he always been like this? Is he trying to run for president or something?
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u/ilir_kycb 13h ago
This man is just ridiculous.
So he's probably very popular with the average US American.
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u/ofWildPlaces 13h ago
Most of the state despises him.
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u/brianforte 12h ago
Preach! The seven people that live on the eastern shore like him. The rest of us in the big mass of Maryland think he is so odious
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u/Blade-Runner8 12h ago
Unfortunately the eastern shore and Harford County keeps voting for him.
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u/darthcaedusiiii 12h ago
What about the 20% that show up and vote for these clowns every year?
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u/GlassPomoerium controversies: girl 13h ago
I like how he flails even harder as no officer is coming because, you know, she’s not breaking the law. I also didn’t know laughing was a violation of the first amendment, the American legislative system is truly fascinating.
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u/Softspokenclark 13h ago
Even more, laughing is their right under the First Amendment. Andy Harris is a huge snowflake
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u/sLeeeeTo 13h ago
jesus christ what a giant gaping anus
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u/Looney_Bin 12h ago
That would honestly be way more pleasant and productive than Andy Harris.
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u/ladybugloo 12h ago
Such an emotional man should not hold public office.
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u/mbwrose 12h ago
Dear lord. Do you think these two sang this song KNOWING it would become a meme just so it could be used for these situations? If so, brilliant.
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u/ladybugloo 12h ago
I really fucking hope so!
I need Ms Rachel, Zohran and Abdul to appear together and do something iconic.
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u/AppleAtrocity 13h ago
He was wrong, of course, and the person who said that law was for phone communications was correct. You can be filmed at any time in public and that is perfectly legal.
I hate these morons so much and I can't believe this is the quality of fascists that will end the empire of The United States of America. It's embarrassing as hell.
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u/Dramatic_Buddy4732 12h ago
I used to do street photography and the amount of people who told me I wasn't allowed to take pictures on a public sidewalk was... A lot! 😂
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u/Thedonkeyforcer 13h ago
He's def using this as a way to get away from these ppl to avoid more questions. He knew he was fucked already.
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u/casual-observer365 13h ago
I’ve never seen anything so pathetic and WRONG in my life. What a friggin’ snowflake. Won’t answer constituents questions when they laugh in his dumb face.
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u/2unedout 13h ago
"Thank her profusely"
You heard him folks, gotta get those views up so whoever filmed this gets the gratitude they deserve!!
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u/TheUndertows 13h ago
Vote them out so hard.
This shows how little they care about laws unless it benefits them.
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u/Aquamelon54 12h ago
Mr 'hey you can't laugh at me, I have the First Amendment!!' when an actual First Amendment situation arises
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u/idiotic_joke 12h ago
In a functioning democracy that should end his career as a legislator. Being a little bitch boy should disqualify him as well but this interaction is shamefull for a politician.
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u/TwilightOfAges 11h ago
For the record, in almost every state that has two party consent it doesn’t apply in public. It only applies if every person in the party has a reasonable expectation of not being overheard. It certainly would not apply in this situation where he is in a public place speaking loudly to a bunch of reporters.
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u/summer_nights16 13h ago edited 13h ago
So he gets elected to be a congressman and thinks he has power now. What a weak man trying to exert his “power” in whatever way possible just to silence people. I’m glad he’s failing miserably.
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u/VirtuesLastSenpai 12h ago
Nothing like watching some old boomer getting frazzled and embarrassed like this for being so wrong, this is amazing🤣 they’re all like this— never any accountability.
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u/Garry_Heckscream69 12h ago
Whines about free speech because people laughed at him and then tried to use his political clout to silence journalists. Then scurries away the minute they point out that he's the one trying to silence free speech lmao.
another day, another cringe republican doing facist shit
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u/Not-TheNSA 12h ago
5 minutes after using the 1st amendment argument and here he is doing literally the exact same thing he accused the woman in the crowd of doing. What a hypocrite. Rules for thee but not for me because I’m politician and therefore above the law.
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u/Dramatic_Buddy4732 12h ago
Honestly, I do thank that reporter. Keep doin your job ma'am!
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u/cactusplants 12h ago
Imo govt officials when in public or anywhere legally accessible by the public or when press is involved should be recorded. They're here to serve the people (even though they just seem to serve themselves)
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u/Branchomania the baby daddies have unionized 13h ago
They know to hate the sin, they just can't hate themselves as sinners
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u/HappyHarryHardOn 13h ago
Yeah, the whole "It's Biden, Biden left us this situation" is getting really really old
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u/HardcoreHope controversies: girl 13h ago
Hey! You are being really rude right now! That's not very nice or Jesusy. /s
Mean while this dude is supporting a child rapist and genocide.
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u/AnEmptyBoat27 13h ago
Elected government official speaking into a microphone about how he’s being silenced by his supporters.
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u/Emotional_Warthog658 13h ago
Just FYI on how much a Liar, Liar, pants on fire this guy is:
current regulations on Diesel were enacted in 2006 with compliance required by 2010.
The clean air act which also regulated some diesel emissions was passed in 2007
A Democrat was not the president at those times.
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u/SomberArtist2000 12h ago
More acutely, the price of diesel has skyrocketed in the past 8 months after being relatively flat/steady for the preceding 12 months or so. Republicans have controlled everything during that 8 months (and more, obviously), and are directly responsible for the war that is directly causing the spike in diesel.
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u/sas-CT 13h ago
Ive never wanted to give someone a wedgie more in my life
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u/MrGDPC 13h ago
There's a parallel universe where he didn't get a swirlie in high school and he turned out normal
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u/pelipperr i went clubbing and he was there 12h ago
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He’s a loser.
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u/violetmemphisblue 13h ago
I am really deeply concerned by how many people do not understand the First Amendment.
For anyone who doesn't know, 1A is: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
The government cannot take away freedom of speech. Random people laughing while some man talks loudly into a microphone is not a violation of freedom of speech. My gosh, this is something a fifth grader can understand.
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u/CosmicWolf14 12h ago
Not just some person, an elected government official. The guy whose job it is to ensure the government functions in his area.
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u/Doubleoh_11 13h ago
Let me say whatever I want even if it’s crazy and dont laugh at me thats illegal! Lol
No one is saying you cant say whatever you want. But if it’s a dumb take people will laugh at you. I can say whatever I want to my wife, but there is a chance she might not like some of the things I could say. So for that reason I do not say those things.
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u/Natural_Instance242 13h ago
So now the First Amendment protects you from ridicule when you spew BS?
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u/SolPlayaArena 13h ago
I posted in another community about the tea I have on this asshole. He had a whole ass affair with his current wife. His first wife died of a massive heart attack and not even before her body was cold, he debuted the mistress and eventually married her. Some of his kids didn’t go to the wedding or speak to him. Truly Christian family values at their best.
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u/imjustnotready 13h ago
Boohoo. Why won't you let my lies go unchallenged? Everybody know since Trump has been in office Democrats have been sneaking into the capital at night and using Biden's auto pen to sign new regulations. Trump would stop them but he is too busy trying to release the Epstein files. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
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u/phlegmpop 13h ago
and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad. - dril
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u/snarkerella controversies: girl 13h ago
That's insulting nerds. Nerds are smart and this nutcase is not even close to being intelligent.
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u/DigbyDoesDallas 12h ago
My man looks like the UK’s worst serial killer (Harold Shipman) and the former leader of the IRA (Gerry Adams) had a baby
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u/cleanclotheschair 13h ago
Fuck this guy. This POS’s parents were immigrants. His dad is from Hungary (fought against the allied forces in WWII) and his mother is from Poland. Take a WILD guess what his stance is on the US immigration policy and his stance on DACA.
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u/hellolovely1 13h ago
He has absolutely no idea what the First Amendment is about. It's about not letting the GOVERNMENT limit free speech. It doesn't mean you can't get heckled at a debate or a stand-up comedy show.
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u/conspicuousnipples 13h ago
“We are in a two-party state; you are not allowed to,” Harris said. “I refuse to give you permission to record.”
Harris then questioned the journalists, asking, “Do you know the law?” and maintained that as a legislator, he “actually know[s] the law well.” Murphy continued to attempt to ask Harris about the war in Iran, prompting Harris to request a police officer before leaving the interaction.
“Get an officer in here,” Harris said. “She’s violating the law on two-party recording.”
Maryland’s law on two-party recording consent applies to private, in-person conversations, according to the national Reporters Committee for Freedom of the Press, a legal nonprofit organization.
Condescending ignorance is basically the republican party's entire platform at this point
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u/Cheyanne1111 13h ago
An elected politician berating a constituent--brilliant move.
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u/AnotherSoulessGinger 12h ago
About a constitutional amendment he absolutely doesn’t understand. After this bit he berated a woman for recording him while speaking in the hallway, I believe. He’s bitching about it being a two party consent state, she doesn’t have his consent and then tried to call over an officer because he was being recorded and didn’t consent. While hes surrounded by at least a half dozen other people (reporters, i assume) also recording him. In a public place. As he was speaking as a congressperson to his constituents.
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u/NoPriorEXP 13h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/tfjVwsC1RhW8
This is how the average person views anyone who says this
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u/ShannenB1234 13h ago
Someone needs to tell this man the first amendment only means the government can't prosecute him for stating an opinion, not that people can't think he's an idiot for having the opinion.
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u/Emergency-Suspect345 13h ago
“The first amendment means I can spew bullshit and you have to listen” is not how that works.
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u/ElBorracho2000 12h ago
LMAO! Slowly but surely more people are waking up and not believing their bullshit anymore
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u/FullyGroanMan Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret. And I don't give a fuck. 13h ago
Embarrassingly thin-skinned. Deeply unserious. Unable to distinguish facts from lies. Encased in smug entitlement. Lashing out when faced with cognitive dissonance. Palpable contempt for the citizens he is supposed to work for.
America, you sure know how to pick 'em.
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u/tb30k 12h ago
I have no issues with the LBGTQ community but I can only imagine how many inflammatory statements and bills against them he supported. Do you hear his voice and mannerisms? LMAO
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u/PhysicsImmediate 13h ago edited 9h ago
blaming “environmental regulations” is absolutely INSANE. THIS is why no one should be a republican. based off of this alone. republicans are literally anti-environment. one of them telling you this straight to your face. they're all bought off by oil lobbyists. every republican politician wants you to breathe polluted air and drink contaminated water in order for their fossil fuel lobbyist donors to be satisfied.
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u/snarkerella controversies: girl 13h ago
First Amendment rights be damned! A Congressman, serving as a member of the Federal Government is threatening to sue a member of the press for releasing a video in a public form? He'd get laughed right out of court.
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u/Effective-Bus 13h ago
I know they willfully don't understand but I also think some of them also like don't like actually understand the first amendment, too.
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u/dumbbumtumtum 13h ago
I mean. It was a direct cause and effect. Once the straight was compromised we saw gas prices shoot up. Where is the debate
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u/ungranted_wish unburdened by the curse of thought 13h ago
I’m not mad, no one write in the news that I’m not mad.
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u/MrSlime13 13h ago
"Let me finish my sentence. It would totally make sense by the end of it..."
It's not a war currently being engaged at the most important waterway on the planet, among countries renowned for exporting crude oil worldwide, or a president's decision to engage in said war, ignoring all expert military warnings , or the president's own acknowledgement that oil prices are currently spiking due to said war the will end "any day now". It's certainly the Democrats and their damn policies spiking gas prices HALFWAY THROUGH A REPUBLICAN PRESIDENCY... Make it make sense.
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u/DarthRisk 13h ago
It's almost as if it's a requirement to be a little bitch if you're going to run for office with a "R" in front of your name.
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u/Ishmael_1851 societal collapse is in the air 13h ago
They're actively ruining just about every aspect of our lives, but think they deserve to be treated with respect?
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u/tabbarrett u flintstone vitamin shape bitch 13h ago
I see. Environmental regulations on diesel that have been around since the 1990s suddenly decided to wait until Trump was back in office to raise prices? How sinister. /s
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u/RetiredKooshBall 13h ago
The most comfort I get is knowing they're too dumb to succeed. They have done a lot of damage, but not in intelligent ways.
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u/Pinksamuraiiiii Pink…get doon 13h ago
Republicans still blaming the democrats even though they control the House and the Senate? Lol 😂 it’s not the liars we need to worry about, but the gullible people believing in them, and continuing to vote for their own demise, because they simply can’t think for themselves.
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u/StarMoonSparkles 13h ago
“MAam U r rUde!” what a loser- getting upset that people didn’t believe his obvious lies. 😆 That’s the entitlement mindset that even these low level “elites” have. How dare you question anything I say, even clear falsehoods. Regular people are “rude” if they use their freedom or rights or even think for themselves. He’s disgusting.
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u/WhatKindOfMonster 13h ago
I love how they want us to be polite while they burn this country to the ground.
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u/norsk_imposter So tired of men. So tired of him. So tired of Taylor swift 13h ago
People need to share it like
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u/Bronco_Bomba 13h ago
Bro completely misunderstanding the 1st Amendment isn’t even the most embarrassing part of this clip
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u/Charming-Shake-6525 13h ago
as someone in maryland who despises this guy but can’t vote against him (not my area), i love seeing how much attention this is getting
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u/reststopkirk 13h ago
He still has a fucking mic in his hand... meaning he still has a voice.... that a looser
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u/TheBarryBerkman 12h ago
Republicans are crackpot whackos, every last one
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u/MyEggDonorIsADramaQ 12h ago
What a snowflake. It’s a good thing men aren’t too emotional to he leaders.
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u/Key-Organization-159 12h ago
Keep doing more of this in person. How these people sleep at night is beyond me
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u/son-of-a-brick 12h ago
What a pathetic loser. The recording was coming out any way. Everyone there has a camera, but he wanted to woman asking questions to leave and stop. Sounds like familiar behavior by another POS in office.
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u/NotSoSecretAgentMan 12h ago
He thinks his right to free speech makes people have to agree with his lies? Ohhhkay.
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u/BritishSoul 12h ago
Oh he is so pathetic. I am truly astonished how ridiculous he is. Such a whiny baby. I mean how old is he?
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u/ElectricBlubbles 12h ago
What a loser I’m so embarrassed to even be a human when I watch people like him. How can we even be remotely related?
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u/Salt_Law_251 12h ago
The first amendment does not protect an idiot from being mocked or laughed at.








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