The iron key sits in your palm, and footsteps are outside the door. Do you shatter her bindings and risk an unpredictable ally, or draw your steel before the guards burst in?

Zadie keeps a collection of sexy fantasy pictures that feel like they have a story behind them. The idea is that she will try and come up with a caption for them at some point. But sometimes she is very busy, or inspiration just doesn't seem to strike.

But perhaps some of you caption enthusiasts can help. Each month I'll try to make a post of a few of a few pics from the collection. If you have any idea for a caption for one of the pics, leave it in the comments below.

If I like it, I'll use an image editor to add your caption to the photo all nice and pretty, and then I'll post it. (I'll also give credit to you when I post. Unless you do not want credit.)

Please be sure to reference which pic number your caption is for.

You can of course also create and post the caption yourself if you wish. If I've posted a pic in one of these threads, I consider it fair game for anyone to use.

See the sidebar of this sub for handy caption creation tips.