r/Eevee • u/LexTheRedditor878 Eevee • Jul 17 '26
Media (irl or official vids and pics) Found a drunk Vappy resting at my local Walmart.
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u/ZO_inzane Crescent Jul 17 '26
“How’d it get that way?”
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u/LexTheRedditor878 Eevee Jul 17 '26
Stole a couple beers from the cases, I reckon.
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u/ZO_inzane Crescent Jul 17 '26
“And what does ‘drunk’ imply?”
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u/LexTheRedditor878 Eevee Jul 17 '26
That the Vappy drank the beer.
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u/ZO_inzane Crescent Jul 17 '26
“What’s a ‘beer’?”
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u/Yoshi_chuck05 Viridian Looseleaf Jul 17 '26
It’s an alcoholic beverage that has a bit of a kick to it. Don’t quote me on that though because I don’t drink that stuff.
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u/LexTheRedditor878 Eevee Jul 17 '26
(oh, I see what we're doing.)
It's a drink that makes you feel funny. I don't recommend you try it, both for its awful taste, & the awful effects it gives you.
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u/Ok_Historian4848 Jul 17 '26
Alcohol is technically poison though so maybe that's how you get a poison type eeveelution. (Also I will not stand for beer slander!!! Beer tastes good :3 )
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u/Radiant_Resolve1400 Affection Evolution Jul 17 '26
“How’d it get that way?”
You should take it home. It probably needs someone kind to take care of it while it recovers. And afterwards too.
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u/Nice-Perspective-101 Flareon Jul 17 '26
WHICH WALMART I NEEEED IT
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u/EclipseKnight713 Jul 18 '26
If I have to be real with you, a drunk Vaporeon can easily be named vodka. Because potato water. (If you know, you know.)
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