r/ESCastles • • 10h ago

Humour I hate my castle, my citizens exiled my highly selected, perfect child king

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Everything was perfect in my castle. King Bob Marley was killed by a filthy, motherless argonian. His glorious reign lasted 43 years. Lil Sauron was 6 then: the perfect king with perfect traits. I knew for sure they cannot kill a baby king, so I thought I could be rude with my people for 8 or 9 years. I didn't know they can banish my baby king Sauron. I hate every last one of my citizens now. That frame of Lil Sauron crying outside the door will haunt my mind for my whole life. They killed him. A 7 years old innocent perfect boy. My boy. The mob was driven by his own auntie. Filthy betch. They killed him, how can a 7 years boy survive bloody Tamriel? And they killed my dreams too. Now, as long as I paid for the bloody year emperor pass, I'm gonna kill 'em all and enslave the good ones and treat 'em like cattles. Sauron lives. And he'll get his revenge