r/DogfreeHumor • • 5h ago

The Madness Continues…

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64 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 9h ago

can you imagine seeing this demon on your bed in the middle of the night?

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42 Upvotes

i thought it was AI but someone linked a youtube.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 11h ago

what is with these engagement farms?

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the content is so cringey. but it riles up the nutters. the farming is successful. the clapping seals are all over it. 2 countries are highly guilty of this sappy shite. way to go NPC nutters. fell right into it.

their english on this one (punctuation & everything!), better than many in the US.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 11h ago

sofa king stupid & annoying. 🫩

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55 Upvotes

i sure hope those buses have been retired for human use. 🤢


r/DogfreeHumor • • 14h ago

easy does it, pal. 😑

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28 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 16h ago

Disgusting advertisement

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54 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 16h ago

What does your tiny, cramped NYC apartment need? A dog!

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43 Upvotes

I saw this when I was in NYC last weekend. An apartment complex was using dogs in its advertisement, as if the city needs any more dogs. As if the dogs won’t ruin the property with urine and feces.

It’s interesting because I live in another large city on the East Coast, and even though I do see dogs in the city center, it’s nowhere near as common as it is in New York City. If you don’t watch where you’re stepping, you can and will step in dog feces.

I don’t understand why the city doesn’t require residents to register their nasty dogs and charge dog nutters a HIGH fee to keep them. Not only would that bring much needed money to the city, but it might also discourage people from getting dogs.

Having a dog in an urban area especially one like NYC is animal abuse. The amount of huskies I saw there was ridiculous.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 19h ago

Yes, disabled people and people with dog allergies need it more.

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67 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 1d ago

When people call us monsters for not liking dogs, remember this is how they act

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Found this in the wild. A violent stray dog steals a ball from children, and this is how the dog lovers reacted.

These are the people who send us harassing messages calling us monsters.

These are the people who think they’re good people.

They truly hate children. They do not care about the risk of street dogs, especially a giant aggressive breed like a Belgian Malinois. They saw the dog clearly resource guarding later in the video and they found it to be adorable.

Never take it personally when these people attack us. Consider the source.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 1d ago

I'm Flattered This Person Thinks I'd Be That high Up in ANY Hierarchy. XD

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77 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 1d ago

He's so helpful!

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39 Upvotes

...and so is he! Wait no!


r/DogfreeHumor • • 2d ago

Ow, my back.

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53 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 2d ago

Actual demons 🤢🤮👹

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107 Upvotes

I hate when those crusty imps start making choking gurgling noises. So repulsive. The closest animal to resemble a demon. Disgusting, how people spend thousands of bucks on buying and maintaining these inbred amalgamations is beyond my understanding.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 4d ago

Big W... Does it look child-sized to you or is it just me 🤔

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47 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 4d ago

Why on earth would you want to deal with this?

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188 Upvotes

These people come home from work and can't even relax because the mutt either shits and pisses all over the place or rips everything to shreds.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 4d ago

Dog left alone outside is hit by a car, and it’s someone else’s fault.

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97 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 4d ago

Prepping for the potluck

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77 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 5d ago

Dog nutters in the wild ☠️

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78 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 6d ago

The greed they talk about in the Bible

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110 Upvotes

But dogs are so loyal & would never steal from you and would starve themselves if you were hungry 🙄🙄🙄


r/DogfreeHumor • • 6d ago

Today's dog based comedy

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I was walking past the green. There was this lady. She had two dogs. One was sitting by her, the other, was at the end of its lead, facing the other way, not moving at all.

And she was trying to bribe it with treats, occasionally giving the other one treats to make it fair, I guess.

And it wasn't moving at all. She tried throwing a treat, and it would move like a meter and then stop. It was pretty funny. And afterwards I thought, shame she didn't come down when the fellas with the gypsy caravan were around, because she could have done with that, as she's now apparently living on the green. Lol.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 7d ago

If dog owners were honest

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63 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 7d ago

Dog propaganda is totally insane. Lol

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124 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 7d ago

Nothing but chaos

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141 Upvotes

Maybe this is the reason nutters are the way they are? Lol. Could not ever be me! I value my peace and sanity.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 7d ago

Imagine the nutter that would buy/wear this shirt

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108 Upvotes

Spotted in the Goodwill sub. Not OP.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 7d ago

Chinese man 9000IQ move

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320 Upvotes