r/DogShowerThoughts • u/Unlikely-Mongoose723 • Sep 06 '26

SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!! Why squirrel no come down?

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Wee triez to befren squirrel to comes down and play chases, but squirrel stay up treee and not comes down? Wut gives? Wee iz frenly. Wee iz kinds. Wee make squeek sounds for joy, but squirrel just stare and not play. Rooood!

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u/allorache Sep 06 '26

Try bork bork more. That will show squirrel how friendly you are!

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u/Unlikely-Mongoose723 Sep 06 '26

Ah! Good ideaz! Weee try borks next timez!

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u/nezumipi Sep 06 '26

Skwirl is enemy. I chase chase chase to maek sure sqirl knows whos boss.

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u/Unlikely-Mongoose723 Sep 06 '26

Truuu. Skwirl makes weee upsets sum timez when wee chase. But weee try harder next times!

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u/TacitPoseidon Sep 06 '26

Squirrel thinks you wants to eats it.

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u/allorache Sep 06 '26

Squirrel might be onto something there…

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u/Unlikely-Mongoose723 Sep 06 '26

Maybes we doo…

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u/BigBlueMastiff Sep 08 '26

Dees squirrels always run from me (dis Jerry, here). I even try to climb the tree or pole to play. They no play with Jerry, and make funny noises like they don't like Jerry, so rood!

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u/Unlikely-Mongoose723 Sep 08 '26

Das so rood! Why they don’t want play? We iz all so fun!

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u/BigBlueMastiff Sep 08 '26

Is bad to eat squirrelz?

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u/KairaSuperSayan93 8d ago

SQUIRREL?!!! I get it! Oh wait no I little. I yiphowl at it instead.

(Also your little brown dog looks like my Doshie)