r/DebateReligion • u/ithinkiamcursed123 • 5m ago
Abrahamic God avoids humans because most humans can really only engage with God to ask for things, and think eternity is some cosmic dream that only good things can happen.
Meanwhile Psalm 82 shows that God is really an action hero nerd at heart and their primary concern are people who wanna be heroes for everyone else.
Here's me fighting Jesus, just because I figure God would want a battle rival that isn't scared to punch Him in the face.
Here's what I learned in my battle.
- El Elyon and Asherah, they made everything and they just screw around and do what they want.
- Yahweh, he's in charge of the planet, eldest son, basically had to get rid of any worship of Asherah, because Jews got Him confused with His dad and basically said he married his own Mom, this is what is the beef between Egypt and Yahweh came from, if you know anything abotu Egyptian Mythology, they loved the mommy mommy play time.
- Yahweh basically went from Zamasu to Vegeta blowing himself up with the whole Jesus thing, Yeah, most humans kinda suck, but a lot of humans are good, and cheering for the good guys, Psalms 82, is how Yahweh gets through all of this garbage.
- Vegeta blowing himself up didn't actually do anything, which is why nowadays we have Epsteinites holding up the bible and tear gassing protestors in the same breath.
- I keep beating Yahweh over the head with the fact that it makes no sense that Black people gotta defend existing in a video game about a black historical figure when Israel can just bomb whoever they want and keep getting away with it.
- Yahweh says if I keep this up, he's gonna pull founding titan crazieness. You know, the ELDIANS, yeah, Yahweh can just activate auto kill mode, he did it to himself just to prove it would work.
- Yahweh has killed me twice and literally had Azrael choke raise me in the air like Frieza over this , I don't care broskis.
- Yahweh admired Abraham because Abraham had an accurate understanding of an immortal consciousness who exists in the moment. That's why he trusted Yahweh to sacrifice Isaac but still negotiated for Sodom and Gomorrah as much as possible.
- The flesh itself is the mark of the beast, carbon, what allows us to exist as lifeforms, has 6 protons, 6 neutrons, and 6 electrons, and the average human loses their mindif they think about how they'd exist without it. That's how you try to explain the fact that humanity will eventually start eating itself to death via capitalism to explain what will happen once humanity gets to the point where they can see the signs but ignore them anyway thinking they're some kind of privileged class who will sip tea on the sidelines like a plantation owner for eternity.
- I think I broke the rules of heaven by demanding a world MORE complicated than my human one, not less. Why would I enjoy Star Wars Knights of The Old Republic one and two and then be satisfied in a library of the novel incarnations with no video games. Yeah I know this and I mog the holy hosts by describing God and Satan as white and black orbs that follow me and they fuse to fight me like Goku and Vegeta, but I'm Super Broly plus Android 17 so they can't actually kill me, we just scale up until reality breaks. Why? Because they are infinite consciousness more interested in the guy who actually enjoys being alive in the moment and reacts with confusion when you say you offer him 'peace'. What the does that actually mean? I'm a nerd, not a soldier, your gift sounds stupid.
- I defy you to explain why your objectively more mystical and less explainable beliefs are less insane than anything I've just said.
- Yahweh flies into a murderous rage over other gods because minor dieties do exist, they point this out in scripture, but when your chosen people whine for SLAVERY again after you prove you're the elder God of the planet......yeah you go a little nuts.