Jesus prays to God while the disciples are asleep. Then he gets taken prisoner. He never talks to them again before the crucifixion. When he appears to them later, he never tells them what he privately said to God.

So if the gospels are supposed to be eyewitness accounts, how did they find out what happened privately between Jesus and God when there was nobody around to hear and he never told them?

There are over 4000 unique religions and spiritual traditions throughout the world. Yet we have the most devout Christians who declare that all of the other religions are false. It is so obvious according to them how false all of the other religions are. It seems implausible that a mountain moved to Muhammad and the bible to them seems more true than anything written in the Quran yet the creator of the universe impregnated a woman in the Middle East 2000 years ago is totally believable.

Meanwhile a devout Muslim would say that’s all hogwash and Christianity’s views are wrong and will say everyone must submit to the will of allah and we also have Jews who say that Jesus was a good Jew but saying he was the son of god or the messiah is going too far. Even within Christianity certain denominations disagree on the nature of God. Mormons believe wholeheartedly that Joseph smith was a prophet and given gold plates by the angel moroni in upstate New York and he translated those plates to the Book of Mormon. Christians in other denominations say Joseph smith was a false prophet and none of that happened. Many Protestants will say that Catholic teachings are false, the pope isn’t ordained by God and Catholics are going to Hell etc. Everyone in all of these religions and denominations will try and provide evidence that their belief system is true and all of the others are false.

Whereas an actual atheist agrees with you that all of those other religions are false and preposterous in their claims but they also believe that your religion is preposterous.

I wanted to ask if God had emotions but I think that's been expressed in the old testament. I know we like to think of God as all loving but if God has emotions that also means he can be lead by said emotions.

Some argument can be made that God made everything so he does have said right and final say over what he does with us but if he decided to wipe us out today would that still be benevolent. I think of this and look at the old testament and what had transpired, was that the best possible way of going about those situations as an omnipotent and omniscient being?

Concepts like Hell and heaven exist but if you already know the outcome of who's going to hell then what's the point? It's not free will if the result is already decided.(I'm getting sidetracked) Creating life just to put people in heaven or hell doesn't seem benevolent to the damned.

(Now you could say he changed in the new testament, so then God wasn't always doing things for the benefit of people more so you could say we were created due to whims)

1. El Elyon and Asherah, they made everything and they just screw around and do what they want.
2. Yahweh, he's in charge of the planet, eldest son, basically had to get rid of any worship of Asherah, because Jews got Him confused with His dad and basically said he married his own Mom, this is what is the beef between Egypt and Yahweh came from, if you know anything abotu Egyptian Mythology, they loved the mommy mommy play time.
3. Yahweh basically went from Zamasu to Vegeta blowing himself up with the whole Jesus thing, Yeah, most humans kinda suck, but a lot of humans are good, and cheering for the good guys, Psalms 82, is how Yahweh gets through all of this garbage.
4. Vegeta blowing himself up didn't actually do anything, which is why nowadays we have Epsteinites holding up the bible and tear gassing protestors in the same breath.
5. I keep beating Yahweh over the head with the fact that it makes no sense that Black people gotta defend existing in a video game about a black historical figure when Israel can just bomb whoever they want and keep getting away with it.
6. Yahweh says if I keep this up, he's gonna pull founding titan crazieness. You know, the ELDIANS, yeah, Yahweh can just activate auto kill mode, he did it to himself just to prove it would work.
7. Yahweh has killed me twice and literally had Azrael choke raise me in the air like Frieza over this bullshit, I don't care broskis.
8. Yahweh admired Abraham because Abraham had an accurate understanding of an immortal consciousness who exists in the moment. That's why he trusted Yahweh to sacrifice Isaac but still negotiated for Sodom and Gomorrah as much as possible.
9. The flesh itself is the mark of the beast, carbon, what allows us to exist as lifeforms, has 6 protons, 6 neutrons, and 6 electrons, and the average human loses their shit if they think about how they'd exist without it. That's how you try to explain the fact that humanity will eventually start eating itself to death via capitalism to explain what will happen once humanity gets to the point where they can see the signs but ignore them anyway thinking they're some kind of privileged class who will sip tea on the sidelines like a plantation owner for eternity.
10. I think I broke the rules of heaven by demanding a world MORE complicated than my human one, not less. Why would I enjoy Star Wars Knights of The Old Republic one and two and then be satisfied in a library of the novel incarnations with no video games. Yeah I know this and I mog the holy hosts by describing God and Satan as white and black orbs that follow me and they fuse to fight me like Goku and Vegeta, but I'm Super Broly plus Android 17 so they can't actually kill me, we just scale up until reality breaks. Why? Because they are infinite consciousness more interested in the guy who actually enjoys being alive in the moment and reacts with confusion when you say you offer him 'peace'. What the does that actually mean? I'm a nerd, not a soldier, your gift sounds stupid.
11. I defy you to explain why your objectively more mystical and less explainable beliefs are less insane than anything I've just said.
12. Yahweh flies into a murderous rage over other gods because minor dieties do exist, they point this out in scripture, but when your chosen people whine for SLAVERY again after you prove you're the elder God of the planet......yeah you go a little nuts.

I regret to inform you all that the Crucifying Cannibal has struck again! Though this time, her body count has risen to a whopping four! Shocking nuns everywhere.

We do have a lead though, a witness who will not be named told us they caught Deb in the act and shared with us some gruesome details of what they saw. Note the following graphic content may be disturbing for some viewers.

"I saw her! I saw her eating the body and the blood! It all started when I heard an ominous voice from a distance proudly declare that she was a world-class organist, and I followed the shouts of ritualistic encantations expecting to find some glorious concert. Little did I know I would find someone playing with Fred's organs!! When will someone put a stop to such desecration!"

I don't know about you all, but the more I hear about this Deb character, the more I don't like her. Only a REAL JERK could do something like this!

If you have any knowledge of Deb's whereabouts, you're encouraged to call the authorities immediately. Christians and wind instruments are advised not to approach.