Why do kittens try to unscrew ankles at 3AM?

edit: the fact that y’all not worried about onions/garlic calms me down

He's the reason for the net to begging with

Stomp decided my tea needed pee pee poo poo paws flavoring! r/orangecats sent me here :)

Apparently it’s a requirement after vet visits to stop at McDonalds for a cheeseburger even if mom already has her Starbucks drink.

I know the day we brought these chairs home what the end result would be, I guess I’m an enabler 😩

This one attacked my husband's eye

I'm trying to make a skirt for a convention in under two weeks, and he can't stop mussing the pattern fabric and biting my measuring tape

was totally unrepentant.

Assault of a minor

Crimes recorded

Punishment NO forehead kisses for five minutes, okay maybe just one

From the broken branch, you can tell this is a repeat offender.