I mean, really?! Not like my ad spells out how to actually start a conversation or anything. Or get screening done before discussing the details of the booking. This right here is NOT a client- it’s someone looking for free jerk off material. Not even worth a response!

Received this absolute masterpiece last night. Same guy is also posting ads looking for married women to fuck.

The duality is strong with this one.

I hate how fkn impatient some of these guys are. I don't respond for 1 hour and 20 mins and he's getting pissy. Same as the guys that '???' after 2 mins no response. And i state in my ad that you will be blocked for asking for natural as you clearly havent read my ad. All around useless bloke.

Next he's gonna tell me his wife is hiding in the bushes 😂

WE PAY so much money for our ads , the least, very fucking least you can do is fucking read it.

READDDDDDD IT! 😭

I’ve decided to send an educational text every single time I get someone not reading cause it’s the only thing that makes me feel a little better even if they don’t give a shit. 💩

1. On the time of the appointment, they show up with less money, never told you they had less and you told them how much it was.
   
2. Asking you: why do you this? Well, why do YOU pay for this? You’re the one standing there.
   
3. Asking for a face picture or more pictures.
   
4. Ask you for details and prices even tho it is written on the ad.
   
5. Ask for the address, then say they are coming in X minutes. They never show up.
   
6. Asking you: does your parents/mom/dad know you do this? Like okay?? What an odd question.
   
7. Texting you sexual comments and questions with no intention of ever coming to see you.

And there’s more probably, feel free to add more annoying things clients do or say.

Note it's followers and not subscribers 🙄 I said when it varies person to person that means it's peanuts and less peanuts for pay and he said "fair". 🫪 Broke joke.

They are attached. You are inside me. After finally matching your reach to their bounce, you have a couple handfuls and are crushing my arched back. You realize you cannot thrust.

Just request for us to switch to missionary if the urge gets ya.

Next one to do it to me is getting pushed out. And hard.

Prior to this email he argued about my rate being different than what I advertise and the amount of my deposit which is why I replied about reading my ad. Instead of apologizing and gracefully exiting, he decided to double down. Absolute loser behavior.

Im lovey Kay btw

Na

and why do men think they can tell me what to do in this job lmao

Like I legit can’t believe this is the 2nd regular who has stood me up like this. It’s fucking ridiculous. They bail out on shit that they suggested doing, and then get an attitude that they have to follow thru on it. It’s insanity.