CBRX Season 5: Episode 34: Those Who Remain

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Season 5 Megathread

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Welcome back, dear denizens of the Sub, to the Stats Sheet Winners and Losers! As a reminder, I give the top and bottom five for each stat, bundling ties together. If a civ is resurrected I'll include it in square brackets until it's eliminated again, but it won't count towards the 5 slots. I'll start including tech count from the Enlightenment era onwards, during the early game there's just too many civs equal to each other. My definition of a bankrupt civ will be a civ either already losing money and at 0 treasury or within 5 turns trajectory of reaching that. As always, you can peruse the full table at this link: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1KMH0yqYJU1HRYac1Vl2NdKVFIPYepRPbZu8U1zvxKCk/edit?usp=sharing

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• Effective Military W: New South Wales (581,419); Tlingit (472,567); Tang (357,934); Chono (332,001); and Aures (310,832)
• Effective Military L: Wallachia (19,919); Hanseatic League (12,324); Yunnan (7,661); Karankawa (1,651); and Green Ukraine (1,612)

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• Production W: Tang (5,719); New South Wales (4,632); Tlingit (3,702); Pakistan (3,285); and Yanomami (3,139)
• Production L: Mysore (296); Hanseatic League (137); Green Ukraine (96); Yunnan (86); and Karankawa (34)

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• Production per city W: Tang (168.2); Japan (119.5); Pakistan (91.3); Yunnan (86); and Rouran (80.7)
• Production per city L: Wallachia (38.3); Onondaga (37.1); Karankawa (34); Portugal (25.5); and Hanseatic League (22.8)

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• Total Population W: New South Wales (1,555); Tlingit (1,016); Yanomami (851); Chono (837); and Pakistan (823)
• Total Population L: Luba (123); Hanseatic League (91); Wallachia (76); Green Ukraine (35); and Yunnan / Karankawa (19)

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• Effective Science W: Tang (4,915); Yanomami (3,209); Pakistan (3,046); New South Wales (2,649); and Anishinaabe (2,556)
• Effective Science L: Karankawa (219); Hanseatic League (181); Wallachia (176); Green Ukraine (124); and Yunnan (2)

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• Currently Unhappy Civs: Bjarmia (-6)
• Currently Bankrupt Civs: Herero (-61, 4 turns away); Caral (-61, on the brink); Yunnan (-131, actively); Hanseatic League (-221, actively); Cebu (-252, actively); Wallachia (-277, actively); Onondaga (-310, on the brink); Qara Khitai (-342, 3 turns away); Ket (-374, on the brink); Kalmar Union (-419, on the brink); Scotland (-581, actively); Zazzau (-700, actively); Rouran (-736, actively); Tlingit (-1447, on the brink); and Chono (-2114, actively)
• Note: There are only 6 civs in the game with a positive Gold per Turn stat at all: Tang; Pakistan; Bjarmia; Anishinaabe; Umhaill; and France, plus Green Ukraine on a perfect 0. However, many civs currently have massive gold reserves protecting them for a long while.

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CBRX Season 5: Episode 33: Live and Let Die

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Season 5 Megathread

Welcome back, dear denizens of the Sub, to the Stats Sheet Winners and Losers! As a reminder, I give the top and bottom five for each stat, bundling ties together. If a civ is resurrected I'll include it in square brackets until it's eliminated again, but it won't count towards the 5 slots. I'll start including tech count from the Enlightenment era onwards, during the early game there's just too many civs equal to each other. My definition of a bankrupt civ will be a civ either already losing money and at 0 treasury or within 5 turns trajectory of reaching that. As always, you can peruse the full table at this link: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1KMH0yqYJU1HRYac1Vl2NdKVFIPYepRPbZu8U1zvxKCk/edit?usp=sharing

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• Effective Military W: Pakistan (462,005); Tlingit (460,181); Tang (384,904); New South Wales (362,879); and Chono (337,574)
• Effective Military L: Yunnan (6,475); Estonia (5,553); Karankawa (1,910); Phoenicia (1,649); and Papal States (583)

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• Production W: Tang (5,036); New South Wales (4,027); Tlingit (3,531); Chono (2,843); and Pakistan (2,775)
• Production L: Estonia (117); Yunnan (74); Karankawa (39); Phoenicia (31); and Papal States (22)

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• Production per city W: Tang (148.1); Pakistan (81.6); Rouran (75.6); Yunnan (74); and Kipchaks (69.6)
• Production per city L: Wallachia (36.2); Phoenicia (31); Hanseatic League (26); Portugal (25); and Papal States (22)

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• Total Population W: New South Wales (1,399); Tlingit (997); Yanomami (816); Chono (793); and Tang (685)
• Total Population L: Estonia (39); Karankawa (23); Yunnan (18); Papal States (10); and Phoenicia (3)

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• Effective Science W: Tang (4,387); Anishinaabe (2,771); Japan (2,513); Tlingit (2,331); and Chono (2,330)
• Effective Science L: Karankawa (189); Hanseatic League (182); Estonia (116); Yunnan (22); and Phoenicia / Papal States (0)

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• Currently Unhappy Civs: Happiness reigns. Rejoice. Ignore the global warfare and nuclear hellfire. Lowest is Bjarmia on 5.
• Currently Bankrupt Civs: Papal States (-47, actively); Phoenicia (-52, actively); Yunnan (-103, actively); Caral (-133, actively); Wallachia (-192, on the brink); Hanseatic League (-228, on the brink); Kalmar Union (-290, actively); Ket (-395, on the brink); Rouran (-458, actively); Onondaga (-557, actively); Scotland (-1006, actively); and Chono (-1349, 3 turns away)

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CBRX Season 5: Episode 32: What’s Your Plan When it Hits the Fan?

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Season 5 Megathread

Welcome back, dear denizens of the Sub, to the Stats Sheet Winners and Losers! As a reminder, I give the top and bottom five for each stat, bundling ties together. If a civ is resurrected I'll include it in square brackets until it's eliminated again, but it won't count towards the 5 slots. I'll start including tech count from the Enlightenment era onwards, during the early game there's just too many civs equal to each other. My definition of a bankrupt civ will be a civ either already losing money and at 0 treasury or within 5 turns trajectory of reaching that. As always, you can peruse the full table at this link: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1KMH0yqYJU1HRYac1Vl2NdKVFIPYepRPbZu8U1zvxKCk/edit?usp=sharing

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• Effective Military W: Tlingit (405,997); Tang (385,166); Chono (337,273); New South Wales (285,868); and Yanomami (243,571)
• Effective Military L: Hyksos (6,127); Yunnan (3,857); Karankawa (1,910); Phoenicia (1,765); and Papal States (1,005)

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• Production W: Tang (4,272); Chono (3,169); New South Wales (2,999); Tlingit (2,793); and Yanomami (2,160)
• Production L: Hanseatic League (129); Yunnan (69); Potiguara (58); Karankawa (30); and Phoenicia / Papal States (26)

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• Production per city W: Tang (133.5); Qara-Khitai (73.8); Circassia (72.4); Rouran (71.6); and Pakistan (69.5)
• Production per city L: Potiguara (29); Vyatka (28.8); Papal States / Phoenicia (26); Hanseatic League (25.8); and Portugal (21.6)

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• Total Population W: New South Wales (1,185); Tlingit (907); Chono (754); Yanomami (739); and Tang (627)
• Total Population L: Karankawa (23); Potiguara (21); Yunnan (18); Papal States (9); and Phoenicia (6)

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• Effective Science W: Tang (4,173); Japan (2,347); New South Wales (2,300); Chono (2,241); and Tlingit (2,231)
• Effective Science L: Potiguara (64); Yunnan (46); Karankawa (43); Phoenicia (40); and Papal States (0)

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• Currently Unhappy Civs: Happiness reigns. Rejoice. Ignore the global warfare and nuclear hellfire. Lowest is Bjarmia on 3.
• Currently Bankrupt Civs: Phoenicia (-33, on the brink); Papal States (-47, actively); Vyatka (-50, actively); Yunnan (-76, actively); Wallachia (-228, on the brink); Caral (-258, 2 turns away); Kalmar Union (-288, on the brink); Herero (-315, actively); Rouran (-343, actively); Onondaga (-407, on the brink); Scotland (-651, actively); Ket (-990, actively); and Bunuba (-1,326, actively)

Hello sub, we’ll be taking a week off and resume with the next episode on Sep 30th at the usual time

Related, if you would like to narrate and episode anytime int he next few weeks for the upcoming episode, please do signup, as we've had a sharp shortage and need to build up a roster for all the episodes leading up to Total War

https://www.reddit.com/r/civbattleroyale/comments/1wky6wa/narration_signup_s5_batch_7/

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