Artists are gonna hate me for this but maybe they should get good. Look at this image. It’s perfect. And it’s 100% AI generated.

wow i can really get into this🤩

I just simulated two female Barbies p3gging a Ken with a baseball bat and now my wife is on the phone crying with my mom. We are an arranged marriage and have never seen each other nak3d.

i like it its warm and crunchy...🧅🧅🧅- if you need help with anything else let me know!

Chef Boyardee and a slice of cheese

I am probably going to get in trouble for breaking NDA but GTA6 is actually only 6-8 hours long. Main story is 6 hours including cinematics. The extra side content adds a maximum 2 hours of additional stuff to do.

People are gonna be pissed.

Please hurry i'm in line and can't make decisions on my own.

I vibe-coded a game about vibe-coding where you play as an anti-vibe-coding vibe-coder and use a vibe-coding arm computer to vibe-code weapons that you use to vibe-code other vibe-coders to death. Once you infiltrate and finish disabling the vibe-code underground base Vibe-Codeia you use their vibe-code mainframe to vibe-code a massively powerful vibe-AI and vibe-instruct it to kill you and your vibe. It then goes on to govern humanity and vibe-blast any new would-be vibe-coders that enter the scene. The sequel will be a hentai game.

Fucking Ukrainians killed my girlfriend in server bank A359XCD. AIO? AITA? I don’t know but AMA.

I'll never step foot inside a gym because of him

Why are gender dynamics so hard 😩. Im straight but I don’t find most men attractive, maybe 1 out of every 50 or every 100 guys i meet is consider attractive. I’m not looking for a relationship right now but one of my struggles is that I can never be friends with a man that I find attractive. Let’s just say stuff happens lol

A couple weeks ago I met a guy who started taking classes at my pottery studio that I go to. We talked a lot and had a lot of the same interests. He’s someone I actually wanted to be friends with. The issue is that he was HOT and it made me feral

So the other day I was like fuck I need to know what this man looks like naked. We were texted and I asked him to send me a video of him masturbating and one thing led to another and we met up and I gave him oral sex

Uggfghhhheggsg I don’t want a FWB, why can’t I be friends with men

Pic is pierogis

it was a great idea, energy prices are up +100% and net carbon impact completely negligible

As I have thusly forespeakened I am The Chosen One. Ask, my childes, if the inner voice seems thee worthy, I shall deign to answer thee.

I think I probably would get raptured, I have not spilled seed in over a month.

Healthcare should be free and China should pay for it. My dog should have free healthcare. Also free drugz like I stabbed my pinky toe last week and it really hurt so a hot man should suck it so it gets better.

No DMs. DMs are closed. CLOSED! VERY CLOSED! DON'T MESSAGE ME.

If Donald Trump signs this order, you can no longer simply say "I am going to poop in the toilet." You will be required to say "I am going to do a Poop of America in the toilet." This order comes after someone close to the president advised him that he has the authority to rename all forms of excrement: poop, pee, and diarrhea.

Light breakfast this morning.

Four me it's

Pawtatoes, catsup, and meowstard.