r/Catculations • • Sep 12 '26

Infinite Loop

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u/OilRigExplosions Sep 12 '26

He has all the treats he can carry but now he can’t get back down to enjoy them.

Feels like an Aesop’s fable.

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u/J_bravo_ Sep 13 '26

King Meowdas

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u/Xfgjwpkqmx Sep 12 '26

At no point does it occur to him that he needs to drop the package to be able to assess the situation!

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u/3lbFlax Sep 12 '26

Maybe if you put down the bag -

MAYBE IF YOU SHUT UP

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u/Whatifim80lol Sep 12 '26

Depending on how you present the problem, even humans can struggle with solving a problem that requires a "step backward" in order to move forward.

5

u/lucky-number-keleven Sep 14 '26

Reminds me of Homer being stuck in the vending machine because he didn’t let go of the can.

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u/ledgeitpro 29d ago

I thought of a similar situation in that 70’s show when Kelso (i think?) has his hand stuck in a jar but the reason its stuck is because hes holding onto the bag of weed he was trying to get outa the jar

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u/LittleKitty235 Sep 12 '26

We figured out who the orange cats stole the braincell from

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u/brownhk Sep 12 '26

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u/Morgantao Sep 15 '26

How?

Just... How???

28

u/Cant_figure_sht_out Sep 12 '26

I need to know how did this situation resolve😭

43

u/Technical-Dream-7442 Sep 12 '26

Thanks for the laugh 😂

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u/Puzzled_Awareness_22 Sep 12 '26

Drop the chips buddy! It won’t hurt them and then you can jump down…never mind

43

u/mpg111 Sep 12 '26

Orange cat energy

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u/Top-Jinx Sep 12 '26

Legends say he’s still up there

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u/Clear-Tale7275 Sep 12 '26

How did this end? Did he figure it out or is he still there to this day?

13

u/Legitimate_Time2228 Sep 12 '26

The cat has socks

6

u/stupid_cat_face Sep 13 '26

Metaphor for my life

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '26

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u/stupid_cat_face Sep 13 '26

Yep and blind to the world frozen, going in circles, not knowing what to do

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u/TheRealMasterTyvokka Sep 12 '26

404 braincell not found.

10

u/VortexSamurai Sep 12 '26

Application cat.exe has hung. 🤣🤣

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u/Steelwraith955 Sep 12 '26

A lesson in greed... can't jump down with the treats, but refuses to drop them. 😂

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u/HibiscusBlades Sep 12 '26

Legend has it he’s still up there to this day.

3

u/Rich_Nothing_4746 Sep 12 '26

I’m sorry but there was no r/catculations here just a seeming admitting of defeat haha!

3

u/invisiholes Sep 13 '26

They aren't a complete idiot but they're not very bright.

3

u/abhorredmisanthrope Sep 14 '26

And people think being a cat is easy.

5

u/ObjectiveOk2072 Sep 12 '26

That's an orange cat in disguise if I ever saw one

5

u/hlvr25 Sep 12 '26

Poor baby can’t see because giant snack bag in the way 😅

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u/merulaalba Sep 12 '26

 Buffering 

2

u/facemugg Sep 12 '26

Definitive proof the earth is round.

2

u/usernames_taken_grrl Sep 12 '26

There are zero thots in dis noggin

2

u/BadVVSc Sep 14 '26

This is it. This might be the dumbest cat I’ve ever seen.

1

u/Spock-1701 Sep 12 '26

Just drop it

1

u/Farfignugen42 27d ago

After it went and stole them fair and square?

Don't be ridiculous.

1

u/Nevalate Sep 13 '26

Well what happened??

1

u/Due-Letterhead3279 Sep 13 '26

classic monkey trap 🙈

1

u/Screwbles Sep 13 '26

Mitsubishi is probably the best brand of mini splits right now. Good choice, good choice.

1

u/islaisla Sep 13 '26

Kitty doesn't know why it's gone blind!

1

u/AlternativePrior9559 Sep 14 '26

Could’ve sworn there was a staircase here

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u/Morgantao Sep 15 '26

A new take on the hand in the cookie jar dilema - you can't get your hand out while holding a cookie, but you don't want to get your hand out without one

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u/PTSD1701 24d ago

Blinding yourself is definitely a miscatculation.😆

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u/DuchessOfLansdale 4d ago

OMG, I’m on the edge of my seat watching in anticipation‼️

https://giphy.com/gifs/l091V2uQyvrPSaphMx

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u/DopamineDarling121 4d ago

he is blinded by his greed