r/BrandNewSentence • u/An_Emo_Emu • 1d ago

That’s like saying a Greg infested apartment.

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u/Polengoldur 1d ago

ok. but by the same wisdom, you would not go to the greg infested apartment if you wanted to avoid gregs.

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u/Abe_Odd 1d ago

If one Greg lives in an apt block, you probably won't find one by going to a random apt.

If there's two Gregs and a Gregette in each flat, you could more reasonably call it Gregfested.

The label confers a very real meaning, that there's a much higher Greg density in the region, and if you are allergregic, then you'd better stay away.

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u/greg225 18h ago

Some apartment buildings are full of Gregs. Mine for example houses over 300. We aren't really into terms like 'infested' being used. We're just chilling.

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u/Abe_Odd 9h ago

Most apartments have between 0 and 1 Gregs.
Greggors Georg is an apt block that has more than 3 Greghabitants pre flat and is statistical outlier and should not be counted.

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u/magpye1983 1d ago

And by extension, nothing is ever infested, those things just live there.

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u/Polengoldur 1d ago

at which point the word has no meaning. but thats always the end goal, isn't it?

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u/PurpleCandle58 1d ago

So you’re saying your roach infested apartment is actually just where the roaches live? Ok fair enough, Greg.

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u/Polengoldur 1d ago

"theyre just looking for a better life"

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u/PurpleCandle58 1d ago

I’m smelling dogwhistle
https://giphy.com/gifs/MVoX99cLXXU0gq7QuG

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u/Polengoldur 1d ago

how do you smell a sound?

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u/PurpleCandle58 1d ago

Hmm. Zelenskyy must have missed one…
https://giphy.com/gifs/JGXVuBalR39u0
There we go.

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u/Ciderman95 1d ago

So call it "not-for-fans-of-not-getting-eaten-by-sharks waters" that seems politically correct

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u/Yet_One_More_Idiot 1d ago

WHY? What do you have against Gregs?

We're not all horrible people! xD

/s

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u/R0T4R4 1d ago

Okay, but what about if Greg doesn't belong in the apartment? If there's a clear overabundance of Greg in my apartment, therefore it can be considered infested, in fact invasive because it's my ecosystem and not Greg's.

Maybe Tim or Sue at the agreed upon time may be in my apartment, but not Greg, I didn't invite Greg into my apartment, they're not meant to be here.

Greg got fucking lost from his ecosystem and into mine. Hence it is infested with Greg.

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u/fireduck 1d ago

I'm gregnant.

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u/malonkey1 1d ago

okay but what if your roommate greg really fucking sucks

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u/confuseum 1d ago

A Gary infested vault

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u/LazyEights 1d ago

If I'm in Greg's apartment sure.

But if multiple Gregs showed up in my apartment and refused to leave it would feel infested.

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u/dalidellama 1d ago

Alright, but I've been in a Greg-infested apartment before, and it was a scary place

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u/AAPL_ 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3HLphuYhnisMM

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u/KickAggressive4901 1d ago

Came here looking for Old Greg. Not disappointed. 👍

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u/Dion-is-us 1d ago

I’m no Greg, but I do believe I infest my house. I’m not really ‘living’ in it, more like ‘pre-haunting’ it

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u/EugeneVictorDabs 1d ago

Wild Green Memes for Ecological Fiends is leaking

The memes have jumped platforms

God help us all

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u/TheDonnARK 1d ago

Sharks aren't in every water area.  I've been in the ocean in many places and only seen a few sharks, all alone.  Under specific conditions, I would consider an area of water to be shark infested.

I've also been to many apartments.  If there are an inordinate amount of Gregs in an apartment, well that would be extraordinary and likely an infestation.  But here's the thing: I have seen a Greg infested apartment.  There were 3 Gregs there, which is far and away more Gregs than one would rationally expect to find in one apartment outside of Annual Gregathons.

Life is a mystery.

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u/Old-Tadpole-2869 1d ago

Clearly you haven't heard of Farallon Island. There aren't any Greg's there because the Great Hwites ate them all.

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u/LunarMuphinz 1d ago

Great Dwights*

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u/ZielAnima 1d ago

I literally read “Shrek infested waters” and I was so damn confused

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u/An_Emo_Emu 18h ago

I believe that the scientific term for Shrek infested waters is a swamp.

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u/Heroic-Forger 1d ago

but what if that's not Greg's house and there were 20,000 Gregs and they were the size of ants

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u/box_brownie_bear 1d ago

would be better to call them shark-inhabited waters. because the sharks do be inhabiting those waters.

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u/programgamer 1d ago

Do the sharks pay rent?

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u/Troed_road 1d ago

well, we know that greg is the fastest growing army on the internet

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u/Infamous_Maximum_463 15h ago

don’t look that up though

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u/ReverendEntity 1d ago

Man goes into cage, cage goes into apartment. Greg's in the apartment. Our Greg.

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u/ZachariasDemodica 1d ago

Four Gregs, specifically: Sci-fi, D'n'D, Open Source, and Japanese Culture.

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u/EpikDisko 1d ago

the Greggification

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u/Alternative_Pay_5118 23h ago

Same with the Dutch 'reclaiming' land from the ocean. Reclaiming from who?

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u/bugvillain 15h ago

If greg wants to be in my house he has to ask me first. He can't just go there. He can't just go theeeereeee

Please for the love of god get that reference. Anybody

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u/Salt2Everything 12h ago

I mean, Tom W would probably disagree