r/BitchImATrain • • 2d ago

BITCH! I’m a train?

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u/wayne-on-reddit 2d ago

Well, it is barreling along...

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u/brown_wagon 2d ago

Ooh Woodford!

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u/Metals4J 2d ago

Saw the limestone rickhouses and I knew instantly. Beautiful place!

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/thetiredtypist 2d ago

They got bottles labeled Rimasticus?

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u/ZestfullyStank 2d ago

I lived in Lexington as a kid and I love the directions to get there: drive past the castle, turn off the paved road….

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u/Ratspeed 2d ago

Funny how the angle of the barrel matches precisely what the wheels of a train do to remain on the tracks.

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u/machuitzil 1d ago edited 1d ago

I'm not a physicist or an engineer, but Richard Feinman was, and this made me remember this interview he did thats on YouTube. There's a longer version but this clip is just two minutes. Anyway, the barrel stays on the track because of its beveled design.

https://youtu.be/y7h4OtFDnYE?is=09Y8C8JRZajltR48

Edit, sometimes I forget what sub I'm in. This is a train sub, everyone probably already knows this. My B, but it's a great interview so I'm leaving the link

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u/hellinahandbasket127 2d ago

Came here to make this comment!

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u/Practical_Ad_219 2d ago

Meanwhile, in Donkey Kong Country

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u/notimpress3d 2d ago

Bitch, I am the original wine train.

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u/Ok-Flamingo2921 1d ago

Everyone on the Island of Sodor were amazed seeing what Stephen looked like as a baby. "He's just rolling along on his boiler!", exclaimed Percy.

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 2d ago

Amateurs, this is slow and inifecient, the Portuguese do it better https://youtube.com/shorts/JDysfgxprJY?is=5yMzrWCupqxVw-OI

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u/SuitableAnimalInAHat 2d ago

What the heck is going on there?

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 2d ago

3 000 000l of wine, on the street lol ( destilary tank malfunction )

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u/SuitableAnimalInAHat 2d ago

Holy jeez! Their Great Molasses Flood was so much better than ours!

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u/mittfh 1d ago

In 1814, London had a beer flood which killed eight people, including five mourners at the wake for a two year old boy. The brewery avoided bankruptcy by claiming an excise rebate on the lost beer.

In 1875, Dublin had a whiskey fire / flood - no-one was killed directly, but 13 people died of alcohol poisoning.

Russia's contribution was a 2017 spillage of fruit juice that allegedly resulted in no deaths and no aquatic contamination

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u/Circumpunctilious 1d ago

Interesting by itself—but also: I hadn’t considered “undiluted cask strength” with respect to alcohol production until this very moment.

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u/SubstantialClub8641 2d ago

The dramatic text makes this feel like the opening scene of a very chaotic brewery commercial.

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u/Circumpunctilious 1d ago

Right? Where does one sign up to be the guy drinking next to the tracks, yelling “DING DING DING CHOOOO CHOOOO?”

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u/ThatMikeGuy429 1d ago

Whiskey train is my new favorite train.

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u/Zonel 2d ago

Doesn’t it need multiple cars or barrels to be a train.

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u/billythesquid- 2d ago

You know, I asked the same thing for an excavator on rails, and apparently all it technically needs is a red light on the back.

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u/Internet-Culture 2d ago

I wanna see the whole thing start to finish and how they use it in their internal logistics.

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u/Potential-Cry1115 2d ago

That barrel really said, “I’m on track for a wild ride.”

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u/DragonKhan2000 2d ago

Barrels already have a cone shape, so this is genius!

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u/aero_grl 2d ago

My kind of train

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u/alexlongfur 2d ago

Part of the reason why there are so many slopes and ramps in old port towns, both ocean and river.

So many goods were transported via barrels and casks. Easy to roll them around to move them short distances.

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u/andifeelfine6oclock 1d ago

I did a job at Woodfords, beautiful place, smells great.