r/BikiniBottomTwitter • u/SpaceResource69 • 2d ago

voice notes

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u/Ash_an_bun 2d ago

I just don't listen. Text only.

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u/Mind-The-Mines 2d ago

I had a friend that would send messages like 5 minutes long. Ain't shit worth fucking hearing either. Just stoned manic ramblings about their latest get rich idiocy.

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u/SpaceResource69 2d ago

Dude even if i listen to them i just act like i agree cause they are like totally seduced to the idea and they want you to be act like them

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u/Hard_Skill666 2d ago

the gradual transformation from an excited friend into an ancient skeleton while sitting through a multipart voice note is too real

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u/SpaceResource69 2d ago

Yeah but they guy is in deep shit had a break up

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u/Ash_an_bun 2d ago

Then you can go out for a beer.

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u/SpaceResource69 2d ago

yeah he did i don't wanna you know get my head smashed in the morning

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u/hereforthesportsball 2d ago

? lol you can’t have a couple drinks and be okay

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u/SpaceResource69 2d ago

it starts will couple then goes to idk like wiskey then you are on shots then whole night is just like that

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u/Dr_Ingheimer 2d ago

Why are you being downvoted for not wanting to drink that’s silly

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u/Ash_an_bun 2d ago

The internet is weird like that.

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u/sithmaster0 2d ago

More so for admitting that he can't control himself because he gets lost in the heat of the moment. For some reason people on reddit exude so much "holier-than-thou" energy from others whenever someone brings up a weakness because they need to really emphasize to themselves that they aren't like that.

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u/Dr_Ingheimer 2d ago

If I have a friend who’s an alcoholic in recovery, I break up with my girlfriend, I’m not going to ask that friend to get a beer with me and then berate them when they say no because of their health.

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u/coltrainjones 2d ago

Alcoholism cured

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u/Rifa_Chief303 2d ago

getting a ten minute voice memo when a simple two word text would have done the job is an absolute crime against modern communication

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u/CarrieDelectable 2d ago

sending it thinking i sound like a charismatic podcaster, but it plays back like Grandpatis.

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u/SpaceResource69 2d ago

thinks like front tooth got bolted like spongbob

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u/ProjectSnowman 2d ago

“I’m over here strokin my shit I got lotion on my shit”

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u/shadowking432 2d ago

I don't mind voice notes if they are talking about something of substance, I have one friend however voice notes for fucking everything even one word answers. I just ignore those, ive told him enough times to type but he doesn't listen

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u/XSmooth84 2d ago

I feel personally attacked.

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u/SpaceResource69 2d ago

feels like a syllabus for exam you do wanna give

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u/PsychoSquid 2d ago

I read somewhere girlies send each other 20+ minute voice notes, "it's like a personal podcast."

Bro, just listen to a podcast.

I texted my group chat and said thanks for never doing that to me.