TL;DR:
Pretty sure LAPD "kissed off" an "ADW W/VEHICLE" report i'd tried to make.
Tried to follow up with their community outreach officers but no dice.
What now? Go to the news??
Some idiot was triggered that bikes can beat cars when it's bumper to bumper.
Threw a can at me and then "played chicken" with me with their pickup.
Got photos of vehicle and driver.
Called it in.
Waited +55 minutes for LAPD to show up.
Cops were chillin on their phones when they finally parked down the block.
Didn't even take or confirm my contact info.
Confirmed some of the details i'd told dispatch.
Said something about "it goes to traffic".
Gave me a business card with incident number.
Asked me to email them the photos.
Seemed oddly reluctant to write out their exact email on the card when asked to do so for clarity.
No reply since (it's been weeks).
eta: no reply from the community lead (slo) officers either when i tried to follow up
No reported incident shown on the crime stats page as of today, so prob no report taken in the end.