r/BenignExistence • • 6d ago

Every time I eat little ceasers pizza I feel like I should apologize to someone

Sorry

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u/Honest_Assist_6582 6d ago

that one meme: “little cesar’s taste so good when u ain’t got a bitch in your ear telling you it’s nasty”

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u/PhasmaFelis 6d ago

Only to yourself.

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u/LacrimalBone 6d ago

I laughed so hard I coughed, thank you for the apology.

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u/Chipring13 6d ago

Thank you. My friends don’t deserve me silly thoughts. I’m saving them for you only now

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u/HuuffingLavender 6d ago

It's hot and it's ready! Is it good? It's HOT and it's READY.

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u/allworkjack 6d ago

I like it some much but it hurts my stomach every single time

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u/Chipring13 6d ago

Going through this right now. Trying to be brave

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u/allworkjack 6d ago

Stay strong, from a fellow tummy ache survivor

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u/No_Intention_2464 6d ago

Yesss it's been years, every time I've eaten one it goes down like "omg this is spongey and greasy and good" then 40 minutes later, "what the fuck was I thinking?" 😂

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u/GhoulTimePersists 6d ago

Apologize to Little Caesar for casting aspersions on his product!

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u/Lovebeingqueazy 6d ago

I'm not angry. Just disappointed.

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u/MaryLMarx 6d ago

That hurts

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u/Gorski_Song 6d ago

Apology accepted

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u/Serious_Cake5575 6d ago

Nah they're deep dish is too good 😩

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u/Ill_Establishment406 5d ago

Never had it. But I got that feeling g after biting into a White Castle burger once

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u/Substantial-Stars 3d ago

u/chipring13 Never be sorry for eating Little Caesar’s. The founder paid for Rosa Parks’ apartment for the last 10 years of her life so she could live in a safer area of Detroit. 

https://www.cnn.com/2017/02/15/us/mike-ilitch-rosa-parks-trnd

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u/thewanderingsnowmann 6d ago

why??? live ur best life

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u/slinkslowdown Custodian Of The Mundane 1d ago

I don't like their pizza at all, but man I could fuck up multiple orders of Crazy Bread.

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u/BettyCrunker 1d ago

the Italian cheese bread is so good, Crazy Bread is good too, but the pizza…no.