we started doing stuff for fun near the end (mainly with using a different image for object kerfuffle)

This is unfortunately my mindset going into this season. While BFDIA getting to finish is really cool, there leaves this issue about the season that comes after it: We already focused on this cast.

We're about to get another, MINIMUM of 15 episodes primarily focusing on a bunch of contestants we already saw compete, have fun, and get tons of focus on in the previous season that ended 4 months ago. Is this not insane to anyone else? By the time contestants with minimal screentime like Naily or Bracelety are actually able to LEAVE the Tiny Loser Chamber, the season will probably be well over the halfway point, if it's not just "The last episode! Let's escape Yoylecity pals!"

The worst part is, in my opinion: The contestants who could actually benefit from having more screentime or lore implications in this season aren’t going to get nearly as much focus as they deserve. I know I’m pretty much just forecast hating, but by the time IDFB’s finale drops, we all already know that Book’s screentime is be double that of Bomby (who’s horrible secret from BFB 10 has never been brought up again) or Yellow Face (who’s delivery person in BFDIA 9 or even business practices in question we have no clue about)

I think the worst part about this is how they’re gonna have to allocate time to account for the mischaracterizations in later seasons. Pencil on Freesmart comes to mind.

I think that in order to properly distribute screentime to the contestants who need it JNJ would need to sideline characters like Golf Ball and Pencil… but this is literally the fucking Golf Ball and Freesmart season so this isn’t going to happen.

I know I’m doomposting but anyone else feel me on this?

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this ones gonna be a pun mostly which is why its first being shown off as a preview HERE.... book fans BEWARE!! ooooo...

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I created this article for one of the best characters in the show :3

Reasoning:

Black Hole (#1)

#1, Black Hole: If I need to explain, then go watch TPOT.

Rocky (#2)

#2, Rocky: It would be ridiculous to explain it all here, so press the link to go to Rocky: Pure Joke, Absolute Power, and Unlimited Potential, and find out for yourself.

Super Powerful (#3-#10)

#3, Dora: Insanely fast, ridiculously strong, lava-proof, durability through the roof, and has a incredibly powerful jaw.

#4, Lightning: Can fly and controls electricity, enough said.

#5, Robot Flower: Super fast and strong as well as being able to run in space to push the moon to Goiky.

#6, LIY: She flips her switch, you have no chance, although she has to flip it first, hence why she isn't in top 5.

#7, Teardrop: Silent but deadly, has a ton of abilities to help her travel, communicate, disguise, and fight, plus the fact that she is quite intelligent.

#8, Golf Ball: The smartest of the nerd balls and can literally break Flower's Announcer Crusher by it trying to squish her, which she is fine with physically (see BFDI 2 if you think I am lying).

#9, Tennis Ball: A bit more on the physical side then Golf Ball, but Golf Ball leads by having a slight edge in brain power.

#10, Needle: Super strong, super fast, super durable, and lava-proof. However, with people being able to bait her with saying Needy, that is why she places barely in the top 10.

Strong (#11-#26)

#11, Flower: Faster and stronger then Needle but lacks durability and has fear of bugs.

#12, Leafy: Durability is almost none being a leaf but is quite good with using knives and can summon Evil Leafy.

#13, Pen: Basically a weaker version of LIY's flipped switch when taking off the cap.

#14, Pin: From throwing a moon at Coiny while on the broken balance beam or being a menace as Mech Pin, yeah, self-explanatory, although isn't generally as powerful as everyone above her.

#15, Coiny: Clever, crafty, lava-proof, and has an arm that can throw twigs at a distance of 2,760 miles, meaning he has a crazy good throw, although that help more in baseball if anything.

#16, Puffball: Despite not having limbs, she can fly, is quite aggressive, and can change her size at will, so this works.

#17, Pillow: Quite agile and willing to fight until she dies, also insane if using a knife but is still capable of killing easily otherwise (Just Not should know from TPOT 9, as they were basically put in a horror film in that episode).

#18, Blocky: Has pulled countless pranks on everyone else, being extremely crafty as well as being strong and cunning if he can break Golf Ball and Tennis Ball in half and is sneaky enough to use the test answers for a test (despite it backfiring).

#19, Winner: Immune to lava and has quite the strong arm that not only helps him climb but is quite powerful as well.

#20, Spongy: Quite slow, yes, but extremely durable as he is able to tank cars and bugs like it's nothing despite it harming most other contestants.

#21, Snowball: Extremely strong (he is known for being the strong one) and has exceptional balance along with being shown to be capable of using 2's power even if it's slight.

#22, Grassy: Smaller then Snowball and not quite as strong, although he does know how to control Tree when he gets in his head (literally).

#23, Basketball: Not nearly as brainy as the other nerd balls but is quite smart in her own right, although breathable bubbles compared to a giant fish monster submarine is quite the difference.

#24, David: Can be extremely fast, although that is kind of it apart from saying "Aw, seriously?", counting the normal David and not the giant ones.

#25, Taco: We hear that she knows Taekwondo in the Pie vs. Pi episode, but given that we never see her actually do it in the series, we don't know how impressive that black belt is and thus I rank her here.

#26, Yellow Face: His ad dimension gives him whatever he desires, so what is he doing so low on the list? Well, as we know from TPOT 8, he can be cunning, but ultimately, he's an idiot, so the ad dimension is the only reason he is in this tier.

Average (#27-#54)

#27, Gelatin: Has forks, freeze juice, and anti-poison, although can be easily killed by being squished.

#28, Ruby: Incredibly strong but is prone to tripping and shattering as well as not being that bright because she didn't go to gem school.

#29, Stapy: Like Spongy, he is quite slow but is quite durable, although not nearly as durable as Spongy and can't squish people like he can as well as having weird times moving around having to hop with lack of legs, despite having only his first death in TPOT 25 by 1, which is quite impressive.

#30, Pencil: She ranks quite high as she has shown to be very capable of using 2's powers not only to go on a killing spree in TPOT 19 even taking out LIY, but also can drain 4 of his power as well as defeating him alongside the fact that she owns the Leafy Detector to cause Leafy to stop in her tracks for a while, but if she doesn't have these powers from 2, she is just an average contestant compared to Snowball.

#31, Firey: Can light things on fire and be extinguished, as well as being immune to any solid object passing through his body as he is a gas, so yeah.

#32, Fanny: Was not only able to escape being sucked up by Black Hole in his dream but also was able to take out the rogue Robot Flower, which for her spot in #5, that is incredibly impressive despite being an average contestant with no arms (at this point, we have a lot of average contestants that I ranked based on their feats given that they aren't that crazy otherwise).

#33, Bell: Despite technically being a flyer, people tend to climb her string a lot, which makes it hard for her to actually "fly", although she is made of metal so she gets some durability points as well as being slightly destructive when ramming into things.

#34, Fries: Has quite the amount of weapons as well as aggression alongside knowing how to use them together, even his own fries as swords or spears.

#35, Lollipop: Has a very durable head and has fork repellant that is also capable of repelling lava, although the not so durable stick might be Lollipop's downfall.

#36, Bracelety: Literally taken on 4 himself in the EXIT, and while he wasn't defeated or drained like with Pencil, the fact that she could even take her on to begin with is impressive (although you bait her with Ice Cube she is a sitting duck).

#37, Eraser: Has managed to rival Teardrop, although nothing impressive otherwise.

#38, Bomby: Quite strong, although more of a normal impressive strength compared to Snowball and Grassy. Yes, he can explode himself, but that also costs his own life, so yeah.

#39, Donut: Another strong member of the cast although not as strong and durable as Bomby.

#40, Tree: Taken on TV in the spider mech, although being able to be controlled by Grassy doesn't help.

#41, TV: Controlled the spider mech and can cause machines to self destruct, although someone else has to push it for him and his lack of arms isn't great.

#42, Barf Bag: Probably as average as a contestant can get when it comes to personality and character, although she is effected by different fluids in her body, from being stronger with water to being a mindless zombie with lava (okay that actually isn't great).

#43, Book: While changing a definition in her changes how the world works, this was used once, and it wasn't even by her but the chaotic Pillow, as well as also definitely not being durable (if you watch BFDIA 18, BFDIA 22, or TPOT 9, it becomes quite obvious).

#44, Saw: At this point, we reached the contestants that are completely average on power in every way possible, so durability is the main aspect here. And given that Saw is made of metal and is sharp, she leads this section of the average category.

#45, Naily: Like Saw, she is sharp and made of metal, but she is only lower due to lack of arms in comparison.

#46, Eggy: Whether you hate her or not, she has quite the solid egg shell and can be quite aggressive despite having no arms.

#47, Loser: Don't know how durable he is, but he has a fanbase (actually, I don't know if his fans love him or hate him at this point, but oh well) and that's it.

#48, Nickel: He is made of metal and is quite durable, and while he did control lightning in BFDIA 16, that was because he was shot with electricity and was on a bunch of balloons, and with it happening only once and it being so specific to use, it's hard to include.

#49, Remote: A remote control, so is slightly durable.

#50, Marker: Plastic compared to a remote. Plus, he is kind of like a kid. I didn't think so.

#51, Match: She is made of wood, making her extremely flammable, as well as never actually fighting (a bunch of Remotes fought 1 in TPOT 25 and Marker battled bugs alongside the rest of DEATH Pact Yet Again in TPOT 13) as far as I know of, but compared to the next two, she at least has arms.

#52, Gaty: Also made of wood with no arms, beating the next one only because of her being able to be magnetic with Saw.

#53, Clock: When he rings, he can't do anything until he stops ringing, as well as not being into fighting and such.

#54, Cloudy: He has no limbs and is a cloud, only being in this tier because he can fly.

Weak (#55-#65)

#55, 8-Ball: Durable but has no limbs, meaning he has to just roll around. Yikes.

#56, Roboty: Also durable and no limbs, but apart from teleporting to his waterfall, he is the slowest contestant by far.

#57, Firey Jr.: Rounding out the weak EXITor trio, he is by far the smallest contestant despite having the same traits as Firey otherwise, although given that he is smaller, it takes him longer to burn things.

#58, Ice Cube: Vulnerable to shattering and being burned, as well as having no arms.

#59, Woody: Terrified of tons of things and is very flammable along with being made of fragile basil wood.

#60, Pie: Very lazy, can self-destruct, and never does much.

#61, Bottle: Just like Ruby, she is prone to tripping and shattering, but given that she doesn't have any special abilities like flight, strength, or speed to make up for her terrible durability, yeah, not good. She is a good hider at least.

#62, Foldy: Made of paper, being extremely fragile, but is folded paper, making it slightly harder then the next one on the list.

#63, Price Tag: Even more fragile then Foldy for not being folded, and Pillow should know, as she has killed Price Tag multiple times.

#64, Cake: Like Gelatin, people can squish Cake easily, but unlike Gelatin, not only does she not have any abilities to save her, but she also doesn't arms and is also now tiny (I don't know if I should include that part but yeah).

#65, Balloony: Wow, while his friend Rocky is second strongest, Balloony himself is second weakest. This is because you can kill him in two ways, either by popping him (like a knife, a spiky contestant like Pin, Saw, and Naily, or blowing him up until he pops) or by cutting his string (which Blocky does as one of his pranks). Yes, he has been shown to use Rocky as a weapon, but given that Rocky is his own contestant instead of this being like a knife or something like that, this stuff comes from Rocky himself with no aid from Balloony apart from aim, so I won't count it. That said, this applies to our last placer as well, which should have been obvious from the start.

Bubble (#66)

#66, Bubble: You pop her with anything, from spikes, fingers, blasting, squishing, literally anything you can think of. And while she has been shown to use Ruby as a weapon, this is like Balloony with Rocky, as well as other scenarios like LIY using Match and 2 using Marker, so it won't count, making her the weakest contestant by far.

Conclusion

So what do you guys think of this list? It was hard for me to make as I had to account for a lot of things, and I am hoping I didn't miss anything super important. If I did, let me know in the comments, and also don't be toxic and mean just because your character isn't where you want it or another character got too high or too low. This is my opinion of what I can see in the show. Anyways, have a great day!

This is a sort of rant about how TV had so much potential but nothing was done with it.

What I mean is that there were multiple times where TV could've had a potential story line, like BFB 7, or TPOT 5, but they just completely fumble it snd TV doesn't do anything. And the gimmick of him using lines from previous episodes and also being sidelined multiple times, like in TPOT 15 and 16 didn't help either. (TPOT 15 is kind of excusable since he was the one showing the teams where the timeline anomalies were.) And by the time they gave him something interesting to do in TPOT 17, it was too late, as he got eliminated next episode. They had ample opportunities make a plot line with him, but they seemingly just throw it away right after.

Anyways thats my rant. I should say that I really like and wish he made it further, but it's still annoying seeing how he was handled. But what do yall think?

When the finale of a shorts-formatted spinoff to your main series is much better than the much-anticipated supposed epic finale of a three-part arc, it is just sad.

Thinking of another thought experiment dw

Meow

Based on: What If The First Challenge Decided Team Captains?