My wife: honey, dinners ready.

Me: (comes inside sweaty) - Nice! You bought bananas today! I need one for outside.

Confusion flourishing.

I should have it out in a day or two. Unsure of weight yet.

All right which one of you did this?

Coffee cup added for additional confusion

The pic really doesn't do the size justice, even the second pic makes them look smaller than they really are

Bananas as a unit of measurement for radiation

Amazon Link https://a.co/d/0dRrFTjm

This is my first time, hope I used the right banana, maybe should've put another banana for the scale of the banana...

Seriously I don’t want people to become confused.

We didn’t have real bananas.. so.

It got just over 9,200 pieces. 🍌

He weights only 260g, when he should be around 1kg. I found him on the street severely malnourished

No banana shown but I hope the mods keep this because it does fit the spirit of the sub.