r/AteTheOnion • u/Difficult_War1440 • 25d ago

Don’t know what hit them

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u/rab-byte 25d ago

I know it’s a joke but hear me out

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u/Please_ForgetMe 25d ago

Yeah tbh a Doom colab between them would go so hard

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u/socks 25d ago

Excellent - really 'on brand', as they say in the biz

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u/rabbitofrevelry 25d ago

Now I want TST collabs with restaurant chains

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u/AlabasterPelican 25d ago

I honestly want Starbucks to do this. They literally have a whole ass meltdown over some cup or slogan at Starbucks every year. I wish they would just lean into it.

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u/Joecamoe 25d ago

I always said coffee was the devil's drink.

In a good way

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u/ElephantRoi 25d ago

Hey, if it gets more people to boycott Starbucks…

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u/Taphouselimbo 25d ago

Thanks onion for reminding me of the red cup merry Christmas happy holidays bull shit culture war thing the magats will bellyache over for the next 3 months. But President pedo being in the Epstein child rape files they couldn’t care less.

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u/Necessary_Relation27 21d ago

Hope it comes with 5 candles and in-house space for the sacrifice. Otherwise I am going to five guys