r/AmazonWTF • u/I-Lankenstein • 1d ago
64" "elephant" balloon, only $42.80!
"Don't let soft balloons steal the moment"-- you need this easy to inflate, reusable, thick latex elephant balloon. Isn't it the spitting image of man's most memorious animal friend? It really brings this illustrious beast to full glory. The trunk is especially anatomically precise. But don't stop there! "Generic Company" also have several other not at all eyebrow raising styles, like "Giant, thick, long blue balloons" which come ~~ribbed for her pleasure~~ in a "unique spiral segmented shape." Don't forget to watch the manufacturers informative (and not at all confusing) video, in which a small Chinese man fully grinds and bounces atop the oversized balloon- presumably to illustrate how well it will hold up against the hours of rigorous use commonplace for the use of balloons. ** Definitely *not* for fucking **