r/Amazing • • 2d ago

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u/Hidden-Harmony 2d ago

Australians be like

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u/Sorry-Newspaper-3804 2d ago

An Australian would just pick up the spider and put it outside

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u/captainbluebear25 2d ago

As an Australian, I give it a name and let it hang out, let it deal with the flies and mozzies for me.

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u/Gimetulkathmir 1d ago

...as an American, why is the spider eating your mozzarella sticks?

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u/Terrible_Reporter_83 1d ago

As a Finnish I would teach it to drink coffee and eat liquorice.

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u/captainbluebear25 1d ago

Mozzie is a contraction of mosquito.

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u/CyberrPhantom 1d ago

Didn't realise mosquitoes have contractions while giving birth

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u/captainbluebear25 1d ago

You're absolutely right, I think the correct word for this was abbreviation rather than contraction, thank you for pointing out my incorrect linguistic terminology.

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u/CyberrPhantom 1d ago

Not you mate, I just had a baby 2 months ago and that word is still very clear in my head 🤣

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u/Dolomitexp 1d ago

Not while bug spray exists. I'll handle my own pests.

https://giphy.com/gifs/msFzyFNGb3tio

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u/_-Dinosaurus-_ 1d ago

Pesticides are bad for every part of the food chain, including yourself

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u/Dolomitexp 1d ago

I don't use raid

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u/Happy-For-No-Reason 2d ago

throw into the house spiders web and let them have a free meal

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u/Hidden-Harmony 2d ago

Valid point.

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u/Lower_Group_1171 1d ago

It’s why the closest I’ll ever get to Australia is a fucking Outback Steakhouse, and I don’t even go to those

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u/Successful_Theory373 2d ago

How is this amazing, damn....

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u/VoltronsWangLol 1d ago

Yeah, this was my tipping point, I’m out of here lol these posts do not amaze

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u/Successful_Theory373 1d ago

Then we have posters defending this AI slop.

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u/msviktor 2d ago

Cos it's a goliath tarantula, the largest spiders in the world. I think they are amazing :3

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u/Successful_Theory373 2d ago

Especially the ones with 9 legs, like this one?

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u/msviktor 1d ago

Could be a male tarantula with an asymmetric pedipalps ;)

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u/Successful_Theory373 1d ago

Lol. That's what you're going with?

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u/msviktor 1d ago

Well that's the most logical explanation. It's not like we live in an age where computers can generate lifelike although not perfect media for entertainment content. That would be silly. Also I feel like I should keep using the /s tag more often as plain sarcasms just doesn't seems to hit the mark.

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u/Successful_Theory373 1d ago

I mean, I asked why it was amazing....you replied with how it was a Goliath tarantula.

But it's not. It's AI slop.

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u/LitteringIsBad 1d ago

napassploy, and yes she does.

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u/MrOPeace 1d ago

Ty for your wisdom my good sage

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u/In_a_Fantasy 2d ago

Its certainly funny but I wouldn't necessarily call it amazing.

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u/Thanura_Malinga 2d ago

I don't get it

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u/Japanesewillow 2d ago

I don’t see how this is amazing.

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u/Shot-Ad-5898 2d ago

That exactly what i was thinking lol

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Shot-Ad-5898 2d ago

Calm down dude it ain't that serious sounds like you're the one who needs to "lighten the fuck up yo" 😂

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u/vansantjr 2d ago

But I don’t wanna

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/hey_im_cool 1d ago

Maybe don’t tell others to lighten up

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u/Successful_Theory373 2d ago

I don't want to kick rocks

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Successful_Theory373 2d ago

Prob should have more willpower and not delete comments after you make em, then.

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u/vansantjr 2d ago

You’re more astute than is reasonable lmao

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u/Temporary_View_3303 2d ago

But I don’t get it.

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u/dennison 1d ago

TV shows tarantula documentary which turns out to be a real tarantula stuck on the TV

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u/RoodnyInc 2d ago

It's real spider

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u/PooInTheStreet 2d ago

it’s simple you post slob wait and post your onlyfans link

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Thanura_Malinga 2d ago

Oh, shit..

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u/GeraintLlanfrechfa 2d ago

Arachnids typically have 8 legs.

This one has 9.

Slop or mutation?

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u/Horror-Customer4835 1d ago

Also, at the end the skeleton somehow has the tattoos 🤔

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u/Zanven1 1d ago

I feel like that could just be good attention to detail making the prop but the 9 legged spider def makes me think slop

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u/KyleIsGodVegas 2d ago

Camera be making some weird stuff

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u/ASomthnSomthn 1d ago

Not Amazing.

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u/No-Address2886 1d ago

Who is this angle?

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u/Thumbs-Up-Centurion 1d ago

Might be the wrong subreddit but this is a really damn good bit.

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u/LuridIryx 2d ago

This is hilarious

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u/metatronscube6 2d ago

Bruh. Who is this tattooed beauty?

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u/Decaxyz 1d ago

Kkkkkkkkk

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u/A-Good-Weather-Man 1d ago

My wife would be like “awww you are soo adorable. What’s your name?”

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u/Limp_Marionberry_24 1d ago

it's cheesy.. For those throwing shade it's apparently a real spider, but she didn't take it serious, or didn't care, pay attention. apparently it attacks her at some point and she's dead.. Not awesomely done. True She a cutie tho.. That's why it works

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u/_-Dinosaurus-_ 1d ago

Yeah it’s definitely AI :/ the words on the shirt change, the spider has 9 legs, the pillow changes sizes and the bones have tattoos

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u/Inevitable_Round5830 1d ago

I'm cracking tf up at the ad I got in the middle of this post! I guess being a skeleton is about as dry as you can get!! 😂😂😂

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u/Chemical_Low2547 15h ago

Weer een gewone dag in Australië

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u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 2d ago

She is ironically missing a spider tattoo.

The televised meal of veggies and a pan fried steak is symbolic of her yearning for more methionine in her diet. The eight legs of the spider represent the eight other amino acids that the body cannot synthesize. She exhibits clinical worrydom.

This worry generates oxidative stress and begins an irreversible senescence event that destroys all non-osteo cells in her body.

She dies and the her brittle tattooed skin becomes tiny blue butterflies that fly away and reduce her to a mere skeletal form.

The butterflies link their haustelli and then all reverse metamorphosize to revert back into one giant caterpillar that spins a new cocoon.

In 9 days a giant spider named Kami hatches from the cocoon. It is fanged but instead of venom, it ironically (for the girl) injects bioavailable methionine into its victims.

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u/BlunderedPotential 1d ago

Downvoting The Truth is unfortunate, but expected.

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u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 1d ago

Such is our dilemma and curse.
Thank you for understanding.

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u/atomic_ring 2d ago

The horror. The motherfracking horror.

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u/Longjumping_Walk_992 2d ago

Im not saying this flippantly. When I saw her I had a physical reaction. Everyone I’ve ever known with tattoos like that were a #&@% emotional disaster. I’m talking mental illness like borderline personality disorder or any asundry of personality disorders… you pick.

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u/anametouseonreddit 2d ago

Umm... ok bro?