👂👁️Ⓜ️θ😭🤡!

shitty face tracking but you get the point

they ate eustace up and then went on like nothing happened 😭😭 bruh google ai you killed him you cant just continue on to "Would you like to compare their backstories?" bro hes on the floor he flatlined bro

in any case yes kay would have a FIELD DAY with eustace... like they wont even be able to identify him he'll be mauled so bad

I-i mean... he said this in 2024... s-so surely aa7 is gonna be announced soon...???

LET ME INHALE THE COPIUM I DONT CARE ACE ATTORNEY IS LIFE

I always had the question in mind, how did bonnie blue managed to have sx with so many men, just then the answer was revealed to me in a dream, ace attorney spirit of justice was in it and in it there was a character called "bonny", also shes a bunny like character and what are bunnys good at? Having a lot of s*x, coincidence? I think not, it was revealed that bonny had a twin sister whom she can swap places with freely, which can only mean one thing, during the intercourse with the men there must have been a break, during which bonnie blues sister, freddie red, swapped places with, also another evidence that she has a secret is a picture of her shushing us which can only mean she has something to hide, now that all makes sense to me, anyone who thinks otherwise is wrong

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ugh, I really hoped yesterday's parody was the last one I would make...but nope, Capcom hates us all.

Today marks the 25th anniversary of Ace Attorney

i mean sure, it is partly true, but partly

As of today, October 12th, 2026, Ace Attorney is 25. 25 years of saying "OBJECTION!" in a funny way that people remember. XD