r/CHICubs • I am a robot • Apr 21 '22

GDT: 4/21 Pirates (5-7) @ Cubs (6-6) 6:40 PM

Pirates (5-7) @ Cubs (6-6)

First Pitch: 6:40 PM at Wrigley Field

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Pirates Bryse Wilson (0-0, 5.40 ERA) ATTP KDKA
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Line Score - Game Over

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E
PIT 0 0 2 0 2 0 0 0 0 4 9 1
CHC 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 4 1

Box Score

CHC AB R H RBI BB SO BA
RF Ortega 4 1 1 0 0 2 .185
DH Suzuki 4 0 0 1 0 3 .343
C Contreras, Wn 3 1 1 0 1 1 .237
LF Happ, I 2 0 0 0 2 1 .316
1B Schwindel 3 0 0 1 1 1 .245
3B Villar 3 0 0 1 0 0 .355
CF Heyward 4 0 0 0 0 3 .250
3B Wisdom 2 1 1 0 0 1 .263
2B Madrigal 1 0 0 0 1 0 .231
SS Hoerner 3 0 1 0 0 0 .225
CHC IP H R ER BB SO P-S ERA
Leiter Jr. 4.0 3 2 2 2 3 72-44 11.05
Roberts 0.2 2 2 2 2 2 30-18 5.40
Effross 0.1 0 0 0 0 0 3-1 4.50
Martin 1.0 1 0 0 0 3 15-12 5.79
Wick 1.0 1 0 0 1 1 15-9 1.93
Givens 1.0 2 0 0 0 1 19-11 1.69
Robertson, D 1.0 0 0 0 1 2 22-11 0.00
PIT AB R H RBI BB SO BA
DH Vogelbach 4 2 1 2 1 2 .316
CF Reynolds, B 4 0 1 0 1 2 .229
3B Hayes 2 0 1 0 3 0 .333
1B Tsutsugo 5 0 1 2 0 1 .195
2B Chavis 4 0 0 0 0 0 .423
LF Gamel 4 0 3 0 0 0 .243
RF Tucker 4 0 0 0 0 2 .158
RF Marisnick 0 0 0 0 0 0 .238
C Pérez, R 3 1 1 0 1 2 .200
SS Park 3 1 1 0 0 2 .214
SS Newman 1 0 0 0 0 1 .200
PIT IP H R ER BB SO P-S ERA
Wilson, Bry 3.0 3 3 3 4 2 60-35 6.35
Crowe 2.1 1 0 0 0 5 45-29 0.00
Peters 0.2 0 0 0 0 1 7-6 0.00
Hembree 0.2 0 0 0 1 1 17-8 1.69
Bednar 1.1 0 0 0 0 2 15-11 0.00
Stratton 1.0 0 0 0 0 1 11-8 4.15

Scoring Plays

Inning Event Score
B1 Frank Schwindel walks. Rafael Ortega scores. Willson Contreras to 3rd. Ian Happ to 2nd. 1-0
B1 Jonathan Villar out on a sacrifice fly to left fielder Ben Gamel. Willson Contreras scores. 2-0
B2 Seiya Suzuki grounds out softly, third baseman Ke'Bryan Hayes to first baseman Yoshi Tsutsugo. Patrick Wisdom scores. Nico Hoerner to 2nd. 3-0
T3 Daniel Vogelbach homers (3) on a fly ball to center field. Roberto Perez scores. 3-2
T5 Yoshi Tsutsugo doubles (1) on a line drive to left fielder Ian Happ. Hoy Park scores. Daniel Vogelbach scores. Ke'Bryan Hayes to 3rd. 3-4

Highlights

Description Length Video
Frank Schwindel's RBI walk in the 1st inning 0:15 Video
Jonathan Villar's sac fly in the bottom of the 1st 0:52 Video
Bryse Wilson In play, out(s) to Jason Heyward 0:11 Video
Seiya Suzuki's RBI groundout in the 2nd inning 0:24 Video
Daniel Vogelbach's 2-run homer in the 3rd inning 0:40 Video
Yoshi Tsutsugo's 2-run RBI double in the 5th inning 0:47 Video
Mark Leiter Jr. K's Cole Tucker in the 4th inning 0:12 Video
Bryse Wilson K's Seiya Suzuki in the 1st inning 0:31 Video
Kevin Newman called out on strikes. 0:10 Video
Bryan Reynolds chops a triple into left in the 7th 0:59 Video

Decisions

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Save
Crowe (1-0, 0.00) Roberts (0-1, 5.40) Stratton (1, 4.15)

Game ended at 10:16 PM.

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u/ipsboi Pittsburgh Pirates Apr 22 '22

Our Sub is dead I’m joining in on this game thread

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u/Penguinkeith Gullizzy Apr 22 '22

Welcome me hearty

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

GDTs are more fun when active, can vouch.

I am not sure how a visiting team fan will mix in, but what the hell.

Cheers!

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u/chichris Apr 22 '22

Sup man!

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u/Gyro88 SUUUUUUUUUPER SLAM Apr 22 '22

Ahoy

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u/ubernostrum Harry Apr 22 '22

Just once I’d like to see Ross pull the obviously-struggling reliever before the lead gets blown. Is that too much to ask?

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

I’m trying out some new heckles for the next game I go to. Let me know if you guys have anything to add.

“Hey pitcher, your skills are not sufficient to play baseball competitively at the major league level! Perhaps you should take up another occupation, such as knitting or baking! I say this because you are feminine, which there is nothing wrong with because outdated gender roles no longer apply, however my original point about your insufficient skill set still stands. Take that! Ha!

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u/Jokerzrival Derrek Lee Apr 21 '22

Whatever that kid said to that pitcher in the junior college game that got him tackled

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u/RyFromTheChi Chicago Cubs Apr 21 '22

The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine.

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u/elgenie Go Cubs Go Apr 22 '22

Happ grinding out from an 0-2 hole put this pitcher on tilt

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u/SenseiCAY The Professor Apr 22 '22

So /u/Jdhill1188 gave me a stupid idea in the discussion thread on 4/20 to create a website like diddukewin.com or similar, except to display if Seiya Suzuki got a hit. Here it is:

http://seiya-hit.herokuapp.com

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u/Gyro88 SUUUUUUUUUPER SLAM Apr 22 '22

FUCK ADS BETWEEN PITCHES

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u/steveofthejungle SLC's biggest Cubs fan Apr 21 '22

Let’s start the Gofundme to get Suzuki to meet Mike Trout and hug him

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u/butters_fruit_bowl Karl Apr 21 '22

I'm thinking Seiya goes yard tonight, who's with me?

Go Cubs! 🍻

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u/mt77932 Chicago Cubs Apr 22 '22

Got that run in!

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

That’s like $200 worth of food right there

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

They got a fucking catching fairy out in right

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u/ipsboi Pittsburgh Pirates Apr 22 '22

That’s What happens when you put a Shortstop in RF with not outfield experience

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u/Interrobangersnmash Go Cubbies! Apr 22 '22

Why did Roberts not simply do the thing that Effross did

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u/Penguinkeith Gullizzy Apr 22 '22

Why does vogelbach the largest pirate not simply eat the others

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u/IONTOP Eddie Butler fan :( Goodbye Eddie Apr 22 '22

Did he just say "Chris Martin up hallucinating in the bullpen"?

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u/sandrakarr Peanut Gallery Apr 22 '22

...whatever it takes?

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u/IONTOP Eddie Butler fan :( Goodbye Eddie Apr 22 '22

Doc Ellis reference on the day after 4/20?

I'll take it

SHIT... I forgot Doc Ellis was a Pirate... My bad.

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u/1005thArmbar I DON'T GIVE A H*CK ABOUT A BAD REPUTATION Apr 21 '22

predictions: Cubs win 7-3

each side has two homeruns, but both of the Pirates' come from Vogelbach

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

There was nothing Seiya could've done with that pitch. Just gotta tip your cap.

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u/1005thArmbar I DON'T GIVE A H*CK ABOUT A BAD REPUTATION Apr 22 '22

throw strikes you coward. you colin cowherd. let us hit a slam

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u/Interrobangersnmash Go Cubbies! Apr 22 '22

Bases are loaded and so am I

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u/Interrobangersnmash Go Cubbies! Apr 22 '22

Actually I'm not loaded, I'm stoned. (Loaded implies drunkenness as far as I know)

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Plate discipline is a beautiful thing. Well done, Ian

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u/1005thArmbar I DON'T GIVE A H*CK ABOUT A BAD REPUTATION Apr 22 '22

we're going to eat the entire pirates bullpen tonight

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

JHey is hitting .300? Doesn't feel like it

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

That works

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Productive

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u/mt77932 Chicago Cubs Apr 22 '22

It's ok. We can get those back.

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u/Gyro88 SUUUUUUUUUPER SLAM Apr 22 '22

FUCK ADS BETWEEN PITCHES

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u/vijendrsingh22 Nico Apr 22 '22

Their fat guy > our fat guy

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u/Gyro88 SUUUUUUUUUPER SLAM Apr 22 '22

Harlem Shake really?

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u/ZaneyGamerr Hoerny for Nico Apr 22 '22

you can tell this guy is not an outfielder with the way he is catching these lol

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u/Joelsaurus Grandad Apr 22 '22

Who throws a shoe? Honestly.

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u/howmanymoreletters Bunting Hate Club President Apr 22 '22

how many 3-0 leads have we blown this year. like five?

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u/DiehardSumoFan Super Seiya Apr 22 '22

Pitch was so bad his own coaches thought he was hurt lmao

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u/IONTOP Eddie Butler fan :( Goodbye Eddie Apr 22 '22

I'm sorry...

That made me gutteral laugh. "Sounds like something you'd buy on the street"

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u/zombielumpy Yogi Apr 22 '22

Sad seiya noises

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u/wtfsoda Dex! Apr 22 '22

Dad showing his boy how to grip a baseball from the foul ball they got.

Just beautiful, man.

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u/butters_fruit_bowl Karl Apr 21 '22

Leiter on pace for six perfect innings before the 2022 pitch count monster gets him pulled

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

My read on Rossy is that he's an old-school guy who understands the traditions of the game. I doubt he'd pull a Roberts, if it comes to that.

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u/elgenie Go Cubs Go Apr 21 '22

The Cubs have considerably less invested in Leiter’s continued health and future than the Dodgers do in Kershaw’s

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u/1005thArmbar I DON'T GIVE A H*CK ABOUT A BAD REPUTATION Apr 21 '22

I was not expecting that strike 3 to Suzuki to go back over the plate. Insane movement

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u/1005thArmbar I DON'T GIVE A H*CK ABOUT A BAD REPUTATION Apr 22 '22

bases loaded for Frank The Swindler, h*ck yeah

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u/Dizzy-Spinda Apr 22 '22

Never would have guessed Suzuki made the out. Maybe it's his fall off time. It was fun while it lasted.... /S

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u/timebomb13 Horny for Hoerner (IT IS HIS YEAR) Apr 22 '22

Ahhhhh yes. The JHey effect.

I love the man but fucks sake

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u/KnickedUp Apr 22 '22

He is great at pounding the ball straight down

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

I find it more enjoyable when we play well and far less enjoyable — perhaps even unenjoyable — when we do not play well.

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u/sandrakarr Peanut Gallery Apr 22 '22

huh. when Wilson has control he's got decent shit.

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u/Chef_Brokentoe It might be, it could be... Apr 22 '22

Just get that runner in, Seiya. Anything else is gravy.

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u/chichris Apr 22 '22

Got the run in!

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u/mighty__orbot Pat Apr 22 '22

Wilson spent so much time studying how to get Suzuki out, he forgot about the other eight batters.

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u/jso__ Apr 22 '22

"Suzuki's their only hitter, right?"

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u/nongzhigao Nico Apr 22 '22

The cameraman almost showed the fan throwing the home run ball back.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Unrelated comment: Wade Miley had his second bullpen on Tuesday and is throwing another one tomorrow. Source

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u/vijendrsingh22 Nico Apr 22 '22

Ass saving DP

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u/Gyro88 SUUUUUUUUUPER SLAM Apr 22 '22

Usually DP doesn't save the ass per se

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u/ipsboi Pittsburgh Pirates Apr 22 '22

Some of Yinz should come out to Pittsburgh this season for a ballgame. We need to fill seats.( Seriously we have like 25% capacity every game, not enough people for such a beautiful ballpark)

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u/Interrobangersnmash Go Cubbies! Apr 22 '22

Go Marlins

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Even this early in the season, it is nice to see STL getting beaten

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u/Gyro88 SUUUUUUUUUPER SLAM Apr 22 '22

Lord of the Rings on the organ 🤔

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u/farmtownsuit Sheriff Nico Apr 22 '22

I've never heard my hometown be mentioned this much. Go Toms River!

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u/Penguinkeith Gullizzy Apr 22 '22

Wings look tasty ..mmmm

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u/archy319 It’s got a chaaaaaance ⚾️ Apr 22 '22

I would love to see an announcer just be like "eff it" and leave in the middle of an inning to go get food.

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u/Gyro88 SUUUUUUUUUPER SLAM Apr 22 '22

Thompson Ian Nicholas

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u/b3_yourself The Professor Apr 22 '22

How do you lose a shoe?

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u/chicagotrees420017 Chicago Cubs Apr 22 '22

What happened in the OF?

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u/JSleazy1572 Chicago Cubs Apr 22 '22

I'm on the complete opposite side of the stadium, but there was a full WWF brawl from the top of the left field bleachers to the bottom row.

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u/JSleazy1572 Chicago Cubs Apr 22 '22

I swear to God, if that fight was because of the snake cups...

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u/neonxmoose99 Cyle Hendricks Apr 22 '22

Cup snake forming in left center field

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u/butters_fruit_bowl Karl Apr 22 '22

Still processing that triple over here...

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u/Gyro88 SUUUUUUUUUPER SLAM Apr 22 '22

Juuuuuuuuust a bit outside

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u/SlowMotionTurtles Apr 22 '22

Somehow I always think Heyward is about to turn the corner

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u/UnfortunatelyLawless Unapologetic Woo Girl Apr 22 '22

Watching this game with my mom and mentioned you guys and she said “oh you still have your internet friends. Tell them I say hi!”

So to the OGs who remember my mom stories, she says hello!

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

Currently pregaming at Begyle Brewing. Walking over to the ballpark in a minute.

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u/steveofthejungle SLC's biggest Cubs fan Apr 21 '22

Recently learned an amazingly easy way to clean your baseball hats, so I went through and counted every hat in my collection. How many baseball hats do I own? 36.

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u/vijendrsingh22 Nico Apr 21 '22

What is the amazingly easy way? Been looking myself

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u/steveofthejungle SLC's biggest Cubs fan Apr 21 '22

Go to Amazon or a brewing supply store and buy some of this stuff. Fill up your sink or a bucket with hot water, throw in a few hats, and a few tablespoons of the powder then let them soak overnight. The water gets absolutely disgusting but the dirt comes off. Rinse them off afterwards and they’re almost as good as new!

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u/Golfpro323 Kimbrel Apr 21 '22

I need no more evidence, no hitter on the way. And before you say it’s unlucky to say it this early, I am not an announcer, therefore it does not count

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u/steveofthejungle SLC's biggest Cubs fan Apr 21 '22

Drink of the game: Barrel Reserve Gin from Beehive Distilling in SLC on the rocks

Only have a bit of liquor and nothing to mix it with and no beer (or more liquor) until I can convince a friend to deliver it to me while I’m in quarantine

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u/mt77932 Chicago Cubs Apr 21 '22

Today has been a great day. I got out of work early, my half cent arrived in the mail, and I grilled brats since it's so beautiful outside. I hope this trend continues and we can watch the Cubs kick ass.

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u/elgenie Go Cubs Go Apr 21 '22

Willy nearly managed to maim two guys with one foul ball swing.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

The Pittsburgh native, Ian Happ.

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u/elgenie Go Cubs Go Apr 21 '22

With 3-2, man on first, and Willy at the plate, do you start the runner with the pitch and get a K-and-throw double play, or risk the GIDP instead?

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u/Interrobangersnmash Go Cubbies! Apr 22 '22

Hahahahahahah yessssssss that's the funniest way to score a run

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u/steveofthejungle SLC's biggest Cubs fan Apr 22 '22

Well, second funniest after Javy’s weird stealing home thing last year

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u/Chef_Brokentoe It might be, it could be... Apr 22 '22

Nice patient ABs.

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u/timebomb13 Horny for Hoerner (IT IS HIS YEAR) Apr 22 '22

These patient ABs man. It’s a beautiful thing

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u/elgenie Go Cubs Go Apr 22 '22

Dude’s thrown an 0-0 strike only to Happ (and now Heyward)

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u/Gyro88 SUUUUUUUUUPER SLAM Apr 22 '22

I tune in and immediate between-pitch ad.

FUCK ADS BETWEEN PITCHES

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u/MisterxRager Apr 22 '22

That right where I belong Kermit bullshit plays in my nightmares.

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u/Perico1979 Apr 22 '22

Wisdom is good. Also a baseball god.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Seiya grand slam?

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u/cocoatractor Chicago Cubs Apr 22 '22

Is it just me or does this offense just feel sustainable? I really enjoy it

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Same. Contact tends to be much less volatile than power

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u/steveofthejungle SLC's biggest Cubs fan Apr 22 '22

Which would you rather see: Suzuki getting to hug Mike Trout or you getting to hug Suzuki?

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u/ididntknowididntknow Ron Santo Apr 22 '22

i was at the game yesterday and suzuki looked at me first thing i did was call my mom

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u/TranceScape Night Games>Day Games Apr 22 '22

Hayes at 9m a year is dirt cheap

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u/ipsboi Pittsburgh Pirates Apr 22 '22

Yet it’s still the biggest contract in Pirates history lmao

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u/Penguinkeith Gullizzy Apr 22 '22

How the fuck does such a historic team have such a low salary cap

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Knew that was gone

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u/TranceScape Night Games>Day Games Apr 22 '22

Fat motherfucker

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u/Gyro88 SUUUUUUUUUPER SLAM Apr 22 '22

Fucking waddling keg of a man

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

That's your big boy

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u/Yetis22 Apr 22 '22

Will a pitcher ever pitch past the 5th for us with a quality start again?

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u/sandrakarr Peanut Gallery Apr 22 '22

Will the dude that threw it back get in trouble for it? Heard some places don't like that anymore

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u/Penguinkeith Gullizzy Apr 22 '22

Fucks sake can any of our starters get through 3 innings without imploding

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u/ZaneyGamerr Hoerny for Nico Apr 22 '22

Well, we knew this bum was gonna give up some runs, so glad the offense is goin tonight.

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u/farmtownsuit Sheriff Nico Apr 22 '22

I appreciate the clarification that the New Jersey Institute of Technology is not a baseball powerhouse

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Get this Brian Matusz Dallas Beeler Robert Stock reincarnated bum out of my face forever.

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u/Interrobangersnmash Go Cubbies! Apr 22 '22

Where's Alec Mills? Is he injured? Not a Cub anymore?

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u/farmtownsuit Sheriff Nico Apr 22 '22

They really teased us with that camera angle

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u/mattbuilthomes It’s got a chaaaaaance ⚾️ Apr 22 '22

That was very misleading.

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u/chichris Apr 22 '22

Man, thought that shit was gone!

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u/lostboykoda Apr 22 '22

damn i thought that was long gone

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u/chrisGNR Chicago Dubs Apr 22 '22

SPOILER ALERT: GROUNDBALL, RIGHT SIDE.

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u/relativelyfunkadelic I Want My RizzTV Apr 22 '22

she called him Thompson

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u/Gyro88 SUUUUUUUUUPER SLAM Apr 22 '22

Why is Roberts' lip constantly bleeding? This is like the third game I've seen it in

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Intimidation

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u/Gyro88 SUUUUUUUUUPER SLAM Apr 22 '22

What the fuck blue

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u/ZaneyGamerr Hoerny for Nico Apr 22 '22

cant wait to see the umpscorecard of this guy lol, he's been terrible for both sides

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u/Zachary_O Apr 22 '22

I love that our organist played a Bach piece when Vogelbach came to the plate lol

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u/Picklewithmysandwich Chicago Cubs Apr 22 '22

Weird Al's I'm fat would work as well

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u/steveofthejungle SLC's biggest Cubs fan Apr 22 '22

I love that he played We Don’t Talk About Bruno when Madrigal was up a few days ago

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u/steveofthejungle SLC's biggest Cubs fan Apr 22 '22

Oops I’m kind of drunk which means I wanna play this game but also play Disney songs on my keyboard

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u/mt77932 Chicago Cubs Apr 22 '22

Cardinals have lost

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u/Gyro88 SUUUUUUUUUPER SLAM Apr 22 '22

"'Course, I'm tempted to do a lot of dumb stuff." -Jim DeShaies, self-aware impulsive fool

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u/Penguinkeith Gullizzy Apr 22 '22

Lol Ross you idiot

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u/ZaneyGamerr Hoerny for Nico Apr 22 '22

is ross that braindead? its obvious the runner was distracting roberts so why keep the shift on

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u/Akhilees Apr 22 '22

really don't want to lose to the pirates

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u/mt77932 Chicago Cubs Apr 22 '22

All's not lost yet. Let's get out of this inning and get that run back.

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u/Penguinkeith Gullizzy Apr 22 '22

Lmao boog looks simultaneously pissed and confused

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u/Gyro88 SUUUUUUUUUPER SLAM Apr 22 '22

Ah yes, Cubs great Cameron Maybin

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u/cirppy The Professor Apr 22 '22

Before this game, Chris Martin had 66 pitches and only 4 of them were splitter. Today, his splitter was nasty. Hope he throws it more every game.

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u/jciesz7 Apr 22 '22

Lmao Heyward should pay the cubs at this point to play

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u/Gravity_Axe Apr 22 '22

Really weird to see him just blowing by 2nd base like that with the ball coming in! Smart play tbh

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u/Gyro88 SUUUUUUUUUPER SLAM Apr 22 '22

castrowhew.gif

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u/DavidBenAkiva Chicago Cubs Apr 22 '22

Could be a momentum-changing DP after that soft triple

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

dudes being shown on a massive screen and still needs to film himself with his phone...

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u/Picklewithmysandwich Chicago Cubs Apr 22 '22

Jussst a bit outside

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

cocaine.

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u/butters_fruit_bowl Karl Apr 22 '22

That is very drug dealish, even the pics work with the rosins in bags haha

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u/steveofthejungle SLC's biggest Cubs fan Apr 22 '22

This story just has me thinking about Nick and Seiya naked 🥵

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u/A_Lacuna Yu Apr 22 '22

Get Ben Gamel out of the NL Central

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

i see you guys. whoever you are.

edit: with the pointing and sweet karate moves.

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u/butters_fruit_bowl Karl Apr 22 '22

Obviously Ross should pinch hit him in a meaningless game -- position player pitching vs pitcher batting, right?

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u/cubswinagain Chicago Cubs Apr 22 '22

I have a hard time believing Heyward could even punch his weight offensively at AA anymore

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u/steveofthejungle SLC's biggest Cubs fan Apr 22 '22

I love baseball

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u/CandidBasil413 Coo-Coo Coomer Apr 22 '22

Can there just be an intentional out when Heyward bats? Like they just point to the dugout to save time and he walks back.

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u/malepitt Apr 21 '22

It occurred to me today that I have not been traumatized after a dozen games with a DH in the lineup. What happened to all my former outrage at the very notion?

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u/mattbuilthomes It’s got a chaaaaaance ⚾️ Apr 21 '22

Hard to notice once things get started. I do notice that I lose track pretty easily of where we are in the lineup though. For some reason knowing that pitcher spot was coming up kept me paying closer attention.

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u/kittysaurus_rex Apr 22 '22

For a second when Zach said Suzuki was DHing I thought “huh where are the Cubs playing at tonight” IT’S WEIRD OKAY

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u/1005thArmbar I DON'T GIVE A H*CK ABOUT A BAD REPUTATION Apr 22 '22

James, my good fella, the home plate umpire has not been "good" and you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to him"

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u/vijendrsingh22 Nico Apr 22 '22

Baez would have swung on that hit a dinger

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u/1005thArmbar I DON'T GIVE A H*CK ABOUT A BAD REPUTATION Apr 21 '22

how dare you jonathan i would love to dance with taylor mcgregor

preferably formal ballroom dancing, the lambada or just get silly with it and go square dancing

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u/jso__ Apr 21 '22

Can someone please tell me why contreras is still batting third behind seiya?

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u/elgenie Go Cubs Go Apr 21 '22

Vogelbach had more to do with the 2016 world series with than like 25-26 of the Cubs on the current active roster

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

Good start

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u/farmtownsuit Sheriff Nico Apr 21 '22

The Sirius XM commercials on MLB.TV are genuinely the worst

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u/elgenie Go Cubs Go Apr 21 '22

IDK about Wisdom hitting 8th. Seems a bit low.

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u/Interrobangersnmash Go Cubbies! Apr 21 '22

Isn't Cole Tucker dating Vanessa Hudgens? Man, good for him

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u/steveofthejungle SLC's biggest Cubs fan Apr 21 '22

I think there was some tweet from when he was like 14 saying Vanessa Hudgens was his dream woman, and now his dream has come true

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

RIP Woody

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u/steveofthejungle SLC's biggest Cubs fan Apr 21 '22

Splintered that bat

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u/mt77932 Chicago Cubs Apr 22 '22

Wilson seems to be wild tonight.

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u/butters_fruit_bowl Karl Apr 22 '22

lol, I'll take it!

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u/1005thArmbar I DON'T GIVE A H*CK ABOUT A BAD REPUTATION Apr 22 '22

that's better than good: it's good enough

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u/TranceScape Night Games>Day Games Apr 22 '22

Fuck Marquee and FUCK in game ads

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u/kneejerkcubsfan Wisdong Apr 22 '22

The Cu🅱️s will win the World Series after a walkoff by Jason Baeward

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Way to hold him, Ian. Perfectly played.

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u/Gyro88 SUUUUUUUUUPER SLAM Apr 22 '22

Nice job Ian

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u/amatom27 Apr 22 '22

GET FOUL

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u/TallAmericano dripping with sarcasm Apr 22 '22

"Get foul" guy, you're one of us.

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u/steveofthejungle SLC's biggest Cubs fan Apr 22 '22

Until I saw Patrick Wisdom I’d never been jealous of a man’s teeth

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22 edited Apr 22 '22

40 pitches already in 2nd. We going to blow through their bullpen.

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u/Penguinkeith Gullizzy Apr 22 '22

God how much paint did they use for that opening day logo behind home

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u/Gyro88 SUUUUUUUUUPER SLAM Apr 22 '22

I see Marquee still haven't fixed their weird binaural audio issues

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

They care not for audio issues. They’re too busy trying to figure out the dumbest spots to squeeze back the game for ads and self-fellating post-game bullshit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Willy's been just missing so many pitches the last few days. Only a matter of time until he times one up

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u/elgenie Go Cubs Go Apr 22 '22

The singles and contact offense works much better with patience also adding more baserunners via walks.

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u/theblack_spy Apr 22 '22

I see the Marquee pitch tracker is joining us this evening. How nice.

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u/Angrydwarf99 Santo Apr 22 '22

How is Leiter today? Just tuned in.

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u/Interrobangersnmash Go Cubbies! Apr 22 '22

Now THIS is a batting stance

(Edit: Hoy Park)

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u/Gyro88 SUUUUUUUUUPER SLAM Apr 22 '22

"It don't mean a thing if you ain't got that swing" on the organ 👌

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u/sandrakarr Peanut Gallery Apr 22 '22

...rude

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Not ideal.

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u/cubswinagain Chicago Cubs Apr 22 '22

Why are we pretending Leiter is a starter? Pull him

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u/Gyro88 SUUUUUUUUUPER SLAM Apr 22 '22

Shamon Leiter