r/funny • u/ujjwal_singh • 14h ago

The ultimate flex

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u/Iceyn1pples 14h ago

Ruthless parents raise ruthless kids.

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u/NooneKnowsIAmBatman 13h ago

Nah, ruthless kids are just ruthless. It mostly comes from having absolutely zero filter and just wanting to talk

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u/superbekz 9h ago

absolutely zero filter and just wanting to talk

add sugar rush into it, trifecta of smart arse being played in real time

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u/BonBonToro 13h ago

It's the laugh at the end that gets cut out that does it for me

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u/OstentatiousSock 6h ago

My dad has one dead, black tooth. Has my whole life. I thought it was a rock when I was a kid. I asked him why he didn’t get it taken out and he shrugged and said it never caused him pain.

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u/Johnny_Poppyseed 5h ago

Makes him significantly more likely to die from a heart attack or a bunch of other complications 

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u/OstentatiousSock 4h ago

Told him that. He does not value my opinion in anything.

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u/Johnny_Poppyseed 4h ago

Classic boomer move

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u/BedKlutzy9141 2h ago

Also just pretty gross overall, mostly for everyone else

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u/Gavage0 2h ago

Idk... If I had this little magic suicide tooth in my mouth that could take me away in 10 minutes flat, I'd probably keep it there too. I'd be more mad that it hasn't taken me away in my sleep yet.

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u/RodiTheMan 4h ago

It has a chance of causing an abscess

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u/Tata_Colores 9h ago

At least his dad doesn't have diabeetus.

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u/SirNortonOfNoFux 6h ago

"who the hell did I hit?"

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u/jxj24 13h ago

My daddy has REAL teeth.

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u/nobidobi390 10h ago

"my grandparents are disappointed in my dad, and so am I..."

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u/Sunaruni 12h ago

That’s nothing my dad has both.

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u/MiddlePut8191 7h ago

You gotta bring something to the conversation 😂

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u/-whostolemyusername- 6h ago

I miss Vine so much…

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u/Amanfromcanada 3h ago

🤣

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u/Amanfromcanada 3h ago

Diabetes is not funny, just that little girl's reaction. Priceless.

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u/weiner_tog 13h ago

I was so ready for it to be "gold digger"

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u/MssJellyfish 5h ago

Love the reaction of the bragging girl at the end as it cuts off lol

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u/articland05_reddit 4h ago

nothing beats Peter

with Type 1 AND 2 diabetes

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u/Next_Ad_8395 3h ago

She raised the bar way higher !

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u/Qrubrics_ 3h ago

Because healthcare is more expensive than gold? That's just sad dude...

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u/seraphieen 2h ago

Uhm, she thought it was a flex??

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u/angu-de-caroco 11h ago

"so natural"