r/WordAvalanches • u/refotsirk • Sep 25 '18

If you are visiting for the first time, WELCOME to /r/WordAvalanches! Please see our sub rules, FAQ, and "What Not To Post" in the sidebar. We hope you enjoy your stay!

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RULES

Follow Reddiquette, as with all subs.

Make sure your post is relevant to this sub. See What Not To Post for a rough guide on what not to post and review our FAQ for additional information. These rough guides also include many examples of what isn't a Word Avalanche, as well as many overused examples of Word Avalanches.

Place your Avalanche in the main text of your submission, and make your title a rewrite of your Avalanche such that it cannot be easily guessed. As an example, if your Avalanche is "Selfish Shellfish", write "Compassion-lacking lobster" in the title.

The longer your avalanche, the better! Just make sure it's an Avalanche first, though (See the links above).

Should your Avalanche be NSFW, mark it as such.

Do not submit images or videos with your Avalanche. A good Avalanche should be able to stand on its own, without the use of any images. If your avalanche absolutely cannot stand without an image or video, then link it in the post, but only do so as a last resort. Alternatively, you may post it to /r/WordAvalanchePics.

Finally, make sure to have fun!

32 comments

r/WordAvalanches • u/Prestigious_Mark734 • 8h ago

True Avalanche Go fight for your funerary vessel!

21 Upvotes

Earn urn.

4 comments

r/WordAvalanches • u/RisibleComestible • 8h ago

True Avalanche I decided to cast Mike Shinoda in a lead acting role, in my upcoming alternate history film about the USSR creating satellite-based Internet in the immediate aftermath of WW2.

7 Upvotes

"Starlink and Stalin" can star Linkin' star

0 comments

r/WordAvalanches • u/Throughtheindigo • 1h ago

Furikake’s Fury, Kage’s Furry Cock, Ace

• Upvotes

Aggressive rice seasoning passes the test with the help of ninja leader’s hairy appendage

0 comments

r/WordAvalanches • u/Prestigious_Mark734 • 1d ago

True Avalanche Is a calm vagabond acquainted with Madison?

29 Upvotes

No mad nomad know Mad?

1 comment

r/WordAvalanches • u/Prestigious_Mark734 • 1d ago

True Avalanche You wonder if the female bosom ever truly leaves the frenzied male brain, even upon a seminal fulfillment, simultaneously fighting a parallel universe in which a dear friend’s genitals are spontaneously consumed by a ghost and shockingly discarded in a funerary vessel.

27 Upvotes

Boob ever leave agitated men till sperm omen turn? Boo! Beverly vag, it ate it! Mental! Spur moment! Urn?!

1 comment

r/WordAvalanches • u/PleaseStopPlastic • 1d ago

True Avalanche Cookies given to overly obese person who ordered quadruple Chinese take-out

25 Upvotes

Four fortunes for four-chins

2 comments

r/WordAvalanches • u/False_Respect_869 • 1d ago

True Avalanche Paying medical premiums for the cast of British drummer’s show about talking to incoherent specters.

6 Upvotes

Insuring costars in Sir Ringo Starr’s “Answering Ghost ARRRs”

0 comments

r/WordAvalanches • u/franky_bacon • 1d ago

True Avalanche Flat, round oculars hide the man's true identity

55 Upvotes

'dis guy's disguise: disc eyes

5 comments

r/WordAvalanches • u/Prestigious_Mark734 • 1d ago

True Avalanche Did early humans gather for eternity? No, wrath wrestled itself to the surface and won!

6 Upvotes

Forages for ages? Fore, rages!

0 comments

r/WordAvalanches • u/Prestigious_Mark734 • 1d ago

True Avalanche You call for a formal announcement of charges upon an emperor but precipitation hinders your plans, leading you to yell out both a message to the emperor and Mother Nature instantaneously…

5 Upvotes

Arraign a reign! Nuh, rain! Uh, rein!

0 comments

r/WordAvalanches • u/Prestigious_Mark734 • 1d ago

True Avalanche A monstrous, diabolical swine from the depths of Romania invades your nightmares, resisting all forms of attack. Concurrently, a family’s communion with the paranormal takes a turn for absolute hell…

2 Upvotes

Go still. Say, on sleep, demon haunt! Meaty! Um… Over? Unless sin? Spear it?! Transylvania? Pray power! So lift until team win day! “We jeer!” Older terror?! A boar tall!!

Ghost ill? Séance, leap! Deem an aunt medium overrun?! Lessen, spirit! Trance ill? Vain? Yup. Rape our soul! If ton tilt? Teem wind! A ouija roll dirt?! Error! Abort all!!

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r/WordAvalanches • u/Grindy_UW_Nonsense • 1d ago

Pure Avalanche An earlier draft of Jane Austen’s debut novel involved wrongfully convicted prisoners aboard a Parisian riverboat rioting after the lighting of joss stick stubs

2 Upvotes

In Sense, inches of incense incensed innocents in the Seine, in a sense

0 comments

r/WordAvalanches • u/Prestigious_Mark734 • 2d ago

True Avalanche You are faced with a terrifying hallway of doom, forcing you to freeze in your tracks and demand it be lessened. Amidst this abyss, you call your medieval brothers to arms on an evening in which the veil between the living and the dead is lifted.

11 Upvotes

Hall?! Oh… Wean, ight! Hollow?! We knight! Halloween night!

0 comments

r/WordAvalanches • u/ThornsyAgain • 3d ago

True Avalanche Mixologist's in-house currency will surely destroy the Bay Area's transit system

176 Upvotes

Bartender's bar tender: BART ender.

13 comments

r/WordAvalanches • u/snoweel • 2d ago

True Avalanche I am going to view the island/ocean display in the third row.

9 Upvotes

I'll see Aisle C isle sea.

0 comments

r/WordAvalanches • u/ShopArtistic3329 • 3d ago

True Avalanche I am a humble Eastern Asian man, and I come sending this negative geopolitical message concerning your city, gleaned from a glass container (self.WordAvalanches)

12 Upvotes

Me, Sinjar, Messenger: Mess, Anjar (Mason Jar.)

0 comments

r/WordAvalanches • u/justadair • 4d ago

True Avalanche Plucky, plushy 80s ursus frighten a couple. Their concerns resemble a beloved rhyming author's fictitious book about one of his characters and a beetle's inheritors.

16 Upvotes

Care Bears who scare pairs whose care bares Seuss *"Scarab Heirs? Who!""*

0 comments

r/WordAvalanches • u/OG_Dumbo • 4d ago

True Avalanche An oddball brass instrument expert finds a replacement piece at the market

53 Upvotes

Too Bizarre Tuba Tsar To Bazaar. Tube, Huzzah!

2 comments

r/WordAvalanches • u/Death_Balloons • 5d ago

True Avalanche I asked my primary care physician if he was serious that tests had confirmed the paint I used on my boat launch was causing me to grow breast tissue.

81 Upvotes

"Dock hue man-tit documented? Doc, you meant it?"

1 comment

r/WordAvalanches • u/SaxVonMydow • 6d ago

True Avalanche She says they broke up because he kept it from her that he was thrilled when he randomly saw his former lover.

486 Upvotes

Ex citing ex hiding exciting ex sighting.

15 comments

r/WordAvalanches • u/Bentup85 • 5d ago

True Avalanche The Elizabeth that owns the saloon was looking at Barbra who was near that blue liquid they soak the combs in.

20 Upvotes

Bar Bess eyed Barb aside Barbicide.

0 comments

r/WordAvalanches • u/RisibleComestible • 6d ago

True Avalanche I wrote a book about my gastrointestinal problem

31 Upvotes

Dire rear: A diary of diarrhea.

2 comments

r/WordAvalanches • u/veldius • 6d ago

True Avalanche The terrible German sausage tasted no better before

12 Upvotes

Worst wurst was worse.

1 comment

r/WordAvalanches • u/Salamanticormorant • 6d ago

True Avalanche Before that, I'll do it with my posterior in the lead.

28 Upvotes

but first, butt first

1 comment

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A Word Avalanche is defined as a highly contrived punny sentence (or longer series of words) with an emphasis on the repetition of syllables. Holorimes are a subset of these. For more information, please see the FAQ (currently in progress; suggestions can be submitted by modmail).

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RULES

Follow Reddiquette, as with all subs.
Make sure your post is relevant to this sub. See What Not To Post for a rough guide on what not to post. This rough guide also includes many examples of what isn't a Word Avalanche, as well as many overused examples of Word Avalanches.
The longer your avalanche, the better! Just make sure it's an Avalanche first, though.
Should your Avalanche be NSFW, mark it as such.
Place your Avalanche in the main text of your submission, and make your title a rewrite of your Avalanche such that it cannot be easily guessed.
Try not to submit images or videos with your Avalanche. A good Avalanche should be able to stand on its own, without the use of any images. If your avalanche absolutely cannot stand without an image or video, then link it in the post, but only do so as a last resort. Alternatively, you may post it to /r/WordAvalanchePics.
Finally, make sure to have fun!

Also check out these subreddits:

/r/WordSwap - Applying the Word Avalanche mentality to well-known phrases.
/r/RhymesOnADime - Just pure rhyming, no Avalanching.
/r/puns, /r/punny - Just puns.
/r/TomSwifties - Tom Swifties.
/r/feghoot - Shaggy-dog stories with a punny punchline.
/r/palindromes - Just palindromes.