r/whenthe • The only straight, cis guy on this sub • Jun 16 '26

the daily whenthe I really don't get it

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u/LMC764 Whenthe mod (dm me images) Jun 16 '26

Я, когда какойто тупой американец начинает говорить по английски как будто ктото понимает его дурацкие руны:

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u/Fomod_Sama I LOVE FAT BITCHES‼️‼️‼️ Jun 16 '26

Reddit ain't even giving me the option to translate

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u/All_Might_Senpai Jun 16 '26

Heavy will hit you till the last tooth falls from your gums

You do not dare.

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u/RagnarockInProgress Jun 16 '26

“Me when some dumbass American starts speaking english, as if anyone understands his moronic runes”

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u/total_spinning_shark Jun 16 '26

Зачем палишь контору

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u/RagnarockInProgress Jun 16 '26

Ну, спросили ведь…

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u/_jedh Jun 16 '26

та он все равно от ожирения через день получит инфаркт так чтт ватевер

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u/daniel_22sss Jun 16 '26

Ну, ему хотя бы дрон в лицо не прилетит.

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u/_jedh Jun 17 '26

тру. хотя у них там лицензия не нужна на них лол так что если не повезет то да

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u/Blowtorch1234 Jun 16 '26

Why does every Russian I see on here have a sense of humor that boils down to “durrr Americans bad”

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u/Copecel-4evaeva Jun 16 '26

Isn’t it everyone outside of America?

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u/Blowtorch1234 Jun 16 '26

Generally speaking, no, but on reddit, absolutely.

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u/Copecel-4evaeva Jun 16 '26

Have you met enough Russians that were joking about Americans in real life for you to distinguish “Generally speaking” and “On Reddit”about other nations as well as for Russians?🤔

Cause idk. Russians joking about “durrr Americans bad” completely out of context in real life seems… forced at least.

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u/Blowtorch1234 Jun 16 '26

I meant to say that many of the Russian speaking individuals I encounter on Reddit tend to be rather nationalistic, and I don’t really see that on other platforms, but that’s probably more to do with Reddit than to do with Russians.

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u/thinzero Jun 16 '26

They're just joking. Russians don't know and don't give a shit about political correctness. It's stereotypical, dumb humor about how Americans are dumb and fat. Don't take it to heart.

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u/UsedFlounder4323 Jun 16 '26

This is literally the same type of joke as the russians always drinking vodka and having bears as a pets

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u/AdSerious4475 Jun 16 '26

Так это правда)

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u/UsedFlounder4323 Jun 16 '26

Тсс не пали, пусть дальше думают, что это шутки, а когда они будут приезжать в Россию, мы будем ржать с их реакций

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u/Blowtorch1234 Jun 17 '26

Fair enough

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u/Jellosophy Jun 17 '26

Did you even see the post? That is literally the same thing. This is a joke on the topic

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u/CHAINS_S Jun 17 '26

Because Obama peeing in our elevators

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u/Sonoreal Jun 17 '26

Because it's our response to "Durrr Russians bad"

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u/Blowtorch1234 Jun 17 '26

That’s fair TBH

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u/ErrN0T Jun 18 '26

and why does the whole world hate on france and serbia

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u/Blowtorch1234 Jun 27 '26

France haters are a mix of people doing it for The Funny™️ and people who are very passionate about spreading awareness of French actions in Algeria and Indochina. Serbia haters just think stopping a genocide is actually a pretty good reason to bomb a country, and they really aren’t wrong

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u/ErrN0T Jun 28 '26

well... Achieving world peace does not mean bombing several countries killing hundreds upon hundreds million people just so there can be usa, nato and israel

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u/_jedh Jun 16 '26

because its a problem, id totally move to usa if your shops could provide normal food and not this distant resemblance that caused 50% overweight or something, whatever, its just scary

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u/Cinnamon____ Jun 16 '26

I mean y'all make it exceptionally easy, most I've talked too are a good spot about it though. But it's also crazy to say that on a post making fun of russians💀 it's not that hard to laugh off those jokes unless you're a patriotic moron

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u/_Carcinus_ Jun 17 '26

"Moronic" is too strong of a word, the more accurate translation of "дурацкий" would be "silly", or, at most, "stupid".

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u/total_spinning_shark Jun 16 '26

Сам переводи

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u/Fomod_Sama I LOVE FAT BITCHES‼️‼️‼️ Jun 16 '26

I did

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u/meeroque Jun 17 '26

There is a translation option in app.

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u/Peyuniagoestoshit jorking it crazy style to annoying orange porn Jun 16 '26

it gave up

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u/_jedh Jun 16 '26

пашод наху птму чта американски пиндос

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u/Fomod_Sama I LOVE FAT BITCHES‼️‼️‼️ Jun 16 '26

Well, one is from the United States of America and the other is from China

If you're talking about both respective languages, apart from being developed entirely separately from eachother, one fun fact is that "English" refers to the spoken and written language, while with the Chinese language, "mandarin" is the spoken language and (most commonly) "simplified chinese" is the written language.

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u/_jedh Jun 16 '26

ooooh cool cool. whats from china again?

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u/NotQuiteLoona Jun 16 '26

I'm a native speaker. I can assume that because they specifically modified words to be almost incomprehensible, probably the translator was confused, because they don't mention anything Chinese.

What they said can be translated
(keeping meaning over accuracy) like this:

Because f*ck you, you American <intranslatable, an ethnic slur for American people>

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u/_jedh Jun 28 '26

ayo bro watafak whyd you do that

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u/fhfhfgfgfg Jun 16 '26

Ну так иди нахуй. Мы то тебя отлично понимаем

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u/Uselessinfoforyou Jun 17 '26

It's just really tiny

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u/Fomod_Sama I LOVE FAT BITCHES‼️‼️‼️ Jun 17 '26

?

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u/Uselessinfoforyou Jun 17 '26

Ah. Another version I assume. Or reddit is being stupid.

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u/Fomod_Sama I LOVE FAT BITCHES‼️‼️‼️ Jun 17 '26

Probably the latter

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u/Slava473277 Jun 17 '26

i can confirm that it's a correct translation

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u/Chai_Enjoyer Jun 16 '26

А будто бы он обычно хоть когда-то давал возможность перевести?

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u/Fomod_Sama I LOVE FAT BITCHES‼️‼️‼️ Jun 16 '26

Fair point

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u/Fine_Delay_9425 Jun 17 '26

Мне обычно даёт, если не английский и не русский

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u/Western_Experience76 Jun 17 '26

Learn it

Tap the 3 dots under the comment and there should be an option to translate it

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u/Taborirsky Jun 17 '26

Но у меня нет...

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u/Western_Experience76 Jun 17 '26

Then uhh, I think you need to set the default language for yourself to Russi-

Now wait the damn minute

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u/Sonoreal Jun 17 '26

Bro still don't know about the "oldest AI" called Google translator in the big 26 😭🙏

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u/Fomod_Sama I LOVE FAT BITCHES‼️‼️‼️ Jun 17 '26

The icon is not there!!!!

Also yeah translated it with Google lens

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u/Sonoreal Jun 17 '26

Now imagine in every game u playing everyone tells u "Bruh use Google translator bruh"

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u/WeirdScenary Jun 18 '26

Heavy will hit you till the last tooth falls from your gums.

Don't you dare.

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u/Subject_Wind9349 Jun 18 '26

Google Translate: Just Exists

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u/TickTeen trollface -> Jun 16 '26

Мод базу выдал

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u/DeversanT Jun 17 '26

Это вообще реально? 

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u/el_yoyo_de_Cthulhu stop asking for feet pics! Jun 16 '26

damn

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u/el_yoyo_de_Cthulhu stop asking for feet pics! Jun 16 '26

ostías even

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u/sensuell Jun 17 '26

Ну, честно говоря, их понять можно, я вот тоже условный немецкий от датского не факт, что отличу, многие вон вообще корейский, китайский и японский путают

С их точки зрения, наши языки отличаются только буквой i, скорее всего.

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u/Thick-Cardiologist79 Jun 17 '26

славянские буквы похожи, но как можно попутать русский и украинский

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u/Thick-Cardiologist79 Jun 18 '26

да не, по звучанию америкосу будет одинаковый славянский язык, ну так да, согласен, они как будто у себя на острове сидят и думать не хотят

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u/meianmariNSFW Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

Було б класно якби можна було відфільтрувати так щоб не контактувати з представниками певних країн взагалі

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u/gandhi_power Jun 16 '26

1хщзщкбжцжеж3 хеви.

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u/PeaceFluffy2857 Jun 17 '26

Не, тут кто-то и какой-то написаны криво, транслейт себе такого не позволит

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u/The_PillarMan Jun 16 '26

Heavy is going to punch you until all your teeth are knocked out if you dare to do that.

(I speak Arabic)

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '26

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u/Disastrous-Ideal-817 Jun 16 '26

Hello Akiyama Mizuki

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '26

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u/Disastrous-Ideal-817 Jun 16 '26

❤️‍🩹

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u/Disastrous-Ideal-817 Jun 16 '26

I don't think you use this app a lot then tbh

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u/Potato_Poul yellow like an EPIC potato since I am Potato Poul Jun 16 '26

Mig når russere, amerikanere, franskmænd etc. begynder at ytre deres volapyk

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u/Either-Condition4586 Jun 17 '26

Где вы вообще берёте эти странные пикчи. Где блять

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u/LMC764 Whenthe mod (dm me images) Jun 17 '26

сам не знаю

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u/Either-Condition4586 Jun 17 '26

Скока????Ты их сам что ль делаешь?

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u/Taborirsky Jun 17 '26

Пж кинь ту что на скрине

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u/LMC764 Whenthe mod (dm me images) Jun 17 '26

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u/Taborirsky Jun 17 '26

Благодарочка

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u/Lomticky Jun 17 '26

Whenthe комментарий от модера смешнее оригинального поста

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u/BRM_the_monkey_man Jun 16 '26

Вистина брате, вистина

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u/Sonoreal Jun 17 '26

Легенда

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u/mrballs6942069 Jun 17 '26

ill just assume my whole bloodline is cursed ig

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u/Fabian206 Number 15: Burger King Foot Lettuce Jun 16 '26

This man is speaking in spaghetti

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u/onethousandrevenants Jun 17 '26

так у них понятные руны

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u/the_last_rebel_ Jun 17 '26

𐤒𐤋𐤋𐤄 𐤏𐤋 𐤀𐤋𐤅 𐤔𐤎𐤂𐤓𐤅 𐤌𐤊𐤕𐤁𐤉 𐤄𐤒𐤅𐤃𐤔 𐤔𐤋 𐤄𐤀𐤓𐤑 𐤄𐤌𐤅𐤁𐤈𐤇𐤕! 𐤒𐤋𐤋𐤄 𐤏𐤋 𐤆𐤓𐤉𐤌 𐤄𐤃𐤅𐤁𐤓𐤉𐤌 𐤔𐤐𐤅𐤕 𐤋𐤔𐤅𐤍 𐤌𐤅𐤁𐤍𐤅𐤕!

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u/Strong_Pilot_5130 Jun 17 '26

Я не знаю что и сказать.

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u/verssetty Jun 18 '26

Вот только русские не ноют, чтобы все на русском пиздели, как пендосы

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u/Humble_Sea_9910 Jun 18 '26

Причем в школе один английский, а в жизни слышится какое-то бормотание, особенно в песнях

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u/REDRUM_1917 Jun 19 '26

Но ты, однако, понимаешь

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '26

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u/Taborirsky Jun 17 '26

Удивлен, что кто-то выбирает русский язык и что есть, кому учить

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u/VincentTheBadGuy Jun 17 '26

Niinhän te aina sanotte.

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u/Pastilino Jun 16 '26

Всі піхуй

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u/GeekOfTheWeek26 Jun 16 '26

Чувак успокойся, английский не такой уж и сложный. Мне иногда стыдно за своих земляков, в особенности таких как ты

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u/LMC764 Whenthe mod (dm me images) Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 16 '26

Шутка такая

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u/Reasonable-One5426 Jun 16 '26

Русский для базового понимания тоже не сложный, сложны в основном правила и исключения. А запомнить, как на русском пишутся игровые термины так вообще просто, потому что они по звучанию обычно идентичны английским

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u/GeekOfTheWeek26 Jun 17 '26

Я все равно на этом сабе считай не сижу, не такая уж и потеря будет

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u/fhfhfgfgfg Jun 16 '26

Немецкий, французкий, английский, китайский, испанский, польский... сколько несложных язык я должен знать чтобы бургеры не ущемлялись?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '26

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u/Worldly_Accident1287 Jun 16 '26

Why not?

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u/_jedh Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 16 '26

nazism.

ediet: i meant racism probably idfk. arent racism part of nazism tho?

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u/LMC764 Whenthe mod (dm me images) Jun 16 '26

Не бойся, не русский, не съем

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u/_jedh Jun 16 '26

oooh shi your smart brother you like undercovered spy huh? wait... ага бля ь попался сука

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u/ProbablyNotTheCocoa Jun 16 '26

Famously being part of a nationality decides your political views, and its definitely not racist to make derogatory assumptions about someone based on some imaginary monolith

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u/_jedh Jun 16 '26

yeah thats fair, i thought that its a little bit radical but i think this ideology pretty much reflects the view of this guy so why not type this with point in the end huh? never use it btw fuck dots, i hate that reddit dont let me use new line as separator oh and also i was never really sure if thats right but from what i remember is that nazi Germany at least was separating "good nations" like clean nations with clean roots from "bad nations" and hating on them - so really like racism... oh thats probably is racism huh?

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u/LevJustWithLust Jun 17 '26

what fucking views, all he did is make a joke

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u/_jedh Jun 17 '26

what joke are you talking about?

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u/_jedh Jun 17 '26

proof me that now lol

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u/Adorable_Ring_5452 Jun 17 '26

He just mirrored other joke.

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u/_jedh Jun 17 '26

oooh lil bro deleted downvoted comment

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u/AdElectronic6550 🏳️‍⚧️fem Bianka Jun 16 '26

the once most active mod was Russian

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u/agurks Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 18 '26

Idi nahuy

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u/why_am_i_exist_lol Jun 18 '26

Facts on the table

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u/Gentle_Jennie Jun 16 '26

Дрон в їбало

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u/Calm_Register_2069 Jun 16 '26

Stfu fascist🇷🇺🤮

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '26

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u/Adorable_Ring_5452 Jun 17 '26

Что за уруский?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '26

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u/coconutWhoSawWw2 Jun 16 '26

Shut the fuck up dawg

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u/copperAnanas Jun 17 '26

Who peed in your cereal

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u/coconutWhoSawWw2 Jun 17 '26

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u/LMC764 Whenthe mod (dm me images) Jun 17 '26

Прости что обидел, я не специально