r/whenthe • green? • Mar 15 '26

the daily whenthe SHE SAID YES!!

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u/MelonInDisguise green? Mar 15 '26

Here, but I don’t want include any names or face tho

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '26

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u/reddub07 Mar 15 '26

Some see a wall while others see an opportunity.

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u/Longjumping_Lynx_972 Mar 15 '26

They see a mousetrap, bro sees free cheese and a fucking challenge.

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u/Tyler1296196 Mar 16 '26

Holy suddenly scroobius pip

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u/Longjumping_Lynx_972 Mar 16 '26

174 updoots before someone noticed. My name is Johhny Depp and I kill people.

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u/cellphone_blanket Mar 15 '26

Just needs to see how far she will go “for the joke”

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u/MaverickHunterZX Mar 16 '26

It's ok if you say no hetero afterwards

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '26

like it’s said in my country, “between joke and joke, one falls in love”

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u/Grouchy-Software9341 Mar 15 '26

Between joke and joke, the cock gets a good stroke.

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u/Few_Salamander_7364 Mar 16 '26

I'm stealing this for the Eggman Empire. Here's your complementary upvote.

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u/Vexcenot Mar 16 '26

there's still chance for me!

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u/AliensAteMyAMC I cut myself on the edge of this flair Mar 15 '26

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u/NEVERTHEREFOREVER Mar 15 '26

Tfw you have sex with your friends mom for the bit

Tfw you become your friends new step dad for the bit

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 Mar 15 '26

“Don’t make me give you an earlier bedtime son turn up the fucking gas!”

(Calling out as they game together)

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u/Rift-Ranger Mar 15 '26

‘A joke’ until its serious ;)

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u/Double_Soup644 Mar 15 '26

"Bis aus Spaß Ernst wird.

Ernst ist heute fünf Jahre alt."

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u/thecl0wnguy Mar 15 '26

dont fumble this shit you gotta lock in on every front

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u/CompoteSafe8192 Mar 19 '26

Their relentless ruthless hyperfocus has been responded to by our hypervigilant laser-like glare.

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u/Audi_R8_Gaming jolly clown makes christmas dinner Mar 15 '26

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u/pepin-solver Mar 15 '26

Kid named joke

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u/-175- Mar 15 '26

That’s a soft launch, I’ll take it

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u/MeesterMeeseeks Mar 15 '26

My mans posting a dunk when he's getting taken out for a walk like the chihuahua lol

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u/onepiecefan81661 Mar 15 '26

Rizz her up (for the joke)

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u/ItsSpaghettiLee2112 Mar 15 '26

Your post history makes you look 12.

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u/Do_not_question_it2 Mar 15 '26

I want an update

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u/KillerSwiller Mar 15 '26

That looks like a W to me, we take those. Go get 'er lad!

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u/xXMonkeGamingXx Mar 15 '26

Lmao I saw this post get nuked in real time

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u/ARubyHeart Mar 16 '26

By the end of the night it won't be a joke anymore, she'll have him wrapped around her finger

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u/Interaction_Narrow Mar 16 '26

DID YOU JUST SHOWED HER SHE’S YOUR MILF 😭😭😭😭

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u/ConfectionTotal8660 Mar 16 '26

Ok, this is...holly f*ck man that's the biggest W i've seen on reddit yet

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u/Kaitoke_Kodama Mar 16 '26

Damn, sib gonna get laid for the bit. Respect.

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u/MinecraftPlayer1212 I want a tomboy to rail me Mar 16 '26

That's a W if I've seen one