r/whatisit • u/Cultural_Fall_3255 • 4h ago

New, what is it? What is this thing.

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u/GoBucks513 3h ago

Man, it sucks I need to start wearing readers. I thought that last one saud Banded Anal Borer at first, and nobody wants an infestation of those bastards!

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u/Real-DrUnKbAsTeRd 3h ago

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u/GoBucks513 34m ago

Uh, this meme doesn't fit, homie.

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u/ANITA-HANCHOB 3h ago

Welcome to old age, best advice; buy 10 pairs you will lose/break/misplace (memory).

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u/RHX_Thain 3h ago

10 pairs of anal borers sounds a bit decadent.

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u/Cali-Cornflakes 3h ago

That’s a lot of anal..

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u/lexiconhuka 2h ago

Or a fun weekend

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u/ANITA-HANCHOB 25m ago

This is the way

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u/Stewart_Games 2h ago

And remember if you've lost your glasses check your top head you probably just left them resting up there.

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u/Interesting_Ad_3583 3h ago

Well, I wouldn’t say nobody

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u/MentalTumbleweed7434 3h ago

Honestly fair

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u/Captain_StarLight1 3h ago

I mean… you could make it one of those if you were brave enough…

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u/Air_Jordache 3h ago

You mean it's not a Ponderous Boner?

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u/Ok_Look1003 3h ago

Speak for yourself.

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u/lololollieki 3h ago

😂😂😂

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u/FOMOerotica 3h ago

That was my nickname in highschool!

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u/RogueGenX 3h ago

Then why did we all call you Road Apple?

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u/FOMOerotica 3h ago

Because I was tragically hip?

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u/RogueGenX 3h ago

Canadian is the best I’ll give you

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u/wlake82 3h ago

If it's any consolation, I had to graduate to trifocules a few years ago.

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u/sincubus33 3h ago

nah that would be less bad than the banded alder borer

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u/actual-trevor 3h ago

I believe what you were thinking of looks more like this.

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u/Quirky-Astronaut-134 3h ago

😅😂🤣😂😅

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u/Menacing_mouse_421 1h ago

Goddamn you!!!!!! Lmfao!!! This made me lol. I needed that! I had to recently put down my 16.5 year old Aussie and I needed a good laugh!!! Thanx!

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u/DarkestFiction 1h ago

Gives new meaning to "buggering"

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u/Char_siu_for_you 17m ago

Buy some readers right now. Get a multi pack and stash them around your house. It’ll make your life immediately better.

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u/GoBucks513 13m ago

Picked some up at Walgreens an hour ago when I was there to get some nail polish remover. It's amazing how much easier it is to see small parts I'm working on in my shop!

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u/Balloon_Fan 3h ago

Hey now, don't kink-shame!

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u/VerbalGuinea 3h ago

There’s nothing boring about that.

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u/TrainingSword 2h ago

Speak for yourself. There’s 8.4 billion people on the planet. It’s got to be someone’s fetish

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u/Original-Taste7723 2h ago

Yeah I like the Unbanded Anal Borer. It also comes in Paisley.

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u/Ok_Farmer_6033 2h ago

beaded anal borer