r/whatisit • u/Cultural_Fall_3255 • 4h ago

New, what is it? What is this thing.

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u/TehGoad 4h ago

dickbugs, the bugs that eat your dick when you fall asleep

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u/vitordeas 4h ago

I had never been so happy for being a short dick man

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u/TehGoad 4h ago

it'll be over quickly then
night-night, don't let the bed bugs bite!

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u/whatisit-ModTeam 2h ago

Your comment was removed for being in poor taste or offensive, or maybe that joke you thought was pretty funny just didn't land. Please follow Reddiquette.

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u/Slight-Winner-8597 2h ago

Sorry I made a skyrim esque joke that didn't land. It was removed by mods- but I hope I didn't offend you in any way.

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u/Stewart_Games 2h ago

They'd starve to death trying to eat vitordeas' penis.

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u/TheRealMu5HBusters 3h ago

Welp! That's enough Reddit for today!

...tomonth? Toyear?

...tolife.

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u/Upper-Expression-377 3h ago

I’ve never been so happy not to have a penis!