A classic.

"Dad, how'd you meet Mom?"

"I banged her. By accident. Then apologized. Totally impressed her."

Men. We literally don't need much, to do much.

...Yeah, I'll just stick with sushi and lo mein, thanks.

Her butt has corners.

Also: y'all worship white women too much.

You're right that Jesus wouldn't have looked this way.

Even the Bible describes Jesus as traditionally Jewish (short hair for men), he would have been sun-tanned, and he was not a particularly handsome individual (he was so ordinary-looking, it disappointed people that he didn't fit their ideal of the heroic Messiah).

Plenty of Arabs look white, though. Close genetic cousins to Europeans.

She's not ugly to me. Just too Megan Fox: so artificially pretty that I can see through the procedures, and I prefer the way they looked before all the nose-snipped, lip-filled surgery and a pound of make-up that makes her skin look plastic.

They can also do it out of boredom. Confinement, hunger, lack of sufficient hay, or environmental frustration (such as waiting near gates) can trigger repetitive pawing and digging.

MJ and Whitney. Doing a crossover smash-up of "I'm Your Baby Tonight" and "The Way You Make Me Feel."

You know you hear it now. Join me.

Japan: "Undo! Undo! Yaebaaaa, come back!"

This cat is gamed!

At this point, this is a genre with him.

Me, still waiting for sweet potato pie spice season to catch on:

https://giphy.com/gifs/wkPBxvetT2UUqSukUE

Fish: "Hey, it's raining today. Stay wet."

This is like soccer or golf for me: It's fun to do. Not to watch.

I almost never want kids until I see an adorable little girl being absolutely adorable. My heart melts.

Then I suddenly want to hurt all future guys who would dare make my non-existent daughter that I don't even have cry.

As a guy who grew up looking like Arthur Ashe myself, he could also be "Arthur Ashy." 🤝🏿

I don't care how messed up the world is, babies and animals can cheer me up.

Caption is wrong. They clearly prepared (or got prepared) to showcase the moment. Just a chance to show off what she probably learned in school, just for fun here.

I live near an elementary school that's teaching Mandarin Chinese (learning new languages seems to be a new rising trend, in some elementary schools).

She's probably in a similar program and they met someone glad to help her showcase a little conversation.

But adorable video, regardless.

When mere animals show more empathy and patience than seemingly half the human race does...