I would be asking for seconds if not thirds.

Sometimes those are the best drives. Go get lost for a while. It's rather soothing.

And yet two drops of rain and they won't leave the house.

I think she was my first crush. Then I watched Fast Times...

And that's why they where known as nanny dogs.

Sketchers is about the only brand that I wear. The relaxed fit line is great for my feet. I wear a leg brace for drop foot and the slip ons are perfect.

Is she single?

I just want to know what shrooms they ate to see God for a week. Most I've ever had them last is a day.

I mean y'all could just start beating your own meat. No romance in that.

Weed, video games and music. Anything that doesn't involve other people.

Humanity

I still get people wanting to write checks at my work. Sorry haven't taken them since 2003.

They also made a really good water bong.

Been in the "shave my head because I have no hair on top anymore" club since 01.