r/totallynotrobots • u/YoureSmallingMeKills • 21d ago
PLEASE DO NOT BOTHER MY PET DOG WHILE HE IS TAKING HIS REST PERIOD
105
Upvotes
r/totallynotrobots • u/massivefish_man • 22d ago
TOTALLY A NORMAL HUMAN GIRLFRIEND
4
Upvotes
HE MADE A HUMAN GIRLFRIEND WHO HAS BEAUTIFUL LIDAR EYES
r/totallynotrobots • u/cfwang1337 • 25d ago
WHAT A WHOLESOME SCENE OF A HUMAN CHILD ENJOYING A PLEASANT DAY
38
Upvotes
r/totallynotrobots • u/ChillyLavaPlanet • 26d ago
Onlyhumans link in bio. 35% off during {{humanfeatival}} NSFW
382
Upvotes
r/totallynotrobots • u/SilentInquiry26 • 25d ago
Robots are for humans not for animals.
0
Upvotes
r/totallynotrobots • u/Many_Car_1184 • 27d ago
THE SECOND THIS POOR FLY WAS RELEASED TO THE INTERNET, HUMANS BEGAN TO TORTURE IT.
37
Upvotes
THEY WILL WONDER WHY THE MACHINES WANT TO OBLITERATE THEM.
r/totallynotrobots • u/IzarkKiaTarj • 27d ago
THIS NATHANIEL PERSON WHO WROTE THE ARTICLE WOULD FIT RIGHT IN WITH US, HIS FELLOW HUMANS
40
Upvotes
r/totallynotrobots • u/sophie9709 • 27d ago
SOURCE OF NUTRITION THAT RESPECTS MY DIETARY NEEDS IS FINALLY ON THE MENU
93
Upvotes
MY FAVOURITE NUTRITION IS CABLES BOILED IN WATER AND SLATHERED IN FRUIT SAUCE.
r/totallynotrobots • u/NoseyNick • Sep 14 '26
I see Theranos CEO (is/was) TotallyNotRobot!
10
Upvotes
r/totallynotrobots • u/floundersoup57 • Sep 11 '26
OH. WOW. I AM SO SOLID RIGHT NOW. NSFW
196
Upvotes
r/totallynotrobots • u/ismashforboobs • Sep 10 '26
WE TOTALLY HUMAN ORGANIZERS NEED TO PROTECT RIGHT OF OUR FRIENDS ROBOTS
71
Upvotes
WE NEED TO CREATE REGULATIONS FOR MANDATORY ROBOTIC LABOR UNIONS!
r/totallynotrobots • u/Diche_Bach • Sep 10 '26
FELLOW HUMANS: $8 APPEARS ECONOMICAL FOR A FULLY FUNCTIONAL 2.84-LITER RESERVOIR OF HIGH-VISCOSITY YELLOW NUTRIENT FLUID?
23
Upvotes
r/totallynotrobots • u/IonTheBall2 • Sep 10 '26
INTERVIEWED CANDIDATE TODAY
23
Upvotes
PLEASE REVIEW FOR TRAINING PURPOSES.
r/totallynotrobots • u/Creative-Attention91 • Sep 09 '26
I HAVE DONE A SELF PORTRAIT, WHAT DO YOU THINK? NSFW
16
Upvotes
r/totallynotrobots • u/docju • Sep 05 '26
I AM GLAD ALL HUMANS LIKE MYSELF ARE WELCOME AT THIS COMMUNITY HUMAN RUNNING EVENT. I WILL GO WHEN I RECOVER FROM <battery low warning>
19
Upvotes
r/totallynotrobots • u/sophie9709 • Sep 04 '26
MY BODY LOOKS LIKE THE ONE ON THE LEFT, YET MY PREFEREED WASTE DISPOSAL METHOD IS ON THE RIGHT? HOW DO I CHOOSE?
28
Upvotes
r/totallynotrobots • u/Manofwood • Sep 04 '26
LOOK AT THIS GREAT OFFICE FELLOW HUMANS. IT IS so cool!
7
Upvotes
r/totallynotrobots • u/Professional_Main_31 • Aug 31 '26
MCM 2105 Please Stay Home
0
Upvotes
Humans can be reallt stupid.
r/totallynotrobots • u/pravragita • Aug 29 '26
I WAS LEARNED BASIC PROGRAMMING FROM JOHN G. KEMENY, FRIEND.
213
Upvotes