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@MajorWally- Twitter user who complained about splitting an episode into 2 parts, whom inspired a fable by Bryan Johnson (mentioned in episode 12)
13%- the female portion of the TESD army, as defined by the demographic survey
Ant- Moniker for a soldier of the TESD army given by Walter Flanagan
Blottoed - A highly intoxicated person that has highly impaired faculties
Booty Time- Special deals and offers from the Stash only available to the ants
Bufferin- The only pain tolerance medication Walt endorses
Click Click Click- The sounds that Declan Quinn's knees make
Collingwood Auction & Flea Market- indoor/outdoor fleamarket that was the setting for Making Hay, Making Hay 2 , Takin Hay and the first episode of Comic Book Men. Also referred to as Collinswood, Collingswood, The Auction, The Flea Market. Notable inhabitants: Gitem, Rob Bruce, the franks, Dennis, Tina X
Deadwood- A TV show that Q and Bry obsess over
Diarrhea Corn- The first 10 rows of corn in a field that you do not want to eat
E' K' Morris- The Waltism version of Ian K. Morris
Eugenie- the photo of the lizard picked up during Making Hay out side of Eugenie tasties
Flanpig- A nickname given to Walt by an infuriated ebay customer before TESD began
Flutter- Origin TESD 44 the busy movement of Sunday Jeff, usually whilst in the club
Foam Face - /fōm,fās/ noun See: Rebop
Gizmos and Gadgets- Electronics that college students don't need
Gloryhole- A collection of random merchandise from the Stash
Grimace - A term coined by Brian Quinn to describe a woman who is ugly both on the inside and the outside
Hot Button Issue - A topic that is too controversial to discuss or will cause backlash from listeners
Indoor League - Origin Puck Nuts 3 Sunday Jeff's number one bullet point when talking about lingerie football
Jenkem- Hallucinogen made from poop usually stored in empty soda bottles
Ming Tones - An idea Bryan Johnson had to make ringtones using his impression of Ming in an effort to put Ming's kids through college.
Makin Hay-The act of making money EX: Frank #1 makes hay at the Collingwood flea market selling rape stickers
Mista Wiskahs - Fictional name given to Q's cat Benjamin Cat by Bryan Johnson
NatureBox- A) Snacks only a douchebag would eat B) Hamster Food
Not So SuperBowl- A fake contest to crown the most impressive bowl of poop, devised by Walt to punish Ming
One true three- Game devised and hosted by Walter Flanagan comprised of two lies and a true fact
Overkill- 16+1 episode paranormal podcast on Zune network
Paper Bags- A disguise used by Q in the Disney World bathrooms to hide his homosexual activities
Podlympics/Podwars- An annual competition to determine which pod team is the greatest in Red Bank
Potato Chip Bry- A nickname given to Bry based on his physical fragility
Rangers eat nuts- Ending quote to the 45 episode hockey cast usually said by Bryan Johnson
Rebop/ Bop Bop- name used by Walt and Bry for developmentally slow people
San Francisco- Description used by Walt to illustrate a liberal person or lifestyle. Can also be used as a description of a metrosexual or homosexual person Example: I don't know what they're doing in San Fransisco, but we would never let monkeys into congress here
Space Monkeys- Hot button spin off pod starring Q & Bry
Stool softeners- evidence Darren Jonhson uses when calling Walt thinking that Bryan was back on the pain killers.
Sugar Tits- Derogatory term for females coined by Q
Susscubus- A Flanaganism meant to be succubus
Teflon Bry- Origin TESD 8 Notion passed by Quinn that Bry is untouchable for being able to say things without repercussion.
Tertrabytes- Unit of memory defined by Sunday Jeff
The Bottle Dump - While not at Collingwood, this location is where Git'em can be found
The Plight of Sean Patrick- book penned by Pam Johnson. Notable reading by Walt Flanagan as Wolf
The Wizard of Oz- A classic Christmas film
Touchy pusshole- A person who takes offense to any and all things mildly offensive
Tranny Trick- Being fooled into having sex with a transsexual by said transsexual
Vinylcast- the first ever podcast pressed to a vinyl album, headed and originated by Q
Wallywood Squares- Another game created by Walt, it is of course a variation of One, True, Three
WastedLife66- Dennis from Collingwood's ebay user ID
Wild Ass- Illustration done by a young Walter Flanagan that almost ended his friendship with Bryan Johnson
Zuuuuuuune- Ending quote to the 16 episode zune podcast Overkill, usually said by Walt Flanagan
Flanaganisms
Roku - RahKu TESD 228 1:25:00
Tie Phone -
Walt im on my Tie Phone
Q You mean your time phone
YOHO - A pirate's version of the acronym YOLO. The term came into existence when Walt incorrectly said YOHO instead of YOLO
Susscubus
Beezle Bob
Warby Davis: 169: 1:16:45
sir-a-cha-cha
cheh-pottle
High fructose corn syrup
Retardent
Zhawzaw
M. Night. Suggah
When Referring to Russell Simmons
- Gwyneth Pulltraw
(Gwyneth Paltrow)
- Apossals
(Aeropostale)
- "Big Pop Pop"
(Boston's Big Papi)
- "Manny Fernandez"
(Boston's Manny Ramirez)
- "Papa Joe"
(Joe Paterno)
- "I'm trying to get through it faster than Fred Phelps. Wait, who's that swimmer?"
(Michael Phelps) ep.29
- "He came to our present, not like a Mel..Mel Max kind of future..I mean Mad Max?"
-Ep.37 Walt talking about a time traveler.
Walt:"It's gotta be this store 'Apostals'.
Q:"Aeropostale?"
Walt:"Yeah, that's it
Walt buying his daughter a sweater Ep.39
- "Dude, you are a fuckin' walkin' mal-what's it called, malalady?"
Walt on Bry's medical maladies back in 2011-Episode 51
- "Buhboovia? Who's that guy, Buhbulvia? Bubalay?"
Walt asking if Pam is a fan of Michael Buble. Episode 52.
- Walt exasperated:"You're seeing a play! Go watch the movie with Toad Hooper! Whatever his name is."
Walt defending the Spiderman:Turn Off the Dark play to Q.
- Walt:"One bad apple don't spoil the whole apple tree."
Bry, laughing:"You know how that saying goes!"
Walt: "Is that right?"
- Walt: What's it called, in-con-shnable?
Q:"Unconscionable?"
Walt:"Yeah, edit that out the way I said that wrong."
Ep 69
- Go to Bandcamp.com and enter 'TESD Christmas podcast two thousand.........(pause).......What year is it?"
Ep. 178
- Walt-"What's it called, gobo? What's that called now, go-yo?"
Q-"YOLO?"Walt trying to remember "
BOGO"(buy one, get one).
- "What's that guys name, Kevin Milrus?"
-Walt trying to remember Q's friend, Iain K MorrisEp. 119
- "When life gives you lemonades, make lemonade."
Fiasco Pod
- "There's no way Batman won't receive a Twit from Gordon"
-Walt on Comic Book Men
- Walt-"We're gonna talk about 'beezel bob'."
Dave Wyndorf (Monster Magnet)-"BEEZEL BOB?!
"Walt-"Did I say that wrong?"
"Wanna make a statement? Give back the Grand Canyon to the Indians...Does it belong to them? I don't even know! HAHAHA"
Walt:"Didn't he have like, um...'sky-lou'? Scoliosis of the liver?"
Bry:"I don't think so."W:"What's it called? 'Sharoshis'?"
The Flanagan List
- Keep dorm room bare bone
- Don't try to make it look like Austin Powers bachelor pad
- Lose the gizmos + gadgets
- No Iphones, or Ipads
- You don't need a tweet machine
- Stay on campus during winter AND spring breaks
- Don't strough around like a peacock
- Don't go to the keggers, nightclubs, pubs, frat parties, etc etc etc! Stop spending money on beer & MJ