r/oddlysatisfying • u/johnny_briggs • 1d ago

Chair Row Alignment Tool

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u/bh0 1d ago

Ah yes, conference chairs that are hooked together and not wide enough for normal people.

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u/r3dout 1d ago

Chairs that I will unhook from their neighbours the instant I see this set-up so I can sit somewhat properly.

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u/MuchInvestigator7011 1d ago

Get to a normal bmi bro

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u/Interesting_Tea5715 1d ago

Sorry we're not all small dudes. I'm 6ft and fit, I can't help that my skeleton is just wide.

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u/FrenchFryCattaneo 1d ago

Well you could get a skeleton transplant but I guess you just choose to be selfish instead 🤷‍♀️

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u/MuchInvestigator7011 1d ago

.. its not tho

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u/Bizarrebazaars 1d ago

Yes, different sized skeletons are a real thing dude what?? You think everyone has the same frame just taller or shorter lmao. 

To add, everyone stores fat in different places and don’t have the same bodies nor genetics. 

We could all eat the exact same diet at the exact same times of our days with the exact same schedules, then do the exact same workouts and still all have different bodies.

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u/MuchInvestigator7011 1d ago

Nobody is big boned to the point where your normal is over 25… its poor lifestyle habits inherited from your family

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u/__nohope 1d ago

You're being intentional obtuse

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u/Mbyrd420 1d ago

Have you actually interacted with humans in the real world, dude??

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u/BigLittleDeal 1d ago

Normal Americans *

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u/BentekesEars 1d ago

American people.

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u/ChanglingBlake 1d ago

My man, children barely fit in that width.

It’s not an obesity problem, it’s a cheap ass company problem.

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u/Slacker_The_Dog 1d ago

Yeah these chairs look tiiiiny

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u/ChanglingBlake 1d ago

Your butt will fit, but the designers forgot about a little thing called arms.

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u/BentekesEars 1d ago

American children.