r/NHLcirclejerk • u/Striking-Treacle3199 • 5h ago
Tonight Flyers vs. Red Wings: The battle for which one of these birds is more dead.
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r/NHLcirclejerk • u/LysergarmideGuy • 1d ago
H I S T O R I C Keith Tkachuk proudly displaying his new born, Brady (1999)
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r/NHLcirclejerk • u/waaaaaasuuuuup • 1h ago
The Florida Panthers are a Fantastic Hockey Team How many pucks could a Tkachuk Tkachuk chuck if a Tkachuk Tkachuk could chuck pucks?
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A Tkachuk Tkachuk would chuck as many pucks as a Tkachuk Tkachuk could chuck if a Tkachuk Tkachuk could chuck pucks.
But if Matthew and Brady Tkachuk both chuck pucks, which Tkachuk chucks more pucks, and how many pucks could the Tkachuk brothers chuck if both Tkachuks chucked pucks together?
And would Keith Tkachuk give a fuck?
r/NHLcirclejerk • u/Fluffhead91192 • 11h ago
What happens when a stoppable force collides with a movable object?
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r/NHLcirclejerk • u/rideronthestorm29 • 3h ago
enough bullshit Mods Beware!
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Let people fuck my wife!!!
r/NHLcirclejerk • u/Akhurite • 11h ago
you bum Mitch Marner shows his desire to score with a quick flick of the wrist in close
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r/NHLcirclejerk • u/Albino_rhin0 • 8h ago
The first thing McDavid sees every morning.
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“Random phone check Connor”
r/NHLcirclejerk • u/Regular-Candy8101 • 1h ago
Vancouver Cucks Outjerked by some cucks.
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Are Tkachuks Bedarded?
r/NHLcirclejerk • u/tartymae • 2h ago
Outjerked by Etsy
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The Four Apostles.
(Not pictured -- you can get one of these in C4rter H4rt!)
r/NHLcirclejerk • u/Different_Hunter_471 • 3h ago
My mum is a die-hard Sabres fan, and my dad is a huge Leafs fan. I hope they handle tonight's game well...
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r/NHLcirclejerk • u/Sea-Hovercraft-4723 • 11m ago
How much for a let's say (pre Vegas Knights) Carter Hart in mint condition
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r/NHLcirclejerk • u/theAchilliesHIV • 2h ago
I Cum in Peace DeSmith caught with oversized tongue, licking crossbars
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r/NHLcirclejerk • u/horseofcourse93 • 22h ago
Letting McJesus outdo their entire roster combined? What are they, Vladarded?
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r/NHLcirclejerk • u/SkynetVV • 22h ago
7 games into the season, the Habs still only have 1 regulation win. Why don't they just win? Are they bedarded?
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r/NHLcirclejerk • u/Chinese-RoboCop • 21h ago
Players only meeting What I'm gonna tell you are for your ears, and your ears only. We're gonna take out Briere and Jonesy.
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r/NHLcirclejerk • u/horseofcourse93 • 1d ago
Outjerked by Real Vegas Golden Knights Fans on FB. Yikes.
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