r/nextfuckinglevel • u/RamenChicken8 • 17h ago

A lion dance performance builds suspense.🦁

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u/Calculonx 17h ago

I have a suspicion is not a real lion.

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u/Hothr 17h ago

Two or three kids in a trench coat? Good business!

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u/ShaneWookie 17h ago

Muppet Man!!!!

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u/SnailGamer 14h ago

Ugh… not Muppet Man…

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u/KingOfConsciousness 16h ago

/r/unexpectedbojack

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u/ActuallyLouder 7h ago

I just recently watched Is This Thing On? starring Will Arnett, where talks to his kids about a Chinese lion that he thinks was a dragon, and where he also performs Standup comedy.

I was already thinking about BoJack due to that connection, and now the cross-references have apparently come full circle.

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u/Anakngtao 5h ago

What is this, a crossover episode?

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u/Funmanhahaha 17h ago

Dude can't you see it literally ate 2 men? I'd run for my life. Asian culture is crazy...

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u/WaterGlassPuncherMan 17h ago

If u look closely u can see some ppl underneath this so called "lion."

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u/GormHub 17h ago

⭕️

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u/ShaneWookie 17h ago

⭕ ⬅️

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u/clonedhuman 14h ago

Thanks! I see it now!

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u/ClearAbove 17h ago

Arrows too plz

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u/Azuras_Star8 14h ago

Comments like these are so silly.

There are no people to put a red circle around.

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u/CedarWolf 17h ago

They eat lettuce, too, and as everyone knows, real lions are obligate carnivores.

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u/uwillnotgotospace 14h ago

The lion does not concern himself with obligation.

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u/Skyzfallin 7h ago

This lion eats money

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u/i_give_you_gum 14h ago

Incorrect! Those are small lions in people costumes

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u/at0mheart 17h ago

Because it’s a dragon duh

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u/Ancient-Carrot8447 11h ago

These are lions. Dragons are the long ones with a bunch of people holding them up with sticks.

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u/JadziaSoong 14h ago

Ôh, the conspiracy, there's always one

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u/BeenDragonn 12h ago

It's a Liger, it's like my favorite animal

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u/sl0tball 11h ago

Vincent Adultman

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u/brandt-money 16h ago

You're lyin.

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u/technobrendo 16h ago

Stop lion.

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u/DoomDaddy666 13h ago

So that's how they sneak into the movies with only having to buy 1 ticket!

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u/reverandglass 10h ago

Of course it's not a real lion! A real lion in a shopping mall would be in TK Maxx fighting young mothers for the shoe deals.

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u/emilliolongwood 9h ago

I was going to say, that lion wearing a human suit wearing a big weird pink beast costume is really talented!

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u/900FOG 13h ago

WHAT!?

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u/Ressy02 12h ago

Are we ever gonna find out? Oh the suspense!

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u/turkshead 11h ago

Whatever it is, I think it ate a couple of guys!

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u/TheRussianDoll 10h ago

They be lying

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u/Salt_Winter5888 9h ago

I think it's actually two cubs dressed up as lion.

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u/Lumpzor 15h ago

Is it because it's a dragon instead?

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u/Ancient-Carrot8447 15h ago

No, lion dances are different from dragon dances. This is a lion. Dude was joking. (Maybe you were too, but I've seen so many people call this a dragon and I hate it.)

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u/Lahk74 5h ago

If it's not from the Dragon region of China, it's just a sparkling lizard.