Poison ring given to my by girlfriend!

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[u/i_fucking_love_crack]

In a similar vein, I once got a 5 day suspension for writing an essay about how I didnt have any heros because everyone was a piece of shit. Specifically for saying that anyone you look up to would let you down, such as Bill Clinton and Michael Jackson (allegedly). The guidance counselor told me he liked it. ¯\(ツ)/¯

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I can’t imagine reading that and wanting to suspend the kid. Honestly it shows much greater depth of thought to have challenged the subject matter rather than just listing off a bunch of good qualities of some chosen person. Also it sounds a bit like a cry for help which should obviously be handled with care.

[u/seabutcher → u/i_fucking_love_crack]

This kind of has "I drove my therapist insane" energy. And I think your username checks out.

[u/minamality → u/i_fucking_love_crack]

I would probably have written the same thing too lmao. I find the idea of picking a "hero" to be kind of stupid.