r/mildlyinteresting • • 8h ago

Poison ring given to my by girlfriend!

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u/noreservations81590 6h ago

Yeah but I'd rather hang out with the average cat than the average stoner.

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u/Gseventeen 6h ago

You're not wrong

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u/jah_john 6h ago

Gosh, I bet you are just swell!

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u/noreservations81590 6h ago

I've smoked for most of my life. But I'm just talking about people that make it their personality.

Plus, it was a joke on the Internet.

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u/DDRaptors 5h ago

  it was a joke on the Internet.

The Russians are offline, so we’ll allow it.

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u/Not_A_Casual 5h ago

It was a joke on the internet. Now if I said this joke to someone in real life it would be a joke off the Internet. Neat. I have been told by many I am sort of funny.

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u/jah_john 4h ago

Looks ain't everything

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u/Not_A_Casual 4h ago

I agree I am not sure how what you said has anything to do with my comment though. But I appreciate the sentiment. As an ugly person it’s great to know there are kind people on the internet and off the internet. Before this moment I didn’t know anyone on the internet could be kind, so again thank you. From the bottom of my heart to the top of Mt. Everest. You are my #1 internet friend.

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u/jah_john 3h ago

Well you said you were funny, I said looks ain't everything. Because that implies that you are funny looking. It's a classic case of misunderstanding for comedy! Wholesome fun!

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u/Not_A_Casual 3h ago

Very fun! You are a great person.

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u/jah_john 3h ago

But please, don't misunderstand me. I am not giving you validation, or trying to contradict anyone who previously pointed out that you are uggo as a boot. Nor should you blame me, since I am sure your parents were fairly similar in the looks department. Good for you, for accepting yourself though. Must have been difficult, with all the mirrors and reflections and such everywhere.

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u/seabutcher 3h ago

I'd rather hang out with the average cat than most humans tbh. Humans who offer me good weed are a close competitor.