r/mildlyinteresting • u/SecondsWellSpent • 8h ago

Poison ring given to my by girlfriend!

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u/Asron87 6h ago

You could put it in any keychain pill bottle. Meeting a gal for the first time? Have cat nip and dog treats. If the pets like you really well “for some reason” she’s going to love you too.

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u/Rothko28 6h ago

Are you Dennis from IASIP?

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u/Efficient_Sundae3611 6h ago

Because of the implication.

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u/SquidVices 5h ago

Ooooohhhhhhh

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u/dgjapc 2h ago

Are the cats in danger?

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u/goldenratio1111 6h ago

I saw your onion, dude.

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u/Elbonio 6h ago

It's a great way to demonstrate value

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u/alwayscursingAoE4 5h ago

This was actually a scene from the classic comedy There's Something About Mary.

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u/ModernSmithmundt 5h ago

That seems like an awful lot of speed to give one little pooch. Are you sure it won't kill him?

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u/WoodenHarddrive 5h ago

Gonna just keep using the poison but ty.

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u/Me2BuddyMe2 4h ago

The last guy I dated brought bones for my dogs and they loved him. I married him.