r/mildlyinteresting • • 8h ago

Poison ring given to my by girlfriend!

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u/gml1996 7h ago

I need one full of lactase so I can have spontaneous ice cream with less regrets.

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u/Sp4ceCore ​ 7h ago

"Ah crap. I always forget which one is lactase and cyanide."

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u/r_fernandes 7h ago

I relate to this at such a deep level.

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u/gml1996 7h ago

I actually have a little silicon thing on my keychain that fits like 2 pills, I can't give up ice cream or cheese curds. 😂

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u/Kakdelacommon 7h ago

Ice cream never ragrets

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u/drivingsansrobopants 6h ago

the carpet tho

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u/chris_trans 5h ago

Its crazy none of them have started just adding lactase to the ice cream, or other dairy products.

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u/Violet_Paradox 4h ago

That exists. It's sold as lactose free, but lactase is how they do that.

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u/chris_trans 3h ago

Oh, /r/TodayILearned
That does make sense though, The lactase would convert the lactose to sugar, so then it's lactose free.

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u/Lachesis84 2h ago

They do and they charge more for it