r/mildlyinteresting • • 8h ago

Poison ring given to my by girlfriend!

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u/FineMind755 7h ago

Looking at it definitely not tight at all.

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u/CankerLord 7h ago

Metal on metal with a hinge that says "I'll stay closed but only 'closed' in the sense that I'm not wide open".

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u/PlasticTower1 6h ago

“Imagine if your ex-wife were a robot”

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u/anon_simmer 6h ago

They're never tight. Always loose clasped at best.

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u/anonymarty 4h ago

Whoopsie, poisoned myself... and now i die.