r/mildlyinteresting • u/SecondsWellSpent • 8h ago

Poison ring given to my by girlfriend!

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u/oniiichanUwU 8h ago

You can only make friends by offering them drugs? Are you the person the DARE program warned us about?

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u/Sir-Nicholas 7h ago

Don't be ignorant, you can also make friends by accepting drugs when you are offered.

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u/oniiichanUwU 7h ago

I only accept organic ethically sourced certified gluten free cocaine

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u/Little_Cloud6126 6h ago

I only take medicinal cocaine

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u/Useful_Kale_5263 7h ago

Oh don’t worry, friend,
https://giphy.com/gifs/bBEtZwqvQogeY
we ethically source it from gasoline.

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u/Massive-Tell5663 6h ago

I read certified as calcified and I was like "damn son"

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u/lookingUp2TheSkye 6h ago

What if I'm lactose intolerant? Then what? I get really bad stomach cramps when I hit that dairy meth. Is there lactose free meth?

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u/oniiichanUwU 6h ago

A good dealer will offer you Lactaid with your purchase. You could also probably locally source vegan meth if you move to Missouri

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u/mufflerbearing42069 4h ago

Farm to nostril only

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u/BeerorCoffee 7h ago

They also give out expensive weed candy for Halloween

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u/scfoothills 7h ago

That's a great idea! It will be a lot easier than putting razor blades in candy apples like I usually do.

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u/Githyerazi 5h ago

Everyone throws the apples away anyways.

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u/avemflamma 3h ago

i live in your username

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u/scfoothills 3h ago

It was supposed to be a throwaway account name. I made this account 12 year ago to ask a question about hammock camping. Now I mostly post pictures of my dog and my food.

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u/happy-cig 8h ago

DARE thought me how to be a dealer. 

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u/drivingsansrobopants 7h ago

taught you where to hang out. who to sell to.

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u/SaltierThanAll 5h ago

I used to deal during DARE class. I used to hide joints in mechanical pencils

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u/belac4862 7h ago

Ive never gotten high. Butbim tempted to with how many meds im on and see if it helps me.

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u/squeakymoth 7h ago

It likely will not if they are psych meds.

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u/nudiecale 7h ago

You mean the person that the DARE program gave us false hopes about?

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u/Suspicious_Hope69 6h ago

Man I haven’t found one of those give out the good stuff for free people yet. I feel kinda like I was lied to as a kid.

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u/CardboardHeatshield 5h ago

I mean, maybe not only, but youve got to admit it does make the process go a whole lot faster.

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u/Kingbulking 5h ago

"You can only make friends by offering them drugs" is an insanely delusional take on saying you could make friends with weed.
How did you get from "befriend friends" to thinking it's his one and only option? -_-

Reddit is such an insane place where one sentence can leap 16 leagues of assumptions to meaning something that isn't even remotely close to what was said...

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u/oniiichanUwU 4h ago

Your second sentence is rather ironic in this case habibi

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u/Kingbulking 4h ago

Sure, another straw man fallacy. I was literally just talking about people like you at work and how someone will take a regular sentence and twist it to be so delusional you can't even follow the logic.

He said he would use it to befriend friends. somehow you went to the most negative and impossibly rude jump in logic possible, saying "you can only make friends by offering them drugs".
That would quite literally be the definition of straw man fallacy, it could be used in the classroom it's such an insane leap in logic.

From "befriend friends" to "you can ONLY make friends that way" is absurd and such a negative thing to say. Why would you ever go from an option to an absolute, and not only an absolute but an extremely rude one. Bizzare mindset, I'm sure you keep your comments locked away so people don't see how often you speak like that to others.

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u/oniiichanUwU 3h ago

I made a dare joke. I literally couldn’t care less if he’s offering anyone weed. Maybe if he offered you some you’d chill out.

And I keep my profile private bc I don’t need people like you snooping on me bc I accidentally rage baited you lmao

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u/Kingbulking 3h ago

I understood the DARE joke. You didn't need to personally insult him before the joke. It's cool if you don't like weed or druggies, put no reason to put him down.

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u/oniiichanUwU 3h ago

He didn’t need to bring up the fact he smokes weed either so lol. If someone doesn’t want you to assume weed smoking is their entire personality then they probably shouldn’t bring up unprompted 🥴

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u/That_Message_8752 3h ago

It's all in good fun

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u/Kingbulking 3h ago

The joke "Are you the person from DARE" is great without the random insult and negative slight. It's not all in good fun to speak to others that way, reddit just supports and uplifts these kinds of personalities so it feels normal to start a comment by personally attacking a stranger.

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u/pbghikes 7h ago

It's actually been pretty effective for me

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u/WeeDingwall44 7h ago

I’ll be your friend