r/mildlyinteresting • u/SecondsWellSpent • 8h ago

Poison ring given to my by girlfriend!

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u/Greenman8907 8h ago

I’d keep Pez in there.

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u/Tricknuts 7h ago

Literally the only candy made specially for its own dispenser

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u/I_Miss_Lenny 4h ago

I want one of the old ones shaped like a cigarette lighter or the insane ones that looked like a handgun and you'd shoot yourself in the mouth with it lol

Pez was wacky

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u/weinerwayne 7h ago

I’d do a single gum drop

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u/AshamedOfMyTypos 7h ago

Where my tributes at?

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u/Riyeko 7h ago

Nah I'd put teeny tiny little folded pieces of paper with "IOU" written on them and just run around giving them to people for no reason.

Confusion.... Mwhahaha

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u/-Speechless 6h ago

I'd rather do coke

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u/thedean246 ​ 6h ago

I was thinking some tic-tacs

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u/FrostyD7 6h ago

Both of those would probably prevent the lid from closing on this tiny thing. Them be some tiny pills.

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u/Valatros 5h ago

I'd keep pez in there, and take on dramatically any time something mildly inconvenienced me. You need me to send an email boss? Poison pill. Stub my toe? Poison pill. The ultimate dramatic response tool.

I would also run out of pez very quickly. I'd need a whole set of the damn things out here like thanos...

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u/Jack_Mackerel 4h ago

Emergency tic-tac

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u/despicedchilli 5h ago

ew, why would you not use the dispenser?

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u/I_Miss_Lenny 4h ago

Because it could make someone laugh at a piano recital and break up a relationship! Pez dispensers are dangerous!

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u/MKZZX 6h ago

That would be immature and inappropriate for the ring.